A door materializes in the wall of a cliff. It slams open, allowing four long, searching tentacles to stick out of it, with a bright light pulsating right where they come from. "Where am I this time?" a deep, rumbling voice asks.
The Gibbering Mouther wanders over to you. The various voices:
You are in your neighborhood!
Welcome to the Underground!
What is 1+1? 11, of course!
I honestly have no clue.
What is the meaning of life?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
The Gibbering Mouther wanders over to you. The various voices:
You are in your neighborhood!
Welcome to the Underground!
What is 1+1? 11, of course!
I honestly have no clue.
What is the meaning of life?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The four tentacles pause, clearly not expecting an answer. They somehow look wary. "One answer please"
"There are things in the universe that are simply and purely evil.
A warrior does not seek to understand them, or to compromise with them.
He seeks only to obliterate them."
Grand Admiral Thrawn
"I'm pretty sure that's impossible.
Curses! Foiled again!
42!
1 Ant is named Sir. Ant Sir! Haha!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Fine whatever. I don't know what I foiled but... so what are you?"
"There are things in the universe that are simply and purely evil.
A warrior does not seek to understand them, or to compromise with them.
He seeks only to obliterate them."
Grand Admiral Thrawn
"I don't know, but I want out.
Don't be such a saddy face!
CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS
We've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty."
Edit: "daddy face" was a typo lol
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"First, my name isn't Perry, second, what is a "car". Nevermind, don't answer that. I think I might just take a nap if you're the only person here.
"There are things in the universe that are simply and purely evil.
A warrior does not seek to understand them, or to compromise with them.
He seeks only to obliterate them."
Grand Admiral Thrawn
"Leaving already?
I wish I had some privacy in here.
Wait! Have a cookie first!
Now's your chance to be a big shot!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Cookies you say?" The tentacles immediately grow more interested. "And where might these cookies be?"
"There are things in the universe that are simply and purely evil.
A warrior does not seek to understand them, or to compromise with them.
He seeks only to obliterate them."
Grand Admiral Thrawn
"In the oven! (Part of the Gibbering Mouther leans towards nothing)
Hey, someone wrote gullible on the ceiling.
Chaos, chaos!
The cookies are a lie!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The Gibbering Mouther is gibbering around, gibberishly.
"OOGLY BOOGLY SPOOGLY DOOGLY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
Woah oh oh oh ohhhhhhhh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh, Story of Undertale!
I am (not for the first time) having regrets entering that dungeon.
You know the rules, and so do I!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
A green slaad and a gazer walk/float in
hi
mourn the flumph
enter the galaxy! join the planetscape!
yep
bye
link_to_nowhere
the slaad casts detect thoughts to see if any of the people here are actually alive
hi
mourn the flumph
enter the galaxy! join the planetscape!
yep
bye
link_to_nowhere
getting nothing, the slaad begins dissecting them for parts. the gazer throws around the gizzards with its telekinesis ray.
hi
mourn the flumph
enter the galaxy! join the planetscape!
yep
bye
link_to_nowhere