Jeff is the most powerful being in the multiverse, but he is not the only powerful being in the universe
What if Jeff and GodDeity merged into one supreme GodJeff?
double the power, double the clay, double the vacuuming force, double the AWESOMENESS!!!
...
HERESY!
no it would only be half the heresy, wouldn’t it?
what’s heretical about praising Jeff and making him stronger so we can eventually eat the Elemental Plane of Clay?
youve got a point there...
Logic, folks…logic.
*offers bagel liberally covered in cream cheese*
*eats bagel liberally covered in cream cheese and becomes a minor deity of torus-shaped boiled bread*
*sacrifices bagel*
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Jeff is the most powerful being in the multiverse, but he is not the only powerful being in the universe
What if Jeff and GodDeity merged into one supreme GodJeff?
double the power, double the clay, double the vacuuming force, double the AWESOMENESS!!!
...
HERESY!
no it would only be half the heresy, wouldn’t it?
what’s heretical about praising Jeff and making him stronger so we can eventually eat the Elemental Plane of Clay?
youve got a point there...
Logic, folks…logic.
*offers bagel liberally covered in cream cheese*
*eats bagel liberally covered in cream cheese and becomes a minor deity of torus-shaped boiled bread*
*sacrifices bagel*
*eats sacrifices bagel* *grants Blessing of Bagel*
Blessing of Bagel (Supernatural Gift (Blessing))
Whenever you consume a torus or ring-shaped piece of bread, you gain +1 to all D20 tests. You can gain this bonus a maximum number of times equal to your Proficiency Bonus. These bonuses wear off after a Long Rest.
Jeff is the most powerful being in the multiverse, but he is not the only powerful being in the universe
What if Jeff and GodDeity merged into one supreme GodJeff?
double the power, double the clay, double the vacuuming force, double the AWESOMENESS!!!
...
HERESY!
no it would only be half the heresy, wouldn’t it?
what’s heretical about praising Jeff and making him stronger so we can eventually eat the Elemental Plane of Clay?
youve got a point there...
Logic, folks…logic.
*offers bagel liberally covered in cream cheese*
*eats bagel liberally covered in cream cheese and becomes a minor deity of torus-shaped boiled bread*
*sacrifices bagel*
*eats sacrifices bagel* *grants Blessing of Bagel*
Blessing of Bagel (Supernatural Gift (Blessing))
Whenever you consume a torus or ring-shaped piece of bread, you gain +1 to all D20 tests. You can gain this bonus a maximum number of times equal to your Proficiency Bonus. These bonuses wear off after a Long Rest.
*eats bagels for every meal and never takes long rests*
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Jeff is the most powerful being in the multiverse, but he is not the only powerful being in the universe
What if Jeff and GodDeity merged into one supreme GodJeff?
double the power, double the clay, double the vacuuming force, double the AWESOMENESS!!!
...
HERESY!
no it would only be half the heresy, wouldn’t it?
what’s heretical about praising Jeff and making him stronger so we can eventually eat the Elemental Plane of Clay?
youve got a point there...
Logic, folks…logic.
*offers bagel liberally covered in cream cheese*
*eats bagel liberally covered in cream cheese and becomes a minor deity of torus-shaped boiled bread*
*sacrifices bagel*
*eats sacrifices bagel* *grants Blessing of Bagel*
Blessing of Bagel (Supernatural Gift (Blessing))
Whenever you consume a torus or ring-shaped piece of bread, you gain +1 to all D20 tests. You can gain this bonus a maximum number of times equal to your Proficiency Bonus. These bonuses wear off after a Long Rest.
*eats bagels for every meal and never takes long rests*
*make a DC 347 Con Save to resist falling asleep for 35 hours*
Jeff is the most powerful being in the multiverse, but he is not the only powerful being in the universe
What if Jeff and GodDeity merged into one supreme GodJeff?
double the power, double the clay, double the vacuuming force, double the AWESOMENESS!!!
...
