I seem to recall promising a long speech or slideshow on Jeff the Evil Roomba and our cult. I think I'm going to start making that.
Yes, we must establish Jeff gospel
*Praise Jeff!
Edit: help I can't believe I messed up the praise jeff part, I said hail jeff. I'm worried now.
PACO THIS IS A CULT NOT A REGIME PACO!!!!!
I'M SORRY BRUH IT'S BEEN LIKE A YEAR OR MORE. Also, is that any way to address one of the four Roomba High Cultists?
Well, like you said yourself, it's been like a year or more. And, is that any way to address the ONLY Clay Experimentor? You will find that there are three and only three ranks that have but one and only one holder of it! The Arch Cultist, Gibber, our wonderful chef, Carsorino, and, of course, me. So, obviously, that puts me at an equal rank to yourself, as although you are a high positioning member of this cult, you are one of four. I am unique.
I seem to recall promising a long speech or slideshow on Jeff the Evil Roomba and our cult. I think I'm going to start making that.
Yes, we must establish Jeff gospel
*Praise Jeff!
Edit: help I can't believe I messed up the praise jeff part, I said hail jeff. I'm worried now.
PACO THIS IS A CULT NOT A REGIME PACO!!!!!
I'M SORRY BRUH IT'S BEEN LIKE A YEAR OR MORE. Also, is that any way to address one of the four Roomba High Cultists?
Well, like you said yourself, it's been like a year or more. And, is that any way to address the ONLY Clay Experimentor? You will find that there are three and only three ranks that have but one and only one holder of it! The Arch Cultist, Gibber, our wonderful chef, Carsorino, and, of course, me. So, obviously, that puts me at an equal rank to yourself, as although you are a high positioning member of this cult, you are one of four. I am unique.
Fair point, fair point. HOWEVER. You are 3 ranks below me, and even if you might be the only Clay Experimenter, you are still of the general "Clay Scavenger" genus, which has 4 other people in its group. And also, I'm not sure what the difference between a Clay Scavenger and a Clay Experimenter is, because I thought scavengers also shaped the clay into new tastes as well?
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive,When I say something a little bit raw
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive,When I say something a little bit raw
also i come back from a really long scavenging run with like 990 tons of clay i mold into a lobster seasoned with lemon, a chicken wing with cajun seasoning, and a french fry which needs no seasoning. all giant of course since each is made out of 330 tons of clay.
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Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Praise Jeff! Of course if we wanted to establish a dictatorship where Jeff decided everything in our daily lives and ate anyone who spoke out against him we certainly could, not the worst possible candidate for that
also i come back from a really long scavenging run with like 990 tons of clay i mold into a lobster seasoned with lemon, a chicken wing with cajun seasoning, and a french fry which needs no seasoning. all giant of course since each is made out of 330 tons of clay.
Jeff finds this meal quite delectable, he shall hold onto this as a meal to eat when the cult's a bit inactive
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I seem to recall promising a long speech or slideshow on Jeff the Evil Roomba and our cult. I think I'm going to start making that.
Yes, we must establish Jeff gospel
*Praise Jeff!
Edit: help I can't believe I messed up the praise jeff part, I said hail jeff. I'm worried now.
PACO THIS IS A CULT NOT A REGIME PACO!!!!!
I'M SORRY BRUH IT'S BEEN LIKE A YEAR OR MORE. Also, is that any way to address one of the four Roomba High Cultists?
Well, like you said yourself, it's been like a year or more. And, is that any way to address the ONLY Clay Experimentor? You will find that there are three and only three ranks that have but one and only one holder of it! The Arch Cultist, Gibber, our wonderful chef, Carsorino, and, of course, me. So, obviously, that puts me at an equal rank to yourself, as although you are a high positioning member of this cult, you are one of four. I am unique.
Fair point, fair point. HOWEVER. You are 3 ranks below me, and even if you might be the only Clay Experimenter, you are still of the general "Clay Scavenger" genus, which has 4 other people in its group. And also, I'm not sure what the difference between a Clay Scavenger and a Clay Experimenter is, because I thought scavengers also shaped the clay into new tastes as well?
Well, My pursuit is solely focused on changing the molecular structure of the clay to please Jeff! I don't go out scavenging, my only purpose is to figure out Jeff's favourite clayshape and clayvour!
