*ah yes, because everyone knows king candy is a pirate*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
A large, fancy ship, clearly belonging to some sort of noble, sails into view. It fires something at the Barnacle, which shatters against the side of the ever-so-slightly smaller ship. Shards of the projectile fly everywhere... peppermint? Did they just fire a giant peppermint at us?
A large, fancy ship, clearly belonging to some sort of noble, sails into view. It fires something at the Barnacle, which shatters against the side of the ever-so-slightly smaller ship. Shards of the projectile fly everywhere... peppermint? Did they just fire a giant peppermint at us?
Normiah sees the ship sailing towards the barnacle. At first he thinks, "more the merrier, I suppose", but when he sees the peppermint fire he swims back to the boat.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The ship sails closer, revealing it to be made out of candy and sugar wafers, held together with chocolate. How is this ship even floating? Even the crew seem to be made out of sweets... and very clearly attempting to emulate the look of pirates with their tattered noble garb.
"Surrender or die, tyrants!" Shouts a voice. A Horned Devil made entirely out of amalgamated candy parts stands on the deck, wearing heavy armor and a heavy thrusting flamberge made out of black peppermint. The armor is ill-fitting and has a pumpkin-like design and scent.
The ship sails closer, revealing it to be made out of candy and sugar wafers, held together with chocolate. How is this ship even floating? Even the crew seem to be made out of sweets... and very clearly attempting to emulate the look of pirates with their tattered noble garb.
"Surrender or die, tyrants!" Shouts a voice. A Horned Devil made entirely out of amalgamated candy parts stands on the deck, wearing heavy armor and a heavy thrusting flamberge made out of black peppermint. The armor is ill-fitting and has a pumpkin-like design and scent.
The Captain smirks. “As terrifying as your ship is, my answer is no. Perhaps we can talk things out?”
“Every able bodied man and woman to the deck! I’m going to…” *splashes into the water* Xi jumps over the side of the boat into the ocean, and surfaces with gills and fins. He then swims 20 feet per second towards the attacking ship.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*ah yes, because everyone knows king candy is a pirate*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*The logical conclusion.*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Imma take a break till February from forums so see you guys soon!
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
I play 3.5E…sometimes.
Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!
They/them
My avatar is stuck in Archeon help would be ideal.
Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!
He peaks with one eye, glad to have something to distract himself with, honestly. "Show yerself, whoever you me be!"
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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*see ya!*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*Aw okey dokey, see ya later!*
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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*Bye!*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Normiah is swimming in the sea, recovering his harpoon.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
A large, fancy ship, clearly belonging to some sort of noble, sails into view. It fires something at the Barnacle, which shatters against the side of the ever-so-slightly smaller ship. Shards of the projectile fly everywhere... peppermint? Did they just fire a giant peppermint at us?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Alistair frowns uncertainly. “Sir? Are we . . . are we under attack?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Normiah sees the ship sailing towards the barnacle. At first he thinks, "more the merrier, I suppose", but when he sees the peppermint fire he swims back to the boat.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*what is this thread about? I like the look of it, despite it being run by my arch enemy*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Man, you start one little war and all the sudden you’re someone’s nemesis. What is this world coming to?*
(*It’s a dark fantasy 17th century pirate-themed tavern.*)
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*ok, i'll join.
THE OTHER SHIP.*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*. . . who are you again? The flumph guy?*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
The ship sails closer, revealing it to be made out of candy and sugar wafers, held together with chocolate. How is this ship even floating? Even the crew seem to be made out of sweets... and very clearly attempting to emulate the look of pirates with their tattered noble garb.
"Surrender or die, tyrants!" Shouts a voice. A Horned Devil made entirely out of amalgamated candy parts stands on the deck, wearing heavy armor and a heavy thrusting flamberge made out of black peppermint. The armor is ill-fitting and has a pumpkin-like design and scent.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The Captain smirks. “As terrifying as your ship is, my answer is no. Perhaps we can talk things out?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*yup.*
*lobs another peppermint cannonball*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
“Every able bodied man and woman to the deck! I’m going to…” *splashes into the water* Xi jumps over the side of the boat into the ocean, and surfaces with gills and fins. He then swims 20 feet per second towards the attacking ship.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Normiah goes as fast as he can. He finds his harpoon he was looking for along the way, puts it back in his bag, then swims back to the Barnacle.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig