I will revoke the alliance if you purge the Emmet cult
Hehe
Like Jeff cares
So you don't need clay
*laughing*
Jeff is immortal, of course he doesn’t need clay. But take it away from him… and you’ll feel his wrath.
Then *summons a piece of clay* unless you want Jeff to have 69 peices of clay you won't need to purge Emmet cult
You insult Jeff by creating a cult in his mockery. For that, Emmet will die.
Who said I was mocking Jeff
I did
How is that true
*Dances like Rick Astley*
Because you made a cult the exact same way Jeff was made? Jeff is a jealous god. Jeff’s birth was unique. We love the birth of Jeff, and you try to recreate it. But you fail to recreate it in such spectacular fashion that you make a mockery of Jeff Himself…
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
I will revoke the alliance if you purge the Emmet cult
Hehe
Like Jeff cares
So you don't need clay
*laughing*
Jeff is immortal, of course he doesn’t need clay. But take it away from him… and you’ll feel his wrath.
Then *summons a piece of clay* unless you want Jeff to have 69 peices of clay you won't need to purge Emmet cult
You insult Jeff by creating a cult in his mockery. For that, Emmet will die.
Who said I was mocking Jeff
I did
How is that true
*Dances like Rick Astley*
Because you made a cult the exact same way Jeff was made? Jeff is a jealous god. Jeff’s birth was unique. We love the birth of Jeff, and you try to recreate it. But you fail to recreate it in such spectacular fashion that you make a mockery of Jeff Himself…
I will revoke the alliance if you purge the Emmet cult
Hehe
Like Jeff cares
So you don't need clay
*laughing*
Jeff is immortal, of course he doesn’t need clay. But take it away from him… and you’ll feel his wrath.
Then *summons a piece of clay* unless you want Jeff to have 69 peices of clay you won't need to purge Emmet cult
You insult Jeff by creating a cult in his mockery. For that, Emmet will die.
Who said I was mocking Jeff
I did
How is that true
*Dances like Rick Astley*
Because you made a cult the exact same way Jeff was made? Jeff is a jealous god. Jeff’s birth was unique. We love the birth of Jeff, and you try to recreate it. But you fail to recreate it in such spectacular fashion that you make a mockery of Jeff Himself…
Ahh but look at his enemies while Emmet has none
L
Enemies means Jeff has stuck up for himself
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
If Emmet the Otter was made from twist a wish, would that make Emmet and Jeff siblings
I am just now hearing of Emmet the Otter
Also not really because that's like saying people are siblings because they were born in the same hospital or something, although Jeff defies biological standards anyway
I say we destroy Emmet for ripping off Jeff.
It has been a while since we had a good purge...
Purges…
Boil em, mash em, turn em into clay...
Ooo purge? PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE
Aspen… join the cult… join us…
Cult? Yesssss cult.
May I be head of Magical clay studies
Everyone starts off as a Roomba Cultist but over time you may gain such a position, welcome to the cult :)
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Because you made a cult the exact same way Jeff was made? Jeff is a jealous god. Jeff’s birth was unique. We love the birth of Jeff, and you try to recreate it. But you fail to recreate it in such spectacular fashion that you make a mockery of Jeff Himself…
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
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Ahh but look at his enemies while Emmet has none
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Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
L
Enemies means Jeff has stuck up for himself
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
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No one has approached Emmet though
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Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Yes because Emmet is a social outcast and nobody wants him
/j, we all love social outcasts who nobody wants.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
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Ahh but does Jeff has an alliance with the Dover Demon Cult
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Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Dover Demon Cult? Sounds delicious…
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
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PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGEEEEEEEEE
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Everyone starts off as a Roomba Cultist but over time you may gain such a position, welcome to the cult :)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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What, with the Kitchen Appliance Cult? I checked it and it doesn't even mention our alliance with them! How disgraceful!
Also we have like 20 Clay Scavengers, bribery won't work
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Summons another piece of clay*
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
PURGE
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
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I have a bunch of clay and you not getting any if you purge Emmet Cult
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Has cars (cats)
Cheater. You cheated. Fake clay. Magic clay is fake clay. Jeff hates cheaters.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
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Who says it's fake
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Ok but like
What if we take it when we purge it
We can have our clay and eat it too!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Yeahhhhhhhh
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
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It's not in the Emmet cult
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Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Then where is it?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I didn't realize we were supposed to put the other person's cult as an alliance
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)