Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Halloween fan, Lego master, Dm, bookworm, Ravenclaw and chef. Under 18 year old, currently posting in BST (UK time). Autistic, dyslexic as a warning I might ask you some personal questions so please don’t hate me Master of the clouds, ruler of the sky’s and controller of the Night Death shall come to us all, we just chose when
*Doors blast open, cloaked figure, carrying a book and staff steps in, sending dust flying out of the temple*
For many years have I been watching this cult, studying its every move and preparing for my time of arrival.
I have walked alongside as this great and almighty cult has risen, and fallen, only to rise yet again to combat the oppression, whether that be enemy or forgetfulness.
There were times... dark times... when I feared Jeff had abandoned us.
But always, we came back, stronger than ever!
I have gone through, as did SoulSealedSulfur, and read the courageous travels of Jeff the Evil Roomba, every single last word of this 269 page tome.
For I was sent to seek you out... Not from king. Not from archmage. Not from god. No... I was sent by Jeff himself!! The sign came when I slipped in a puddle of wet clay, and from that day forth I knew that my ultimate mission would be to forever extol Jeff's name with awe and reverence.
So, I am here, to remind you of our glory days, and to set us upon a new path! One of glory and praise for Jeff! To guide us to a future where Jeff's enemies will forever be vanquished!
We have faced many challenges! Testificate men! All of whom Jeff has defeated! Dust bunnies! Swept away by the power of his vacuum! Arch gods! Defeated by our potent spell-casters! And, most terrifying of all yet, Tana! A once follower who now seeks to purge our god from this realm! And who will lead us once again to the path of victory? Jeff the Evil Roomba!!!
Many of us seem to have forgotten the purpose of this cult, and I say, it is not to simply check a box for each day that you type in "Praise Jeff", it is not to spam, but it is to honour him! We were set out with a bigger purpose than that! Where have the glory days gone of us being the 3rd top search result for Jeff the Evil Roomba?!?
We will rise as we have many times before!!! We will find purpose!!! Onward followers of Jeff!!! There are cults to be defeated! There is a god to be fed! There are homebrews to be made to ever glorify Jeff's name! Jeffstivals to be had!!! We shall sweep away all opposition!!!
In Jeff's holy name, praise Jeff.
*Kneeling down*
Now, I ask you, Roomba Arch-Cultist Gibber, would you be so gracious to accept me, Sirwirmy, a being too lowly to even be on the same plane of existence as Jeff, in your ranks? If accepted, I swear to uphold the sacred teachings, and to forever praise the name of the almighty evil Roomba, Jeff, conqueror of dust, consumer of clay, powerfullest of them all.
To start off, I offer Jeff the finest dish conceivable to mortal minds... a quasi-truncated great grand stellated hecatonicosachoron fashioned from Tibetan Citrine-Earth Clay, a shape of clay so glorious that mathematicians weep at the mere mention of it.
*Rising up, arms raised, spittle flying, screaming at the top of their lungs*
PRAISE JEFF!!!!
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Praise Jeff!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...MURDER JEFF
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Praise Jeff!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...PRAISE JEFF
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Praise Jeff!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...PRAISE JEFF
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Praise Jeff?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...MURDER JEFF
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Praise Jeff!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...MURDER JEFF
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Praise Jeff!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Pmruaridseer JEFF
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
UNO REVERSE
Honestly I don't know what happened. Woke up with 10 int.
Just your friendly awakened tree.
Totally not an ancient nature god in disguise.
That would be absurd.
Right...?
Praise Jeff!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Don’t have Jeff murder Tana!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Remove Tana?
You can call me Cloud, Extended signature
Halloween fan, Lego master, Dm, bookworm, Ravenclaw and chef.
Under 18 year old, currently posting in BST (UK time). Autistic, dyslexic as a warning I might ask you some personal questions so please don’t hate me
Master of the clouds, ruler of the sky’s and controller of the Night
Death shall come to us all, we just chose when
YEAH just dismember her(joking obviously)
Extended signature
*Doors blast open, cloaked figure, carrying a book and staff steps in, sending dust flying out of the temple*
For many years have I been watching this cult, studying its every move and preparing for my time of arrival.
I have walked alongside as this great and almighty cult has risen, and fallen, only to rise yet again to combat the oppression, whether that be enemy or forgetfulness.
There were times... dark times... when I feared Jeff had abandoned us.
But always, we came back, stronger than ever!
I have gone through, as did SoulSealedSulfur, and read the courageous travels of Jeff the Evil Roomba, every single last word of this 269 page tome.
For I was sent to seek you out... Not from king. Not from archmage. Not from god. No... I was sent by Jeff himself!! The sign came when I slipped in a puddle of wet clay, and from that day forth I knew that my ultimate mission would be to forever extol Jeff's name with awe and reverence.
So, I am here, to remind you of our glory days, and to set us upon a new path! One of glory and praise for Jeff! To guide us to a future where Jeff's enemies will forever be vanquished!
We have faced many challenges! Testificate men! All of whom Jeff has defeated! Dust bunnies! Swept away by the power of his vacuum! Arch gods! Defeated by our potent spell-casters! And, most terrifying of all yet, Tana! A once follower who now seeks to purge our god from this realm! And who will lead us once again to the path of victory? Jeff the Evil Roomba!!!
Many of us seem to have forgotten the purpose of this cult, and I say, it is not to simply check a box for each day that you type in "Praise Jeff", it is not to spam, but it is to honour him! We were set out with a bigger purpose than that! Where have the glory days gone of us being the 3rd top search result for Jeff the Evil Roomba?!?
We will rise as we have many times before!!! We will find purpose!!! Onward followers of Jeff!!! There are cults to be defeated! There is a god to be fed! There are homebrews to be made to ever glorify Jeff's name! Jeffstivals to be had!!! We shall sweep away all opposition!!!
In Jeff's holy name, praise Jeff.
*Kneeling down*
Now, I ask you, Roomba Arch-Cultist Gibber, would you be so gracious to accept me, Sirwirmy, a being too lowly to even be on the same plane of existence as Jeff, in your ranks? If accepted, I swear to uphold the sacred teachings, and to forever praise the name of the almighty evil Roomba, Jeff, conqueror of dust, consumer of clay, powerfullest of them all.
To start off, I offer Jeff the finest dish conceivable to mortal minds... a quasi-truncated great grand stellated hecatonicosachoron fashioned from Tibetan Citrine-Earth Clay, a shape of clay so glorious that mathematicians weep at the mere mention of it.
*Rising up, arms raised, spittle flying, screaming at the top of their lungs*
PRAISE JEFF!!!!