As an emissary from the SuperPriest of the Religionites, I demand an audience with Jeff himself in the name of GodDeity to peacefully discuss religion and perhaps an alliance!
Praise GodDeity, and Jeff as well.
But praise GodDeity slightly more, since there are more capital letters in his name
As an emissary from the SuperPriest of the Religionites, I demand an audience with Jeff himself in the name of GodDeity to peacefully discuss religion and perhaps an alliance!
Praise GodDeity, and Jeff as well.
But praise GodDeity slightly more, since there are more capital letters in his name
and because that’s how it works
and because GodDeity says so
and so does SuperPriest.
JEFF does not take audiences!
A heretic!
PRAISE JEFF!
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As an emissary from the SuperPriest of the Religionites, I demand an audience with Jeff himself in the name of GodDeity to peacefully discuss religion and perhaps an alliance!
Praise GodDeity, and Jeff as well.
But praise GodDeity slightly more, since there are more capital letters in his name
and because that’s how it works
and because GodDeity says so
and so does SuperPriest.
Nobody speaks with Jeff but I, and especially not someone who praises their own deities more then the one true Jeff!
Also, Jeff the Evil Roomba has more capital letters...
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
As an emissary from the SuperPriest of the Religionites, I demand an audience with Jeff himself in the name of GodDeity to peacefully discuss religion and perhaps an alliance!
Praise GodDeity, and Jeff as well.
But praise GodDeity slightly more, since there are more capital letters in his name
and because that’s how it works
and because GodDeity says so
and so does SuperPriest.
Nobody speaks with Jeff but I, and especially not someone who praises their own deities more then the one true Jeff!
Also, Jeff the Evil Roomba has more capital letters...
Oh shoot! You are correct!
Therefore by doing the math… 3>2=?
Hmmm
GodDeity doesn’t approve of these numbers, but they check out so I guess Jeff the Evil Roomba deserves more praise
Praise Jeff! and GodDeity too just slightly less.
I await that audience, considering that GodDeity may or may not be hoarding much Madagascar Deep-Lake Clay
As an emissary from the SuperPriest of the Religionites, I demand an audience with Jeff himself in the name of GodDeity to peacefully discuss religion and perhaps an alliance!
Praise GodDeity, and Jeff as well.
But praise GodDeity slightly more, since there are more capital letters in his name
and because that’s how it works
and because GodDeity says so
and so does SuperPriest.
Nobody speaks with Jeff but I, and especially not someone who praises their own deities more then the one true Jeff!
Also, Jeff the Evil Roomba has more capital letters...
Oh shoot! You are correct!
Therefore by doing the math… 3>2=?
Hmmm
GodDeity doesn’t approve of these numbers, but they check out so I guess Jeff the Evil Roomba deserves more praise
Praise Jeff! and GodDeity too just slightly less.
I await that audience, considering that GodDeity may or may not be hoarding much Madagascar Deep-Lake Clay
Ooh, Madagascar Deep-Lake Clay?
Hmmm, am I going to allow others besides I, the sole prophet of Jeff, to consult with him for a bribe?
*Becomes Mr Krabs* Of course I am!
Except, not really. Or maybe. We'll figure it out. Do you want to speak with Jeff directly or do you want me to transmit your messages to him?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
As an emissary from the SuperPriest of the Religionites, I demand an audience with Jeff himself in the name of GodDeity to peacefully discuss religion and perhaps an alliance!
Praise GodDeity, and Jeff as well.
But praise GodDeity slightly more, since there are more capital letters in his name
and because that’s how it works
and because GodDeity says so
and so does SuperPriest.
Nobody speaks with Jeff but I, and especially not someone who praises their own deities more then the one true Jeff!
Also, Jeff the Evil Roomba has more capital letters...
Oh shoot! You are correct!
Therefore by doing the math… 3>2=?
Hmmm
GodDeity doesn’t approve of these numbers, but they check out so I guess Jeff the Evil Roomba deserves more praise
Praise Jeff! and GodDeity too just slightly less.