Well, My pursuit is solely focused on changing the molecular structure of the clay to please Jeff! I don't go out scavenging, my only purpose is to figure out Jeff's favourite clayshape and clayvour!
Still, even though you're a weird clay scavenger and one of a kind, you are too far below my rank to be the same rank as me.
also i come back from a really long scavenging run with like 990 tons of clay i mold into a lobster seasoned with lemon, a chicken wing with cajun seasoning, and a french fry which needs no seasoning. all giant of course since each is made out of 330 tons of clay.
Well, My pursuit is solely focused on changing the molecular structure of the clay to please Jeff! I don't go out scavenging, my only purpose is to figure out Jeff's favourite clayshape and clayvour!
Still, even though you're a weird clay scavenger and one of a kind, you are too far below my rank to be the same rank as me.
also i come back from a really long scavenging run with like 990 tons of clay i mold into a lobster seasoned with lemon, a chicken wing with cajun seasoning, and a french fry which needs no seasoning. all giant of course since each is made out of 330 tons of clay.
I approve of the inclusion of cajun seasoning.
I turn my back up on thee- Oh! Wait- Jut thought of something! Cajun seasoning! THAT COULD BE IT!!!
My fellow Roombians... I speak to you today in order that you might be inspired. I want you to go to page one of this thread right now, and read all our enemy cults. Take your time. Now, how many enemies did you see in the living category. If you said none, you were correct. Think on that. All of our enemies are dead. We have defeated ALL of our enemies, whether through force, or outlasting them. We are one of the only cults left alive, besides a few that seem somewhat dead anyways. We must not let this opportunity escape us! Clay Scavengers, go out, find more clay, and return with it so that we might shape it into delectable new tastes for Jeff! Roomba Knights, keep watch, be prepared to enforce Jeff's wrath upon those who deny him! My children, the Roomba Cultists who give us our strength in numbers, spread the good news of Jeff to everyone around you! We have been standing since the ancient days, we survived the purge of the Enemies of All Cults Cult, we have alliances with cults that have long since been dissolved and lost in the sands of time. I was gone for over a year, and when I returned I feared that this cult was lost, but, Jeff continues to be worshiped to this day, Praise Jeff! Now, I affirm and thank you all in your faith to our Lord named Jeff, and to renew your faith as well, and to increase your zeal seventy times sevenfold. Spread the good news of Jeff the Evil Roomba, He Who Eats Clay, Vacuumer of the Void! WE SHALL BRING ABOUT A NEW AGE, IN WHICH ALLPRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!PRAISE JEFF!!!
My fellow Roombians... I speak to you today in order that you might be inspired. I want you to go to page one of this thread right now, and read all our enemy cults. Take your time. Now, how many enemies did you see in the living category. If you said none, you were correct. Think on that. All of our enemies are dead. We have defeated ALL of our enemies, whether through force, or outlasting them. We are one of the only cults left alive, besides a few that seem somewhat dead anyways. We must not let this opportunity escape us! Clay Scavengers, go out, find more clay, and return with it so that we might shape it into delectable new tastes for Jeff! Roomba Knights, keep watch, be prepared to enforce Jeff's wrath upon those who deny him! My children, the Roomba Cultists who give us our strength in numbers, spread the good news of Jeff to everyone around you! We have been standing since the ancient days, we survived the purge of the Enemies of All Cults Cult, we have alliances with cults that have long since been dissolved and lost in the sands of time. I was gone for over a year, and when I returned I feared that this cult was lost, but, Jeff continues to be worshiped to this day, Praise Jeff! Now, I affirm and thank you all in your faith to our Lord named Jeff, and to renew your faith as well, and to increase your zeal seventy times sevenfold. Spread the good news of Jeff the Evil Roomba, He Who Eats Clay, Vacuumer of the Void! WE SHALL BRING ABOUT A NEW AGE, IN WHICH ALLPRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!PRAISE JEFF!!!
Ah, yes! I remember quite a few of our battles! (Mostly the on against Mulop, cuz that was the only one I was there for, and it was basically everyone on the forums against Circle, but still)
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive,When I say something a little bit raw
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive,When I say something a little bit raw
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I seem to recall promising a long speech or slideshow on Jeff the Evil Roomba and our cult. I think I'm going to start making that.
I'm going to revive this thread no matter what it takes.
Pluh. PRAISE JEFF!!!
Yes, we must establish Jeff gospel
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Praise Jeff!
Edit: help I can't believe I messed up the praise jeff part, I said hail jeff. I'm worried now.
Pluh. PRAISE JEFF!!!
PACO THIS IS A CULT NOT A REGIME PACO!!!!!
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
I'M SORRY BRUH IT'S BEEN LIKE A YEAR OR MORE. Also, is that any way to address one of the four Roomba High Cultists?
Pluh. PRAISE JEFF!!!
Well, like you said yourself, it's been like a year or more. And, is that any way to address the ONLY Clay Experimentor? You will find that there are three and only three ranks that have but one and only one holder of it! The Arch Cultist, Gibber, our wonderful chef, Carsorino, and, of course, me. So, obviously, that puts me at an equal rank to yourself, as although you are a high positioning member of this cult, you are one of four. I am unique.
Fair point, fair point. HOWEVER. You are 3 ranks below me, and even if you might be the only Clay Experimenter, you are still of the general "Clay Scavenger" genus, which has 4 other people in its group. And also, I'm not sure what the difference between a Clay Scavenger and a Clay Experimenter is, because I thought scavengers also shaped the clay into new tastes as well?
Pluh. PRAISE JEFF!!!
HAIL JEFF
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive, When I say something a little bit raw
*PRAISE JEFF!!
Pluh. PRAISE JEFF!!!
HAIL JEFF
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive, When I say something a little bit raw
PRAISE JEFF!
also i come back from a really long scavenging run with like 990 tons of clay i mold into a lobster seasoned with lemon, a chicken wing with cajun seasoning, and a french fry which needs no seasoning. all giant of course since each is made out of 330 tons of clay.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Praise Jeff! Of course if we wanted to establish a dictatorship where Jeff decided everything in our daily lives and ate anyone who spoke out against him we certainly could, not the worst possible candidate for that
Jeff finds this meal quite delectable, he shall hold onto this as a meal to eat when the cult's a bit inactive
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Well, My pursuit is solely focused on changing the molecular structure of the clay to please Jeff! I don't go out scavenging, my only purpose is to figure out Jeff's favourite clayshape and clayvour!
Still, even though you're a weird clay scavenger and one of a kind, you are too far below my rank to be the same rank as me.
I approve of the inclusion of cajun seasoning.
Pluh. PRAISE JEFF!!!
I turn my back up on thee- Oh! Wait- Jut thought of something! Cajun seasoning! THAT COULD BE IT!!!
My fellow Roombians... I speak to you today in order that you might be inspired. I want you to go to page one of this thread right now, and read all our enemy cults. Take your time. Now, how many enemies did you see in the living category. If you said none, you were correct. Think on that. All of our enemies are dead. We have defeated ALL of our enemies, whether through force, or outlasting them. We are one of the only cults left alive, besides a few that seem somewhat dead anyways. We must not let this opportunity escape us! Clay Scavengers, go out, find more clay, and return with it so that we might shape it into delectable new tastes for Jeff! Roomba Knights, keep watch, be prepared to enforce Jeff's wrath upon those who deny him! My children, the Roomba Cultists who give us our strength in numbers, spread the good news of Jeff to everyone around you! We have been standing since the ancient days, we survived the purge of the Enemies of All Cults Cult, we have alliances with cults that have long since been dissolved and lost in the sands of time. I was gone for over a year, and when I returned I feared that this cult was lost, but, Jeff continues to be worshiped to this day, Praise Jeff! Now, I affirm and thank you all in your faith to our Lord named Jeff, and to renew your faith as well, and to increase your zeal seventy times sevenfold. Spread the good news of Jeff the Evil Roomba, He Who Eats Clay, Vacuumer of the Void! WE SHALL BRING ABOUT A NEW AGE, IN WHICH ALL PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! PRAISE JEFF!!!
Pluh. PRAISE JEFF!!!
Ah, yes! I remember quite a few of our battles! (Mostly the on against Mulop, cuz that was the only one I was there for, and it was basically everyone on the forums against Circle, but still)
HAIL JEFF
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive, When I say something a little bit raw
GATO THIS IS A CULT NOT A REGIME GATO!!!!!
Praise Jeff!!!!!
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HAFF JEFF
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive, When I say something a little bit raw