Jack Oliver is wandering the kitchen looking for some ale for his Tuesday morning drinking routine
Normiah sees Jack Oliver. "'Ello, drunky!"
"Normiah! Care for some?" He is still quite sober. That will probably change relatively soon though.
"No, I don't drink any. Want to keep a sharp mind. Why I drink root beer instead of alcohol."
"Ah. More for me, then." He takes a hearty swig. "Tell me about yourself, Normiah. Friends are always better company than strangers."
Upon seeing him take a sip, Normiah steps back unnoticeably. He thought Jack Oliver hadn't found a supply yet.
"Well, I've spent my life hunting a beast. A kraken, to be exact. The one that you all just failed to defeat." He mutters the last bit to himself.
"Yeah, the wretched coward ran away before I could get in a solid hit." He has a disgruntled look in his eye. "Next time though, I'll beat it bloody with my bare hands." He begins rolling up his sleeves, but takes another quick sip from his bottle.
"Idiot." He quietly says to himself. "That's bravery!" He says at an average tone.
"Now I know I'm drunk but I'm not stupid," he says, slurring his words and slobbering. Now the alcohol is finally starting to hit. "You keep saying all these whispery bits I can't hear and that's quite rude, wouldn't you say?"
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Jack Oliver is wandering the kitchen looking for some ale for his Tuesday morning drinking routine
Normiah sees Jack Oliver. "'Ello, drunky!"
"Normiah! Care for some?" He is still quite sober. That will probably change relatively soon though.
"No, I don't drink any. Want to keep a sharp mind. Why I drink root beer instead of alcohol."
"Ah. More for me, then." He takes a hearty swig. "Tell me about yourself, Normiah. Friends are always better company than strangers."
Upon seeing him take a sip, Normiah steps back unnoticeably. He thought Jack Oliver hadn't found a supply yet.
"Well, I've spent my life hunting a beast. A kraken, to be exact. The one that you all just failed to defeat." He mutters the last bit to himself.
"Yeah, the wretched coward ran away before I could get in a solid hit." He has a disgruntled look in his eye. "Next time though, I'll beat it bloody with my bare hands." He begins rolling up his sleeves, but takes another quick sip from his bottle.
"Idiot." He quietly says to himself. "That's bravery!" He says at an average tone.
"Now I know I'm drunk but I'm not stupid," he says, slurring his words and slobbering. Now the alcohol is finally starting to hit. "You keep saying all these whispery bits I can't hear and that's quite rude, wouldn't you say?"
"Oh, no, it was me thinking compliments slightly aloud. The highest of praise." He hopes the alcohol will make Jack too stupid to see through the obvious lie.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Jack Oliver is wandering the kitchen looking for some ale for his Tuesday morning drinking routine
Normiah sees Jack Oliver. "'Ello, drunky!"
"Normiah! Care for some?" He is still quite sober. That will probably change relatively soon though.
"No, I don't drink any. Want to keep a sharp mind. Why I drink root beer instead of alcohol."
"Ah. More for me, then." He takes a hearty swig. "Tell me about yourself, Normiah. Friends are always better company than strangers."
Upon seeing him take a sip, Normiah steps back unnoticeably. He thought Jack Oliver hadn't found a supply yet.
"Well, I've spent my life hunting a beast. A kraken, to be exact. The one that you all just failed to defeat." He mutters the last bit to himself.
"Yeah, the wretched coward ran away before I could get in a solid hit." He has a disgruntled look in his eye. "Next time though, I'll beat it bloody with my bare hands." He begins rolling up his sleeves, but takes another quick sip from his bottle.
"Idiot." He quietly says to himself. "That's bravery!" He says at an average tone.
"Now I know I'm drunk but I'm not stupid," he says, slurring his words and slobbering. Now the alcohol is finally starting to hit. "You keep saying all these whispery bits I can't hear and that's quite rude, wouldn't you say?"
"Oh, no, it was me thinking compliments slightly aloud. The highest of praise." He hopes the alcohol will make Jack too stupid to see through the obvious lie.
Roll Deception.
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Jack Oliver is wandering the kitchen looking for some ale for his Tuesday morning drinking routine
Normiah sees Jack Oliver. "'Ello, drunky!"
"Normiah! Care for some?" He is still quite sober. That will probably change relatively soon though.
"No, I don't drink any. Want to keep a sharp mind. Why I drink root beer instead of alcohol."
"Ah. More for me, then." He takes a hearty swig. "Tell me about yourself, Normiah. Friends are always better company than strangers."
Upon seeing him take a sip, Normiah steps back unnoticeably. He thought Jack Oliver hadn't found a supply yet.
"Well, I've spent my life hunting a beast. A kraken, to be exact. The one that you all just failed to defeat." He mutters the last bit to himself.
"Yeah, the wretched coward ran away before I could get in a solid hit." He has a disgruntled look in his eye. "Next time though, I'll beat it bloody with my bare hands." He begins rolling up his sleeves, but takes another quick sip from his bottle.
"Idiot." He quietly says to himself. "That's bravery!" He says at an average tone.
"Now I know I'm drunk but I'm not stupid," he says, slurring his words and slobbering. Now the alcohol is finally starting to hit. "You keep saying all these whispery bits I can't hear and that's quite rude, wouldn't you say?"
"Oh, no, it was me thinking compliments slightly aloud. The highest of praise." He hopes the alcohol will make Jack too stupid to see through the obvious lie.
Roll Deception.
*I have no stats for Normiah so default d20 roll*
18
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Xi wanders up to the deck and starts taking a bunch of interesting items out of a component pouch and laying them out in a strange geometrical shape. He also puts up a sign that is written in primordial.
~ Dies Irae ~ Blood For Blood ~ High Aether Grandmaster of the School of Aether R.I.P Technoblade (He Who Cannot Die)Creator of "The Lost City" <--- *Linked*
Proud Wielder of the Quinques: IXA, Narukami, Yukimura 1/3, and Owl
Normiah looks out the window that is apparently there. This is the first time he really notices we're in Italy (he saw before we were docked, but didn't really care). "Italy, eh? Maybe a walk will calm me." He goes for a stroll in the streets.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Xi offers him an interesting trade “I’ll go out and explore with you if you do something for me. I’ve been trying out a new spell and two people are needed to cast it. You in?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Xi offers him an interesting trade “I’ll go out and explore with you if you do something for me. I’ve been trying out a new spell and two people are needed to cast it. You in?”
Normiah looks out the window that is apparently there. This is the first time he really notices we're in Italy (he saw before we were docked, but didn't really care). "Italy, eh? Maybe a walk will calm me." He goes for a stroll in the streets.
And so, a party is assembled! Mound, Ash, Xi, and Normiah leave the safety of the ship to explore! The tip of Mount Solaro is just barely visible in the distance, the only reminder of an island submerged. To the north are the ruins of Naples, once a bustling city at the height of the Renaissance. Gentle witch-lights float in the evening light, illuminating dirt roads and distant homes.
Directly to the Barnacle’s northeast is a huge mountain with the top sheared off. It overlooks a small town as though keeping vigil over its residents.
The Kuo Toa are out fishing with their nets, collecting food for their god.
Mound approaches Sylvi, waving. “Hey, newcomer! Care to join us? We’re exploring!”
“Sure,” she says, grabbing her axe.
“where are ya going?”
“That’s up to the group to decide. We could explore the ruins of Napoli, or maybe Pompeii. Never been there before, so it’d be an interesting experience. One of the few towns unaffected by this region’s recent drownings.”
The Kuo Toa are out fishing with their nets, collecting food for their god.
Mound approaches Sylvi, waving. “Hey, newcomer! Care to join us? We’re exploring!”
“Sure,” she says, grabbing her axe.
“where are ya going?”
“That’s up to the group to decide. We could explore the ruins of Napoli, or maybe Pompeii. Never been there before, so it’d be an interesting experience. One of the few towns unaffected by this region’s recent drownings.”
“Alright, I’ll go with.” Tily barks excitedly.
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"Now I know I'm drunk but I'm not stupid," he says, slurring his words and slobbering. Now the alcohol is finally starting to hit. "You keep saying all these whispery bits I can't hear and that's quite rude, wouldn't you say?"
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
"Oh, no, it was me thinking compliments slightly aloud. The highest of praise." He hopes the alcohol will make Jack too stupid to see through the obvious lie.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Roll Deception.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
*I have no stats for Normiah so default d20 roll*
18
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Xi wanders up to the deck and starts taking a bunch of interesting items out of a component pouch and laying them out in a strange geometrical shape. He also puts up a sign that is written in primordial.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Hey, what are you doing on the second page? Bad thread! Very bad!*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Mound is searching for people to explore with.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*rawr*
~ Dies Irae ~ Blood For Blood ~ High Aether Grandmaster of the School of Aether
R.I.P Technoblade (He Who Cannot Die) Creator of "The Lost City" <--- *Linked*
Proud Wielder of the Quinques: IXA, Narukami, Yukimura 1/3, and Owl
*boink*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Normiah is currently stabbing dummies to death with his harpoons in a room.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Ash is preparing supplies for a few days in town whilst she’s here she is also hoping to meet up with some of her Italian colleagues.
I’m Isis the shadow slayers alt on their phone as I can’t log on to my main account on my phone currently looking to resolve the problem asap
Normiah looks out the window that is apparently there. This is the first time he really notices we're in Italy (he saw before we were docked, but didn't really care). "Italy, eh? Maybe a walk will calm me." He goes for a stroll in the streets.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Xi offers him an interesting trade “I’ll go out and explore with you if you do something for me. I’ve been trying out a new spell and two people are needed to cast it. You in?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Sure thing.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Sylvi is playing with her wolf Tily.
The Kuo Toa are out fishing with their nets, collecting food for their god.
And so, a party is assembled! Mound, Ash, Xi, and Normiah leave the safety of the ship to explore! The tip of Mount Solaro is just barely visible in the distance, the only reminder of an island submerged. To the north are the ruins of Naples, once a bustling city at the height of the Renaissance. Gentle witch-lights float in the evening light, illuminating dirt roads and distant homes.
Directly to the Barnacle’s northeast is a huge mountain with the top sheared off. It overlooks a small town as though keeping vigil over its residents.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Mound approaches Sylvi, waving. “Hey, newcomer! Care to join us? We’re exploring!”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
“Sure,” she says, grabbing her axe.
“where are ya going?”
“That’s up to the group to decide. We could explore the ruins of Napoli, or maybe Pompeii. Never been there before, so it’d be an interesting experience. One of the few towns unaffected by this region’s recent drownings.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
“Alright, I’ll go with.” Tily barks excitedly.