I await that audience, considering that GodDeity may or may not be hoarding much Madagascar Deep-Lake Clay
Ooh, Madagascar Deep-Lake Clay?
Hmmm, am I going to allow others besides I, the sole prophet of Jeff, to consult with him for a bribe?
*Becomes Mr Krabs* Of course I am!
Except, not really. Or maybe. We'll figure it out. Do you want to speak with Jeff directly or do you want me to transmit your messages to him?
SuperPriest would like me to directly converse with him, but any communication is OK.
This isn’t a bribe, it’s a deal, an offering you could say.
As an emissary from the SuperPriest of the Religionites, I demand an audience with Jeff himself in the name of GodDeity to peacefully discuss religion and perhaps an alliance!
Praise GodDeity, and Jeff as well.
But praise GodDeity slightly more, since there are more capital letters in his name
and because that’s how it works
and because GodDeity says so
and so does SuperPriest.
Nobody speaks with Jeff but I, and especially not someone who praises their own deities more then the one true Jeff!
Also, Jeff the Evil Roomba has more capital letters...
Oh shoot! You are correct!
Therefore by doing the math… 3>2=?
Hmmm
GodDeity doesn’t approve of these numbers, but they check out so I guess Jeff the Evil Roomba deserves more praise
Praise Jeff! and GodDeity too just slightly less.
I await that audience, considering that GodDeity may or may not be hoarding much Madagascar Deep-Lake Clay
Ooh, Madagascar Deep-Lake Clay?
Hmmm, am I going to allow others besides I, the sole prophet of Jeff, to consult with him for a bribe?
*Becomes Mr Krabs* Of course I am!
Except, not really. Or maybe. We'll figure it out. Do you want to speak with Jeff directly or do you want me to transmit your messages to him?
SuperPriest would like me to directly converse with him, but any communication is OK.
This isn’t a bribe, it’s a deal, an offering you could say.
Are... Are you sure you want to directly see him?
Either way I'm calling him rn, let's just hope he isn't busy doing... Whatever it is cosmic horror Roombas do when they're busy.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
As an emissary from the SuperPriest of the Religionites, I demand an audience with Jeff himself in the name of GodDeity to peacefully discuss religion and perhaps an alliance!
Praise GodDeity, and Jeff as well.
But praise GodDeity slightly more, since there are more capital letters in his name
and because that’s how it works
and because GodDeity says so
and so does SuperPriest.
Nobody speaks with Jeff but I, and especially not someone who praises their own deities more then the one true Jeff!
Also, Jeff the Evil Roomba has more capital letters...
Oh shoot! You are correct!
Therefore by doing the math… 3>2=?
Hmmm
GodDeity doesn’t approve of these numbers, but they check out so I guess Jeff the Evil Roomba deserves more praise
Praise Jeff! and GodDeity too just slightly less.
I await that audience, considering that GodDeity may or may not be hoarding much Madagascar Deep-Lake Clay
Ooh, Madagascar Deep-Lake Clay?
Hmmm, am I going to allow others besides I, the sole prophet of Jeff, to consult with him for a bribe?
*Becomes Mr Krabs* Of course I am!
Except, not really. Or maybe. We'll figure it out. Do you want to speak with Jeff directly or do you want me to transmit your messages to him?
SuperPriest would like me to directly converse with him, but any communication is OK.
This isn’t a bribe, it’s a deal, an offering you could say.
Are... Are you sure you want to directly see him?
Either way I'm calling him rn, let's just hope he isn't busy doing... Whatever it is cosmic horror Roombas do when they're busy.
Yes, I am sure
I have been imbibed with a ReligioniteSight Tincture, I can safely see the true forms of gods and other deities now.
As an emissary from the SuperPriest of the Religionites, I demand an audience with Jeff himself in the name of GodDeity to peacefully discuss religion and perhaps an alliance!
Praise GodDeity, and Jeff as well.
But praise GodDeity slightly more, since there are more capital letters in his name
and because that’s how it works
and because GodDeity says so
and so does SuperPriest.
Nobody speaks with Jeff but I, and especially not someone who praises their own deities more then the one true Jeff!
