O, great joy! To see Jeff the Evil Roomba continuing his evil reign in the hearts of men, not yet letting himself be forgotten and left to suffocate in the sands of time. Though 'twould be falsity to say that I feel no sorrow at this great cult's position on the second page of the great culina, where instead of food, the great Threads are created and cooked to perfection, seasoned and treated properly so as to be perfect for the consumption of the people. Ah, beautiful Kitchen, owned by the majestic Lord Adohand; how aromatic the smell of that place, ever busy and full of ideas!
PACO
WE ARE UNDER THREAT BY A COMEDICALLY POWERFUL NUKE, WE NEED ASSISTANCE
I HAVE RETURNED IN OUR TIME OF NEED AFTER SENSING IT. HOW CAN I HELP
O, great joy! To see Jeff the Evil Roomba continuing his evil reign in the hearts of men, not yet letting himself be forgotten and left to suffocate in the sands of time. Though 'twould be falsity to say that I feel no sorrow at this great cult's position on the second page of the great culina, where instead of food, the great Threads are created and cooked to perfection, seasoned and treated properly so as to be perfect for the consumption of the people. Ah, beautiful Kitchen, owned by the majestic Lord Adohand; how aromatic the smell of that place, ever busy and full of ideas!
PACO
WE ARE UNDER THREAT BY A COMEDICALLY POWERFUL NUKE, WE NEED ASSISTANCE
I HAVE RETURNED IN OUR TIME OF NEED AFTER SENSING IT. HOW CAN I HELP
DEPENDING ON HOW DANGEROUS THE NUKE IS WE MAY NEED TO FIND SOME WAY TO GET RID OF IT OR RENDER IT POWERLESS BUT WE'LL HAVE TO SEE
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
You make a good point, what if we all just put on some anti explosive gear
AHA! TO THE CONVENIENT ANTI-EXPLOSIVES STORE OVER YONDER!
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Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup For what? For what? For what it's worth There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down I am currently on an exchange trip, sporadic posting for 2 weeks |------extended sig------|
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!
You make a good point, what if we all just put on some anti explosive gear
AHA! TO THE CONVENIENT ANTI-EXPLOSIVES STORE OVER YONDER!
HUZZAH! I SURE AM GLAD THAT HAPPENED TO BE JUST OVER YONDER!
yeah that was like super convenient
While the others sneak off to the anti-explosives store, I distract the nuke with a beautiful rendition of 'Baby Shark'.
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Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup For what? For what? For what it's worth There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down I am currently on an exchange trip, sporadic posting for 2 weeks |------extended sig------|
"Golly gee!" I exclaim. "It can't get lower than one!"
Putting on my floppy wizard hat, I do the Hokey Pokey in celebration.
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Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup For what? For what? For what it's worth There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down I am currently on an exchange trip, sporadic posting for 2 weeks |------extended sig------|
*dies before the nuke can kill me because death by nuke is kinda painful*
*I mean you wouldn't really feel anything just see a big explosion*
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Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup For what? For what? For what it's worth There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down I am currently on an exchange trip, sporadic posting for 2 weeks |------extended sig------|
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I HAVE RETURNED IN OUR TIME OF NEED AFTER SENSING IT. HOW CAN I HELP
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me"
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
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My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
You make a good point, what if we all just put on some anti explosive gear
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
DEPENDING ON HOW DANGEROUS THE NUKE IS WE MAY NEED TO FIND SOME WAY TO GET RID OF IT OR RENDER IT POWERLESS BUT WE'LL HAVE TO SEE
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
AHA! TO THE CONVENIENT ANTI-EXPLOSIVES STORE OVER YONDER!
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
I am currently on an exchange trip, sporadic posting for 2 weeks
|------extended sig------|
HUZZAH! I SURE AM GLAD THAT HAPPENED TO BE JUST OVER YONDER!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Hurrah!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!okok makes sense.
yeah that was like super convenient
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me"
While the others sneak off to the anti-explosives store, I distract the nuke with a beautiful rendition of 'Baby Shark'.
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
I am currently on an exchange trip, sporadic posting for 2 weeks
|------extended sig------|
I will cast eldritch blast but in a sphere to confuse the nuke!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
*dies before the nuke can kill me because death by nuke is kinda painful*
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
Oh ok then
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
"Golly gee!" I exclaim. "It can't get lower than one!"
Putting on my floppy wizard hat, I do the Hokey Pokey in celebration.
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
I am currently on an exchange trip, sporadic posting for 2 weeks
|------extended sig------|
*I mean you wouldn't really feel anything just see a big explosion*
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
I am currently on an exchange trip, sporadic posting for 2 weeks
|------extended sig------|
*Vaporizes*
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!