*Hey nothic burning showed the crew a message that can only be read by one of them so next time you’re on could you post here so I can continue with my thing*
"whatever I dont care. now I would fly but thats not possible so if you could let me go to my quarter's until I can kill the d*%m beast then ill be going!"
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
I was about to kill the captain if it wasnt for Him *points to xi* now if somebody could shut the rodent up before he tries to be my father again.
"...you are quite the unruly sort. I'm telling the actual captain about your behavior, and I shall spare no detail. I hope he decides to chastise you."
He gets up, his seeing-eye dog roll sniffing out the captain.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
I was about to kill the captain if it wasnt for Him *points to xi* now if somebody could shut the rodent up before he tries to be my father again.
"...you are quite the unruly sort. I'm telling the actual captain about your behavior, and I shall spare no detail. I hope he decides to chastise you."
He gets up, his seeing-eye dog roll sniffing out the captain.
Im a bloody devil what'd you expect :) and no captains gonna talk down to me.
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
The Captain is in his quarters, applying a green plant-juice to his wounds.
A dog made out of a honeyed spice cake roll runs up to him and starts to lick his wounds, healing him for 4 hit points, possibly reducing max HP reduction.
The enormous, fluffy baker/warrior follows shortly after. "Captain, the one who claims to be the grandson of the king of hell has attacked a fellow crewmate, bullied them, threatened a second one with a slow and painful death for the crime of casting Calm Emotions to break up the fighting, and has insulted both my species and your authority when I said that I would come and contact you if this foul behavior were to continue. Whether it is your will to reprimand the man or not, I felt that it was important that you knew of these events."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The Captain is in his quarters, applying a green plant-juice to his wounds.
A dog made out of a honeyed spice cake roll runs up to him and starts to lick his wounds, healing him for 4 hit points, possibly reducing max HP reduction.
The enormous, fluffy baker/warrior follows shortly after. "Captain, the one who claims to be the grandson of the king of hell has attacked a fellow crewmate, bullied them, threatened a second one with a slow and painful death for the crime of casting Calm Emotions to break up the fighting, and has insulted both my species and your authority when I said that I would come and contact you if this foul behavior were to continue. Whether it is your will to reprimand the man or not, I felt that it was important that you knew of these events."
He pats the dog on its head in thanks, and turns to the warrior. “Sounds mighty dangerous to me. I won’t interfere just yet, but I’ll keep an eye out. Showing respect to others on the Barnacle, when we’re so often forced to battle together, is of tremendous importance.”
The god larva is letting the gnomes it rescued from drowning go, controlling the sea so that they’ll eventually make it to shore.
The Kuo Toa god notices a bunch of ocean animals like sharks and stuff, and some water elementals, grouped up nearby. They seem scared to approach it.
Do you serve the Kraken? It telepathically asks them.
The cluster all looks confused. (Intelligence 5 at most) However, they convey in simple emotions something around the lines of: 'get out of here, intruders', although they seem to scared to enforce it to the god. (Anyone else, tho...)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The god larva is letting the gnomes it rescued from drowning go, controlling the sea so that they’ll eventually make it to shore.
The Kuo Toa god notices a bunch of ocean animals like sharks and stuff, and some water elementals, grouped up nearby. They seem scared to approach it.
Do you serve the Kraken? It telepathically asks them.
The cluster all looks confused. (Intelligence 5 at most) However, they convey in simple emotions something around the lines of: 'get out of here, intruders', although they seem to scared to enforce it to the god. (Anyone else, tho...)
The Kuo Toa god makes a sort of crab octopus roar in an attempt to scare them off.
The Captain is in his quarters, applying a green plant-juice to his wounds.
A dog made out of a honeyed spice cake roll runs up to him and starts to lick his wounds, healing him for 4 hit points, possibly reducing max HP reduction.
The enormous, fluffy baker/warrior follows shortly after. "Captain, the one who claims to be the grandson of the king of hell has attacked a fellow crewmate, bullied them, threatened a second one with a slow and painful death for the crime of casting Calm Emotions to break up the fighting, and has insulted both my species and your authority when I said that I would come and contact you if this foul behavior were to continue. Whether it is your will to reprimand the man or not, I felt that it was important that you knew of these events."