HERESY!
no it would only be half the heresy, wouldn’t it?
what’s heretical about praising Jeff and making him stronger so we can eventually eat the Elemental Plane of Clay?
youve got a point there...
Logic, folks…logic.
*offers bagel liberally covered in cream cheese*
*eats bagel liberally covered in cream cheese and becomes a minor deity of torus-shaped boiled bread*
*sacrifices bagel*
*eats sacrifices bagel* *grants Blessing of Bagel*
Blessing of Bagel (Supernatural Gift (Blessing))
Whenever you consume a torus or ring-shaped piece of bread, you gain +1 to all D20 tests. You can gain this bonus a maximum number of times equal to your Proficiency Bonus. These bonuses wear off after a Long Rest.
*eats bagels for every meal and never takes long rests*
*make a DC 347 Con Save to resist falling asleep for 35 hours*
*as DM i have infinitely high ability scores and therefore automatically succeed*
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Jeff is the most powerful being in the multiverse, but he is not the only powerful being in the universe
What if Jeff and GodDeity merged into one supreme GodJeff?
double the power, double the clay, double the vacuuming force, double the AWESOMENESS!!!
...
HERESY!
no it would only be half the heresy, wouldn’t it?
what’s heretical about praising Jeff and making him stronger so we can eventually eat the Elemental Plane of Clay?
youve got a point there...
Logic, folks…logic.
*offers bagel liberally covered in cream cheese*
*eats bagel liberally covered in cream cheese and becomes a minor deity of torus-shaped boiled bread*
*sacrifices bagel*
*eats sacrifices bagel* *grants Blessing of Bagel*
Blessing of Bagel (Supernatural Gift (Blessing))
Whenever you consume a torus or ring-shaped piece of bread, you gain +1 to all D20 tests. You can gain this bonus a maximum number of times equal to your Proficiency Bonus. These bonuses wear off after a Long Rest.
*eats bagels for every meal and never takes long rests*
*make a DC 347 Con Save to resist falling asleep for 35 hours*
*as DM i have infinitely high ability scores and therefore automatically succeed*
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Jeff is the most powerful being in the multiverse, but he is not the only powerful being in the universe
What if Jeff and GodDeity merged into one supreme GodJeff?
double the power, double the clay, double the vacuuming force, double the AWESOMENESS!!!
...
HERESY!
no it would only be half the heresy, wouldn’t it?
what’s heretical about praising Jeff and making him stronger so we can eventually eat the Elemental Plane of Clay?
Half heresy is still heresy
Halt your foolish scheming to further the power of your deity, if Jeff wished to gain its power it could simply eat it and then not have to deal with control shenanigans.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*eats bagel liberally covered in cream cheese and becomes a minor deity of torus-shaped boiled bread*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*sacrifices bagel*
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
*eats sacrifices bagel*
*grants Blessing of Bagel*
Blessing of Bagel
(Supernatural Gift (Blessing))
Whenever you consume a torus or ring-shaped piece of bread, you gain +1 to all D20 tests.
You can gain this bonus a maximum number of times equal to your Proficiency Bonus.
These bonuses wear off after a Long Rest.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*eats bagels for every meal and never takes long rests*
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
*make a DC 347 Con Save to resist falling asleep for 35 hours*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*as DM i have infinitely high ability scores and therefore automatically succeed*
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
PRAISE JEFF
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*dang it*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Hey would Jeff the Evil Roomba be interested in joining an alliance with the Order of The Lactites?
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
PAISE JEFF
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
PRAISE JEFF
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
PRAISE JEFF
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
PRAISE JEFF
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
PRAISE JEFF
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
PRAISE JEFF
*offers clay to jeff*
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
PRAISE JEFF
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Half heresy is still heresy
Halt your foolish scheming to further the power of your deity, if Jeff wished to gain its power it could simply eat it and then not have to deal with control shenanigans.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
PRAISE JEFF
*offers Exquisite-S SuperLactose Middle-Eastern Fine Clay of Gods to jeff*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
PRAISE JEFF
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Why, thank you! See, this is good stuff.
*Offers clay to Jeff*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig