You know, I am VERY bored. Lets just annihilate these jerks(no offence) and get on with it. Baalz is wearing a very swanky golden chain that would look great hanging from my petrification ray eyestalk.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Enemies of Flumphs! A bit ago, I made a fitting steed for the flumphs to use in battle. As I do not want to benefit either side, I shall tell you their weakness.
I don't want to harm any abberations, and there is abberations on both sides. In my opinion abberations should not war with each other, but I know this one can't be stopped.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I attack Nothic and baalze with 2 eye rays each. Slowing ray, death ray, and paralyzing ray. Nothic, take a DC 16 Dexterity save or halve your speed for 1 minute. Baalze has to take a DC 16 dexterity save or be paralyzed for 1 minute. and i death ray nothic.DC 16 dexterity save or take 48 necrotic damage.
I have antimagic cone on, and its directed at baalze.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
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Wait WHAT! We can just attack each other? Why did no one tell me, I've been petrifying nothics all this time, when I could have been attacking Baalze.
*Summons shardblade*
Alright, let's see you deal with this, it can cut through any non-living material, and cuts through the spirit, but not the body, of living material
unfortunately I have to contain it in the world of D&D game mechanics, but it should still be powerful
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damage: 139 radiant damage
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
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Ack, the like one status effect that I'm not actually immune to. However, I do have Limited Magical Immunity, which functions as old-school magic resistance.
You know, I am VERY bored. Lets just annihilate these jerks(no offence) and get on with it. Baalz is wearing a very swanky golden chain that would look great hanging from my petrification ray eyestalk.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
you're right. let's do it. I have no idea where this conversation went anyways. let's disintegrate and melt these flumph haters
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me"
Enemies of Flumphs! A bit ago, I made a fitting steed for the flumphs to use in battle. As I do not want to benefit either side, I shall tell you their weakness.
Dispel magic.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
bro is trying to be neutral as hard as he can
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me"
I don't want to harm any abberations, and there is abberations on both sides. In my opinion abberations should not war with each other, but I know this one can't be stopped.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
good point but we're all evil here. cause we're abberations
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me"
I attack Nothic and baalze with 2 eye rays each. Slowing ray, death ray, and paralyzing ray. Nothic, take a DC 16 Dexterity save or halve your speed for 1 minute. Baalze has to take a DC 16 dexterity save or be paralyzed for 1 minute. and i death ray nothic.DC 16 dexterity save or take 48 necrotic damage.
I have antimagic cone on, and its directed at baalze.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Ooh, better make that DC 16 or you're dead, nothic.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Wait WHAT! We can just attack each other? Why did no one tell me, I've been petrifying nothics all this time, when I could have been attacking Baalze.
*Summons shardblade*
Alright, let's see you deal with this, it can cut through any non-living material, and cuts through the spirit, but not the body, of living material
unfortunately I have to contain it in the world of D&D game mechanics, but it should still be powerful
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damage: 139 radiant damage
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
what monster/race is baalze again?
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me"
An ancient evil or something.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Come on nothic, or i'll make your save myself at -5 to hit and disadvantage.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
C’mon, let a guy sleep.
Dex save: 20
;)
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Ack, the like one status effect that I'm not actually immune to. However, I do have Limited Magical Immunity, which functions as old-school magic resistance.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
...Okay, fine. Are you attacking my avatar or my real body? Also, would you count this weapon as divine in nature?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Okay, war crimes are all well and good, but this is getting a little out of hand.
Out of curiosity, what happens when I surrender?
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Nothic, you cheated. that says you're rolling 20, and showing potentially manipulated dice results. Make the save properly.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I wouldn’t lie to you, EJODM18604!
Very well. 11
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
And if you surrender, you become a prisoner in the dungeon. You and baalz. and I take over the bloody barnacle.😈
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
wait are y'all playing your monsters from their og stat blocks or a modified version?
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me"