He pats the dog on its head in thanks, and turns to the warrior. “Sounds mighty dangerous to me. I won’t interfere just yet, but I’ll keep an eye out. Showing respect to others on the Barnacle, when we’re so often forced to battle together, is of tremendous importance.”
The dog wags its tail. Tis a joyous day.
"I thank you for your attention, captain." The ferret monster places a jar of fly honey on a dresser (or coffee table or whatever the captain would have). "I have brought you my last jar of Fly Honey as thanks for letting me aboard. It may help with your wounds." (Restorative Ointment with 5 doses, but it always grants max healing rolls and is consumed instead of being applied topically.)
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I thank you for your attention, captain." The ferret monster places a jar of fly honey on a dresser (or coffee table or whatever the captain would have). "I have brought you my last jar of Fly Honey as thanks for letting me aboard. It may help with your wounds." (Restorative Ointment with 5 doses, but it always grants max healing rolls and is consumed instead of being applied topically.)
He smiles. “Thanks very much. Greek Fire burns are tremendously difficult to heal, and any form of help is much appreciated.”
*I’m so confused*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*The urge to come in and say red...
Red!*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*purple!*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"whatever I dont care. now I would fly but thats not possible so if you could let me go to my quarter's until I can kill the d*%m beast then ill be going!"
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
"...you are quite the unruly sort. I'm telling the actual captain about your behavior, and I shall spare no detail. I hope he decides to chastise you."
He gets up, his seeing-eye dog roll sniffing out the captain.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The Captain is in his quarters, applying a green plant-juice to his wounds.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Im a bloody devil what'd you expect :) and no captains gonna talk down to me.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The god larva is letting the gnomes it rescued from drowning go, controlling the sea so that they’ll eventually make it to shore.
Burudrxa just mumbles "shoulda let me kill them, their just gonna hurt more people".
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
They murmur their thanks. Several are in shock, completely demoralized by their experiences. Several vow, unprompted, to never sail again.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
The Kuo Toa god notices a bunch of ocean animals like sharks and stuff, and some water elementals, grouped up nearby. They seem scared to approach it.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
A dog made out of a honeyed spice cake roll runs up to him and starts to lick his wounds, healing him for 4 hit points, possibly reducing max HP reduction.
The enormous, fluffy baker/warrior follows shortly after. "Captain, the one who claims to be the grandson of the king of hell has attacked a fellow crewmate, bullied them, threatened a second one with a slow and painful death for the crime of casting Calm Emotions to break up the fighting, and has insulted both my species and your authority when I said that I would come and contact you if this foul behavior were to continue. Whether it is your will to reprimand the man or not, I felt that it was important that you knew of these events."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
I placed one of them under a Geas. They’ll try to convince the others to stop.
Do you serve the Kraken? It telepathically asks them.
He pats the dog on its head in thanks, and turns to the warrior. “Sounds mighty dangerous to me. I won’t interfere just yet, but I’ll keep an eye out. Showing respect to others on the Barnacle, when we’re so often forced to battle together, is of tremendous importance.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
The cluster all looks confused. (Intelligence 5 at most) However, they convey in simple emotions something around the lines of: 'get out of here, intruders', although they seem to scared to enforce it to the god. (Anyone else, tho...)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Burdurxa goes to get drunk in his room.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The Kuo Toa god makes a sort of crab octopus roar in an attempt to scare them off.
The dog wags its tail. Tis a joyous day.
"I thank you for your attention, captain." The ferret monster places a jar of fly honey on a dresser (or coffee table or whatever the captain would have). "I have brought you my last jar of Fly Honey as thanks for letting me aboard. It may help with your wounds." (Restorative Ointment with 5 doses, but it always grants max healing rolls and is consumed instead of being applied topically.)
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He smiles. “Thanks very much. Greek Fire burns are tremendously difficult to heal, and any form of help is much appreciated.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis