*I have redesigned Chef Barbaeu and will likely be RPing on here again.*
*Awesome. If you’re still interested in progging the Blacklight storyline, I’d be happy to help. No pressure, of course, if the idea no longer interests you.*
*I'm not really sure if anyone else is still interested at this point.*
*I'm still interested.*
*I'm also interested but who cares what I think*
*I definitely care what you think, Hero. You seem like a cool person, and you’re also one of the few new intros here. You’re this thread’s future!*
*I have grand plans to overhaul this place and make the plot interesting again. I’ve just been too swamped in schoolwork to get around to it, lol.*
*you do that Nothic, I’m sure it will be great. In the meanwhile, I’ll continue with this arc*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I don’t think starbird and thervan have 24 passive perception, so I’m going to skip right to the walstrilith*
Suddenly, the larva feels claws raking at it from under the abyssal muck.
Attack 1: 23 Damage: 28 piercing
Attack 2: 23 Damage: 19 slashing
Attack 3: 22 Damage: 20 slashing
A spout of sludge surges up, trying to grab Starbird and drag it down into the depths. Make a DC 17 Str save, take 16 acid damage, or half on a success and on a failed save be pulled into the sludge and make a DC 18 Con save.
*bringing this back up for when arch gets back*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
His eyes widen, then quickly his eyebrows drop back down, and he LOCKS IN. Drawing both katanas, the blue and black blades seem eager to be used (i think that's what their colors were..). He swings hard and fast at one of the fins, aiming to slice right through it with his blue blade. (He also activates Fighting Spirit, getting 5 temp HP and advantage on this attack)
Attack: 15 Damage: 9 slashing, 5 necrotic, and if the creature moves 5 or more before my next turn, it takes 4 thunder damage.
The water below the boat bubbles and bursts with churning wrath. Your sword slashes at the thick, blubbery flesh of the fin causing it to thrash about in pain and spilling red blood that stains the sea scarlet.
Suddenly the hooked fins swing down, claws latching to the sides of the boat. The skiff lurches low into the waves (Make a dexterity saving throw) and the wooden timbers creak and groan under the strain.
Then there is a loud boom and a crack. The boat leaps back up, but a worrisome amount of water is pooling around your feet, sloshing against your shins. The fins are still hooked to the gunwales.
*yikes I'm slow*
"My shivers are definitely timbering." Save: 18
He also holds up a shiny glass bead-lookin object, like a pill. And he pops it in and swallows it. No visible changes happen yet, though.
*No worries, I have been slow as well.*
Upon pulling out the pill, the creature seemed to hesitate and shrink back momentarily but it quickly regains its composure.
Your boat begins to move, the creature is pulling it through the waves, sending spray over into the hull and the water in the boat is getting deeper. You still manage to maintain your footing in the tumultuous conditions.
You notice a crack running through a board on the floor of the skiff. Water flows through it, adding more of the sea in the ship than there should be.
*it is not actually, it’s just CR 12. It’s the larval form of a god, not a true god yet.*
the God larva screeches as it’s divine flesh is ripped and torn. In fury, it’s holy powers command the waters to part, as it casts control water and makes a 100 foot cube of air, separating the water. It will try and make it so that it is racing away from all of the other creatures in the fight besides it and the creature attacking it, if possible.
all creatures at the surface of the water that are within the control water’s area falls and takes 29 bludgeoning damage, or less depending on how far underwater they were.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
*gonna reroll that damage*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
The Pelican is waddling about in a sort of flat footed, flapping dance and he sings a strange song:
"King and Queen of the Pelicans we No other Birds so grand we see None but we have feet like fins With lovely leathery throats and chins Ploffskin, Pluffskin, Pelican jee We think no birds so happy as we Plumpskin, Ploshkin, Pelican jill We think so then, and we thought so still!"
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Gordon will nock 2 arrows and fire both at the nearest enemy.
14 and 27 to hit, 6 and 12 piercing damage.
One of the arrows flies true and embeds itself deep into the Wastrilith’s flesh, spraying abyssal blood in all directions. The demon looks at Gordon, with malice in it’s eyes and a surge of corrupted water briefly envelops the archer. Make a Con save.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I definitely care what you think, Hero. You seem like a cool person, and you’re also one of the few new intros here. You’re this thread’s future!*
*I have grand plans to overhaul this place and make the plot interesting again. I’ve just been too swamped in schoolwork to get around to it, lol.*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*you do that Nothic, I’m sure it will be great. In the meanwhile, I’ll continue with this arc*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Cool cool. Whose turn is it?*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*god larva*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*bringing this back up for when arch gets back*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I knew the larva was all powerful*
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*No worries, I have been slow as well.*
Upon pulling out the pill, the creature seemed to hesitate and shrink back momentarily but it quickly regains its composure.
Your boat begins to move, the creature is pulling it through the waves, sending spray over into the hull and the water in the boat is getting deeper. You still manage to maintain your footing in the tumultuous conditions.
You notice a crack running through a board on the floor of the skiff. Water flows through it, adding more of the sea in the ship than there should be.
*Arch's turn. Also, this is my 1000th post on this thread! Yippee! (Throws confetti everywhere while laughing in a totally sane way)*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*it is not actually, it’s just CR 12. It’s the larval form of a god, not a true god yet.*
the God larva screeches as it’s divine flesh is ripped and torn. In fury, it’s holy powers command the waters to part, as it casts control water and makes a 100 foot cube of air, separating the water. It will try and make it so that it is racing away from all of the other creatures in the fight besides it and the creature attacking it, if possible.
all creatures at the surface of the water that are within the control water’s area falls and takes 29 bludgeoning damage, or less depending on how far underwater they were.
*Gordon's turn.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*gonna reroll that damage*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The Pelican is waddling about in a sort of flat footed, flapping dance and he sings a strange song:
"King and Queen of the Pelicans we
No other Birds so grand we see
None but we have feet like fins
With lovely leathery throats and chins
Ploffskin, Pluffskin, Pelican jee
We think no birds so happy as we
Plumpskin, Ploshkin, Pelican jill
We think so then, and we thought so still!"
*bop*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Sorry, I've been ill.*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Gordon will nock 2 arrows and fire both at the nearest enemy.
25 and 14 to hit, 7 and 11 piercing damage.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
One of the arrows flies true and embeds itself deep into the Wastrilith’s flesh, spraying abyssal blood in all directions. The demon looks at Gordon, with malice in it’s eyes and a surge of corrupted water briefly envelops the archer. Make a Con save.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Damian begins singing Bink's brew
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*It's Damien's turn in combat*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Damian stop singing for a second to cast Vicious mockery on the Demon
18 to hit
9 damage
"You ugly demon, you make the nine hells look worse."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Damian goes back to singing Bink's brew
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo