oh well 1500 years ago or so I was with the kua toa and just kinda saw her and asked if she wanted to hang and try my whisky. she liked it and we had fun then I left we talked a few more times after that you know god stuff god's talk about
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well I die go back to hell listen to my grandad yell at me for two years and then find a way to escape hell and the cycle repeats. see Im mosly infernal so I am immortal and can live in hell but also part mortal so I can live on the material plane if I can find a way out of hell.
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well if you die and kinda suck well youll go to hell and if so will probably use one of those way outs ive had it happen before had to soul kill the poor chap.
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“So you aren’t actually immortal? Or at least you’re immune to aging and just come back to life every time?”
*also for the industrial kingdoms thing that I’m trying to join, would it be alright if I just use a faction that’s from a D&D book? I could change it to fit the setting and it wouldn’t really involve magic. I would try to come up with something original but it’s the middle of the night for me, fine if you don’t want me to*
“…which god?”
well all of them that arent holy including goddess of larvae.
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“That thing following the boat?”
yeah
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problem?
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“No, I’m just kinda curious on how you met it.”
oh well 1500 years ago or so I was with the kua toa and just kinda saw her and asked if she wanted to hang and try my whisky. she liked it and we had fun then I left we talked a few more times after that you know god stuff god's talk about
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
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“Uhm… interesting. also another thing, you mentioned that you’ve been killed several times, how does that work?”
well I die go back to hell listen to my grandad yell at me for two years and then find a way to escape hell and the cycle repeats. see Im mosly infernal so I am immortal and can live in hell but also part mortal so I can live on the material plane if I can find a way out of hell.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“Huh. How do you escape hell?”
Oh well theres thousands of ways but I cant tell you sorry breaks devil rules. I can tell you it sucks tho dont try it.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“Alright. Hopefully I’ll never have to. Why can’t you tell me? Is it just like a magical law?”
well if you die and kinda suck well youll go to hell and if so will probably use one of those way outs ive had it happen before had to soul kill the poor chap.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“So you aren’t actually immortal? Or at least you’re immune to aging and just come back to life every time?”
*also for the industrial kingdoms thing that I’m trying to join, would it be alright if I just use a faction that’s from a D&D book? I could change it to fit the setting and it wouldn’t really involve magic. I would try to come up with something original but it’s the middle of the night for me, fine if you don’t want me to*
Idc just try and make it somewhat og. "That and well Im stronger and faster than most other mortals yes.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
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“Alright, how much stronger?”
*okay, I’ll make the post right now*
*I may be about to bring in a Greylish merchant for no discernable reason. Expect some delicious fly honey.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Well I could lift up this ship rn and fly it halfway across the ocean before I collapsed.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“Wow… that is strong,”
*what’s their strength score?*
12
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY