My fellow Roombians... I speak to you today in order that you might be inspired. I want you to go to page one of this thread right now, and read all our enemy cults. Take your time. Now, how many enemies did you see in the living category. If you said none, you were correct. Think on that. All of our enemies are dead. We have defeated ALL of our enemies, whether through force, or outlasting them. We are one of the only cults left alive, besides a few that seem somewhat dead anyways. We must not let this opportunity escape us! Clay Scavengers, go out, find more clay, and return with it so that we might shape it into delectable new tastes for Jeff! Roomba Knights, keep watch, be prepared to enforce Jeff's wrath upon those who deny him! My children, the Roomba Cultists who give us our strength in numbers, spread the good news of Jeff to everyone around you! We have been standing since the ancient days, we survived the purge of the Enemies of All Cults Cult, we have alliances with cults that have long since been dissolved and lost in the sands of time. I was gone for over a year, and when I returned I feared that this cult was lost, but, Jeff continues to be worshiped to this day, Praise Jeff! Now, I affirm and thank you all in your faith to our Lord named Jeff, and to renew your faith as well, and to increase your zeal seventy times sevenfold. Spread the good news of Jeff the Evil Roomba, He Who Eats Clay, Vacuumer of the Void! WE SHALL BRING ABOUT A NEW AGE, IN WHICH ALLPRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!PRAISE JEFF!!!
Yessss
Jeff's cult is, ironically, a bit like dust. Our enemies, blasphemous fools who do not realize the might of Jeff, may attempt to stomp us out. But over time we shall regather no matter how much they try to halt us, until we overtake all in Jeff's glory. Some may be lost, but new appear, all to unify for one purpose that is not of dust. We shall not corrupt and dirty the world, but cleanse it of all the heretics who would think Jeff is not almighty and do not follow his word and decree. Praise Jeff!!!!!
I will probably get to opening up some roles with the retirement thingy at some point btw. And we could try the Jeffstival again maybe, but much better then last time as that was kinda a flop.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
i remember when someone got a bunch of people to chant "DOWN WITH JEFF!" and then gibber used the spell quote edit to change it to "UP WITH JEFF". that was funny
i remember when someone got a bunch of people to chant "DOWN WITH JEFF!" and then gibber used the spell quote edit to change it to "UP WITH JEFF". that was funny
i remember when someone got a bunch of people to chant "DOWN WITH JEFF!" and then gibber used the spell quote edit to change it to "UP WITH JEFF". that was funny
Wow, gibber, you're really not susceptible. I can't believe how smart and funny you are!" <- My small grammatical mistake. What a shame of me to commit such a heinous act.
Aw, thanks :D
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
i remember when someone got a bunch of people to chant "DOWN WITH JEFF!" and then gibber used the spell quote edit to change it to "UP WITH JEFF". that was funny
i remember when someone got a bunch of people to chant "DOWN WITH JEFF!" and then gibber used the spell quote edit to change it to "UP WITH JEFF". that was funny
Wow, Gibber, you're really getting old... I can't believe you fell for Pug! maybe you should step down as the leader of this cult...
Aw, thanks for worrying about me, my good ol' friend ol' buddy ol' pal! I think I will step down! :D
Ooooooh! Who's gonna take the throne and be able to ike talk to Jeff and stuff...?
Haha jokes on you, I'm one of the seconds in commands it should be me. I've been loyal the longest and on the most.
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
i remember when someone got a bunch of people to chant "DOWN WITH JEFF!" and then gibber used the spell quote edit to change it to "UP WITH JEFF". that was funny
i remember when someone got a bunch of people to chant "DOWN WITH JEFF!" and then gibber used the spell quote edit to change it to "UP WITH JEFF". that was funny
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
i remember when someone got a bunch of people to chant "DOWN WITH JEFF!" and then gibber used the spell quote edit to change it to "UP WITH JEFF". that was funny
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
i remember when someone got a bunch of people to chant "DOWN WITH JEFF!" and then gibber used the spell quote edit to change it to "UP WITH JEFF". that was funny
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
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Yessss
Jeff's cult is, ironically, a bit like dust. Our enemies, blasphemous fools who do not realize the might of Jeff, may attempt to stomp us out. But over time we shall regather no matter how much they try to halt us, until we overtake all in Jeff's glory. Some may be lost, but new appear, all to unify for one purpose that is not of dust. We shall not corrupt and dirty the world, but cleanse it of all the heretics who would think Jeff is not almighty and do not follow his word and decree. Praise Jeff!!!!!
I will probably get to opening up some roles with the retirement thingy at some point btw. And we could try the Jeffstival again maybe, but much better then last time as that was kinda a flop.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Wait did I do that?
Oh ok
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Wow, gibber, you're really getting susceptible. I can't believe that you thought Pug was being serious!"
Aw, thanks :D
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Ooooooh! Who's gonna take the throne and be able to ike talk to Jeff and stuff...?
Haha jokes on you, I'm one of the seconds in commands it should be me. I've been loyal the longest and on the most.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
... And why is that a joke on me? In fact, that was the whole reason I did this!
Indeed, indeed.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Indeed indeed!
This is probably one of the most random cults on DDB, both in nature and the shenanigans we get up to...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Why yes indeed it is!
Indeed.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
A little better, hope it does not die.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
If this dies I will litterally mourn.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Very funny, you. That actually happened. I’ll try and find the comment on the thread.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Ok now that is just plain old stupid.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
*Are you really loyal tho don't you have like 5 other allegiances*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
I am feeling especially devoted to Jeff today! Praise Jeff!
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
PRAISE JEFF
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PRAISE JEFF!
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.