"That one (he points at Jack) just fired a ball of force at me. Accident or not, I'm rather (gp)'ed off." He's too stubborn to admit it, but it got him good.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The chocolate dragonborn looks out the hole at the Barnacle. "A fine ship."
*edible?*
*Technically, everyone is edible.*
*you said chocolate*
*Yes. He's sapient, walking, talking, shockingly tough dark chocolate. He wears pumpkin gobstopper armor and wields a black licorice-flavored greatsword in one hand. He's also on a sinking ship made of candy where he was imprisoned for over a century.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The chocolate dragonborn looks out the hole at the Barnacle. "A fine ship."
*edible?*
*Technically, everyone is edible.*
*you said chocolate*
*Yes. He's sapient, walking, talking, shockingly tough dark chocolate. He wears pumpkin gobstopper armor and wields a black licorice-flavored greatsword in one hand. He's also on a sinking ship made of candy where he was imprisoned for over a century.*
*Yes. He's sapient, walking, talking, shockingly tough dark chocolate. He wears pumpkin gobstopper armor and wields a black licorice-flavored greatsword in one hand. He's also on a sinking ship made of candy where he was imprisoned for over a century.*
*really?*
*Yup. The crew (also candy) is attempting (and failing) to take over the Barnacle.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Yes. He's sapient, walking, talking, shockingly tough dark chocolate. He wears pumpkin gobstopper armor and wields a black licorice-flavored greatsword in one hand. He's also on a sinking ship made of candy where he was imprisoned for over a century.*
*really?*
*Yup. The crew (also candy) is attempting (and failing) to take over the Barnacle.*
*ack. why didnt you say so in the first place*
Suire mounts into the air and casts fire bolt. to hit 14 damage 18
*Yes. He's sapient, walking, talking, shockingly tough dark chocolate. He wears pumpkin gobstopper armor and wields a black licorice-flavored greatsword in one hand. He's also on a sinking ship made of candy where he was imprisoned for over a century.*
*really?*
*Yup. The crew (also candy) is attempting (and failing) to take over the Barnacle.*
*ack. why didnt you say so in the first place*
Suire mounts into the air and casts fire bolt. to hit 19 damage 11
*WAIT WAIT WAIT
The crew of the ship he was trapped in, not the crew of the dragonborn*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*Yes. He's sapient, walking, talking, shockingly tough dark chocolate. He wears pumpkin gobstopper armor and wields a black licorice-flavored greatsword in one hand. He's also on a sinking ship made of candy where he was imprisoned for over a century.*
*really?*
*Yup. The crew (also candy) is attempting (and failing) to take over the Barnacle.*
*ack. why didnt you say so in the first place*
Suire mounts into the air and casts fire bolt. to hit 19 damage 11
She obliterates three gummy pirates with one shot. The rest start to fire mostly harmless candy pellets at her before the smells of dark chocolate, coffee, black licorice, and pumpkin spice fill the air. Many of them stop attacking when they see the dragonborn slowly boarding the ship behind them. Many of them begin screaming an panicking.
"The King!" "Now we're really doomed!" "We should've died with the Old Country! Now it's even raining fire and everything!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Suire glides down. "What is going on?"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
"That one (he points at Jack) just fired a ball of force at me. Accident or not, I'm rather (gp)'ed off." He's too stubborn to admit it, but it got him good.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Want me to get him back?"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
The chocolate dragonborn looks out the hole at the Barnacle. "A fine ship."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*edible?*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*Technically, everyone is edible.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*you said chocolate*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
"No. I'll get him back eventually."
"It is, I suppose. Lucky the kraken didn't do much damage to it."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Yes. He's sapient, walking, talking, shockingly tough dark chocolate. He wears pumpkin gobstopper armor and wields a black licorice-flavored greatsword in one hand. He's also on a sinking ship made of candy where he was imprisoned for over a century.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*really?*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*Yup. The crew (also candy) is attempting (and failing) to take over the Barnacle.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*ack. why didnt you say so in the first place*
Suire mounts into the air and casts fire bolt. to hit 14 damage 18
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*WAIT WAIT WAIT
The crew of the ship he was trapped in, not the crew of the dragonborn*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*so is he attacking the barnacle or not?*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*not*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
She obliterates three gummy pirates with one shot. The rest start to fire mostly harmless candy pellets at her before the smells of dark chocolate, coffee, black licorice, and pumpkin spice fill the air. Many of them stop attacking when they see the dragonborn slowly boarding the ship behind them. Many of them begin screaming an panicking.
"The King!" "Now we're really doomed!" "We should've died with the Old Country! Now it's even raining fire and everything!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*ACK ABORT ABORT NO FIRE!*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Xi sighs and casts calm emotions
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Normiah holds up a hand. "Wait. These ain't enemies. Prisoners I found."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Target?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.