*Elk has again come with another lump of clay for Jeff to try, this one in the shape of a chocolate bunny. He kneels down, holds the clay high, and begins praying.*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*Elk has again come with another lump of clay for Jeff to try, this one in the shape of a chocolate bunny. He kneels down, holds the clay high, and begins praying.*
Jeff consumes it. The Arch Cultist reports Jeff says it tastes dusty.
Also, forgot to reply to you feeding Jeff the d4. He says it tastes good, but it's a bit too spiky so he couldn't figure out the flavor easily.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*Elk has begun to clean the temple, leaving the other Clay Scavengers to the job of finding clay for Jeff to consume.*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
~ Dies Irae ~ Blood For Blood ~ High Aether Grandmaster of the School of Aether R.I.P Technoblade (He Who Cannot Die)Creator of "The Lost City" <--- *Linked*
Proud Wielder of the Quinques: IXA, Narukami, Yukimura 1/3, and Owl
~ Dies Irae ~ Blood For Blood ~ High Aether Grandmaster of the School of Aether R.I.P Technoblade (He Who Cannot Die)Creator of "The Lost City" <--- *Linked*
Proud Wielder of the Quinques: IXA, Narukami, Yukimura 1/3, and Owl
*Elk has gotten bored of cleaning the temple, and decides to go find more clay for Jeff. He comes back a few minutes later holding a lump of clay shaped like a miniature Jeff.*
O great and powerful Jeff, please accept this offering!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Most esteemed Arch Cultist, would ye be so generous to bestoweth upon me thy mantle of Roomba Knight? If thee doeth this, I shall fight valiantly for our god, Jeff the Evil Roomba!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*Elk has gotten bored of cleaning the temple, and decides to go find more clay for Jeff. He comes back a few minutes later holding a lump of clay shaped like a miniature Jeff.*
O great and powerful Jeff, please accept this offering!
Jeff doesn't eat the clay shaped like him, as that would be kinda weird tbh.
Most esteemed Arch Cultist, would ye be so generous to bestoweth upon me thy mantle of Roomba Knight? If thee doeth this, I shall fight valiantly for our god, Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Sadly, the Roomba Knight position is currently full. I might expand the role capacities in the future, but that would require consulting with the other members of the cult.
What do y'all think?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I, as Roomba High-Cultist, believe that it would be beneficial to the cult to expand the number of people in roles, and maybe introduce new roles. For how can the cult continue to defend against our enemies if we only have 3 skilled warriors in our army? If our 17 members (not including the High Cultists and the Arch Cultist) were to increase, must we not increase the amount of knights so as to have more commanders? Seeing as we only have 17 members as of the present, I do not suggest an immediate change, but an eventual one.
I, as Roomba High-Cultist, believe that it would be beneficial to the cult to expand the number of people in roles, and maybe introduce new roles. For how can the cult continue to defend against our enemies if we only have 3 skilled warriors in our army? If our 17 members (not including the High Cultists and the Arch Cultist) were to increase, must we not increase the amount of knights so as to have more commanders? Seeing as we only have 17 members as of the present, I do not suggest an immediate change, but an eventual one.
I, as a fellow High Cultist, agree with you.
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
I am good. I must go soon, for school is ending and I have to walk home. How is thee?
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Hmmmmmmmmm. It has come to my attention that some being (a roomba to be exact) of unparraleled power has risen in the forums of dnd beyond! But then again, maybe not unparralaled, as there's also Jeff's ARCHNEMISIS. I may join in this war... but which side shall I choose?
Hmmmmmmmmm. It has come to my attention that some being (a roomba to be exact) of unparraleled power has risen in the forums of dnd beyond! But then again, maybe not unparralaled, as there's also Jeff's ARCHNEMISIS. I may join in this war... but which side shall I choose?
Choose the evil roomba side! ALL HAIL JEFF!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Welcome to the cult! Praise Jeff!
The cult of Jeff the Evil Roomba has now reached exactly 20 members (21, if you count Jeff himself)!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Praising Jeff*
Omg, thank you so much!
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫
*Elk has again come with another lump of clay for Jeff to try, this one in the shape of a chocolate bunny. He kneels down, holds the clay high, and begins praying.*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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JEFFFF
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*JEFFFFFF*
Jeff consumes it. The Arch Cultist reports Jeff says it tastes dusty.
Also, forgot to reply to you feeding Jeff the d4. He says it tastes good, but it's a bit too spiky so he couldn't figure out the flavor easily.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Elk has begun to clean the temple, leaving the other Clay Scavengers to the job of finding clay for Jeff to consume.*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Dust Bunnies run away in fear of Elk.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*AETHER*
~ Dies Irae ~ Blood For Blood ~ High Aether Grandmaster of the School of Aether
R.I.P Technoblade (He Who Cannot Die) Creator of "The Lost City" <--- *Linked*
Proud Wielder of the Quinques: IXA, Narukami, Yukimura 1/3, and Owl
No, Jeff the Evil Roomba!!!!!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*a clump of glowing celestial clay appears*
~ Dies Irae ~ Blood For Blood ~ High Aether Grandmaster of the School of Aether
R.I.P Technoblade (He Who Cannot Die) Creator of "The Lost City" <--- *Linked*
Proud Wielder of the Quinques: IXA, Narukami, Yukimura 1/3, and Owl
*Elk has gotten bored of cleaning the temple, and decides to go find more clay for Jeff. He comes back a few minutes later holding a lump of clay shaped like a miniature Jeff.*
O great and powerful Jeff, please accept this offering!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Most esteemed Arch Cultist, would ye be so generous to bestoweth upon me thy mantle of Roomba Knight? If thee doeth this, I shall fight valiantly for our god, Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Jeff doesn't eat the clay shaped like him, as that would be kinda weird tbh.
Sadly, the Roomba Knight position is currently full. I might expand the role capacities in the future, but that would require consulting with the other members of the cult.
What do y'all think?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I, as Roomba High-Cultist, believe that it would be beneficial to the cult to expand the number of people in roles, and maybe introduce new roles. For how can the cult continue to defend against our enemies if we only have 3 skilled warriors in our army? If our 17 members (not including the High Cultists and the Arch Cultist) were to increase, must we not increase the amount of knights so as to have more commanders? Seeing as we only have 17 members as of the present, I do not suggest an immediate change, but an eventual one.
Treading the Threads
The Eternal Watcher | Title given by Drummer
I, as a fellow High Cultist, agree with you.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Hello Druid! How fareth thee?
Treading the Threads
The Eternal Watcher | Title given by Drummer
I am good. I must go soon, for school is ending and I have to walk home. How is thee?
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
I am well. Except for the fact that I have one more exam I must take, I am well.
Treading the Threads
The Eternal Watcher | Title given by Drummer
Hmmmmmmmmm. It has come to my attention that some being (a roomba to be exact) of unparraleled power has risen in the forums of dnd beyond! But then again, maybe not unparralaled, as there's also Jeff's ARCHNEMISIS. I may join in this war... but which side shall I choose?
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
Choose the evil roomba side! ALL HAIL JEFF!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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