Also, Jeff the Evil Roomba has more capital letters...
Oh shoot! You are correct!
Therefore by doing the math… 3>2=?
Hmmm
GodDeity doesn’t approve of these numbers, but they check out so I guess Jeff the Evil Roomba deserves more praise
Praise Jeff! and GodDeity too just slightly less.
I await that audience, considering that GodDeity may or may not be hoarding much Madagascar Deep-Lake Clay
Ooh, Madagascar Deep-Lake Clay?
Hmmm, am I going to allow others besides I, the sole prophet of Jeff, to consult with him for a bribe?
*Becomes Mr Krabs* Of course I am!
Except, not really. Or maybe. We'll figure it out. Do you want to speak with Jeff directly or do you want me to transmit your messages to him?
SuperPriest would like me to directly converse with him, but any communication is OK.
This isn’t a bribe, it’s a deal, an offering you could say.
Are... Are you sure you want to directly see him?
Either way I'm calling him rn, let's just hope he isn't busy doing... Whatever it is cosmic horror Roombas do when they're busy.
Yes, I am sure
I have been imbibed with a ReligioniteSight Tincture, I can safely see the true forms of gods and other deities now.
I can wait.
Oh, Jeff is much more then just a deity, but if you insist...
*Mirror falls from the ceiling and lands in your hands* It's for you.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
As an emissary from the SuperPriest of the Religionites, I demand an audience with Jeff himself in the name of GodDeity to peacefully discuss religion and perhaps an alliance!
Praise GodDeity, and Jeff as well.
But praise GodDeity slightly more, since there are more capital letters in his name
and because that’s how it works
and because GodDeity says so
and so does SuperPriest.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
JEFF does not take audiences!
A heretic!
PRAISE JEFF!
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
Nobody speaks with Jeff but I, and especially not someone who praises their own deities more then the one true Jeff!
Also, Jeff the Evil Roomba has more capital letters...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Oh shoot! You are correct!
Therefore by doing the math… 3>2=?
Hmmm
GodDeity doesn’t approve of these numbers, but they check out so I guess Jeff the Evil Roomba deserves more praise
Praise Jeff! and GodDeity too just slightly less.
I await that audience, considering that GodDeity may or may not be hoarding much Madagascar Deep-Lake Clay
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Ooh, Madagascar Deep-Lake Clay?
Hmmm, am I going to allow others besides I, the sole prophet of Jeff, to consult with him for a bribe?
*Becomes Mr Krabs* Of course I am!
Except, not really. Or maybe. We'll figure it out. Do you want to speak with Jeff directly or do you want me to transmit your messages to him?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
SuperPriest would like me to directly converse with him, but any communication is OK.
This isn’t a bribe, it’s a deal, an offering you could say.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Are... Are you sure you want to directly see him?
Either way I'm calling him rn, let's just hope he isn't busy doing... Whatever it is cosmic horror Roombas do when they're busy.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
WHAT IN THE NAME OF BOB PRAISE BOB IS GOING ON IN HERE?
call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
PM me the word AVACADO
Yes, I am sure
I have been imbibed with a ReligioniteSight Tincture, I can safely see the true forms of gods and other deities now.
I can wait.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Oh, Jeff is much more then just a deity, but if you insist...
*Mirror falls from the ceiling and lands in your hands* It's for you.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I SHALL ASK AGAIN, WHAT IN THE NAME OF BOB IS GOING ON IN HERE? PRAISE BOB
call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
PM me the word AVACADO
Purge! Purge! Purge!
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
PURGE
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist, Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
Extended sig
Purge!
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
Wait who are we purging?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Uhhhhh Bob Cult and that other cult
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
PURGE EVERYONE
muahahahhahahhaha
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
RUDE :(
call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
PM me the word AVACADO
The other cult doesn't have a thread sooo
If our cult wants to purge Bob then we'll do so, all in favor of purging the Bob Cult say aye
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
THOSE WHO SAY AYE WILL BE CURSED TO FOREVER ROAM THE LAND AS A SLICE OF BREAD
call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
PM me the word AVACADO