Horrakir sighs and walks over to king nucrose. "I didn't know there was such a thing as a chocolate dragon." He says, examining the dragonborn with interest.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
Horrakir sighs and walks over to king nucrose. "I didn't know there was such a thing as a chocolate dragon." He says, examining the dragonborn with interest.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
“So you aren’t actually immortal? Or at least you’re immune to aging and just come back to life every time?”
*also for the industrial kingdoms thing that I’m trying to join, would it be alright if I just use a faction that’s from a D&D book? I could change it to fit the setting and it wouldn’t really involve magic. I would try to come up with something original but it’s the middle of the night for me, fine if you don’t want me to*
*Was that a question for burning or for me? Just checking cause I’m too tired to understand the context rn lol.*
“So you aren’t actually immortal? Or at least you’re immune to aging and just come back to life every time?”
*also for the industrial kingdoms thing that I’m trying to join, would it be alright if I just use a faction that’s from a D&D book? I could change it to fit the setting and it wouldn’t really involve magic. I would try to come up with something original but it’s the middle of the night for me, fine if you don’t want me to*
*Was that a question for burning or for me? Just checking cause I’m too tired to understand the context rn lol.*
*it was for burning, sorry. I’m joining a PbP that involves creating a kingdom, so I was asking them some questions because I didn’t want to change threads to do it, sorry*
“So you aren’t actually immortal? Or at least you’re immune to aging and just come back to life every time?”
*also for the industrial kingdoms thing that I’m trying to join, would it be alright if I just use a faction that’s from a D&D book? I could change it to fit the setting and it wouldn’t really involve magic. I would try to come up with something original but it’s the middle of the night for me, fine if you don’t want me to*
*Was that a question for burning or for me? Just checking cause I’m too tired to understand the context rn lol.*
*it was for burning, sorry. I’m joining a PbP that involves creating a kingdom, so I was asking them some questions because I didn’t want to change threads to do it, sorry*
*quick lore dump because I’m an above average rules lawyer. Demons and devils have been in the eternal Blood War since the gods took the universe from the Primordials so I doubt burning’s character would mix them up. Immortal does not mean unkillable, it means coming back again and again for eternity. With the information that burning shared I doubt the candy Dragonborn would be able to summon a lesser version of them.*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*quick lore dump because I’m an above average rules lawyer. Demons and devils have been in the eternal Blood War since the gods took the universe from the Primordials so I doubt burning’s character would mix them up. Immortal does not mean unkillable, it means coming back again and again for eternity. With the information that burning shared I doubt the candy Dragonborn would be able to summon a lesser version of them.*
*All true, but this is a homebrew world and so those rules don’t necessarily apply. I haven’t actually put much thought into the role of demons, devils, and celestials, so I guess it’s open to interpretation.*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“That’s the plan. I will do my best to save all the people I can, but I won’t be able to save them all.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
A derelict merchant ship floats into view, bearing the flag of the honey fly at half-mast. A thin cloud of buzzing flies swarms around the ship as a dog-like creature made out of a giant cake roll leaps up and starts barking at the Barnacle, excited to meet some new friends.
A towering ferret-like figure slowly walks to the top deck, dressed in fine white clothes splattered with dried blood and black fly honey. He smokes an incredibly long, ornate, and sturdy-looking pipe, quickly recognizable as the primary weapon of the Gadflour guild: the baker's pipe, also known as the great kiseru or flykeeper's pipe. He takes a long drag and blows white smoke into the air around him, causing the honey flies to calm and descend into the ship's bowels, likely to their hives.
The ferret ogre looks weary, and takes off his white stovepipe top hat, revealing his blindfolded eyes and soft face. "Would any of you kind ladies, gentlemen, or other esteemed beings be willing to spare some room and food for the time being?" His voice is deep and gravelly, but he sounds genuine. "My ship was ransacked, and I've had to eat what supplies I could save. I have but a single jar of artisanal fly honey left for trade." He fidgets with his apron as his coat blows in the wind.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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on top of him
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“So now there’s just a lava lake in the middle of hell?”
I gotta get some sleep irl now talk to you all tmrw
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Horrakir sighs and walks over to king nucrose. "I didn't know there was such a thing as a chocolate dragon." He says, examining the dragonborn with interest.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
*See you burn!*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
*I have created a tavern representing Captain Niss' ship. The Discourteous Dragon!*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
*Was that a question for burning or for me? Just checking cause I’m too tired to understand the context rn lol.*
*Yessssss!!*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Normiah is staring into the storm. "Soon, the final fight will come..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*it was for burning, sorry. I’m joining a PbP that involves creating a kingdom, so I was asking them some questions because I didn’t want to change threads to do it, sorry*
*All good, thanks for the clarification.*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Horrakir sighs. "Knowing ol' Niss and her lot, she'll not be far away. Specialises in beating up sea monsters, she does."
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
*quick lore dump because I’m an above average rules lawyer. Demons and devils have been in the eternal Blood War since the gods took the universe from the Primordials so I doubt burning’s character would mix them up. Immortal does not mean unkillable, it means coming back again and again for eternity. With the information that burning shared I doubt the candy Dragonborn would be able to summon a lesser version of them.*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*All true, but this is a homebrew world and so those rules don’t necessarily apply. I haven’t actually put much thought into the role of demons, devils, and celestials, so I guess it’s open to interpretation.*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Sylvi is playing fetch with Tily.
The Kuo Toa god has started glowing.
Music box is coiled around a rope in weasel form.
Xi sends a telepathic message to the Kuo Toa god. “What’s with the glowing, old friend?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
i sense danger approaching. The Kraken that attacked the ship. Is the ship’s crew hunting it?
“That’s the plan. I will do my best to save all the people I can, but I won’t be able to save them all.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
So we’re heading straight for it. I shall help defend the ship if it’s required.
A derelict merchant ship floats into view, bearing the flag of the honey fly at half-mast. A thin cloud of buzzing flies swarms around the ship as a dog-like creature made out of a giant cake roll leaps up and starts barking at the Barnacle, excited to meet some new friends.
A towering ferret-like figure slowly walks to the top deck, dressed in fine white clothes splattered with dried blood and black fly honey. He smokes an incredibly long, ornate, and sturdy-looking pipe, quickly recognizable as the primary weapon of the Gadflour guild: the baker's pipe, also known as the great kiseru or flykeeper's pipe. He takes a long drag and blows white smoke into the air around him, causing the honey flies to calm and descend into the ship's bowels, likely to their hives.
The ferret ogre looks weary, and takes off his white stovepipe top hat, revealing his blindfolded eyes and soft face. "Would any of you kind ladies, gentlemen, or other esteemed beings be willing to spare some room and food for the time being?" His voice is deep and gravelly, but he sounds genuine. "My ship was ransacked, and I've had to eat what supplies I could save. I have but a single jar of artisanal fly honey left for trade." He fidgets with his apron as his coat blows in the wind.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels