Points dramatically to Archfey and yelling CHARGE*
*Throws CrashSaysWOAH at Archfey*
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Points dramatically to Archfey and yelling CHARGE*
*Throws CrashSaysWOAH at Archfey*
*throws NostalgicLotRGuy throwing CrashSaysWOAH at Archfey*
*Explodes on impact*
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Points dramatically to Archfey and yelling CHARGE*
*Throws CrashSaysWOAH at Archfey*
*throws NostalgicLotRGuy throwing CrashSaysWOAH at Archfey*
*Explodes on impact*
*gets the cone of clay that Jeff didn't like, sharpens it, and sticks it in Archfey's bottom*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Points dramatically to Archfey and yelling CHARGE*
*Throws CrashSaysWOAH at Archfey*
*throws NostalgicLotRGuy throwing CrashSaysWOAH at Archfey*
*Explodes on impact*
*gets the cone of clay that Jeff didn't like, sharpens it, and sticks it in Archfey's bottom*
*This is what happens when you disrespect Jeff.*
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
A dwarf points his finger at the locked door. It turns into a more favorable substance-- clay. He steps through with ease and enters the room on the other side.
A human holds a lump of clay up to the sky. She prays to her Roomba overlord and suddenly the clay vanishes. She feels a sense of power.
A gnome walks into the dirty room, with a thug pounding his fists together in anticipation for the oncoming fight. He is surprised when the gnome extends her hand and fires a blast that knocks him onto the floor.
A half elf harnesses his power and turns the monster chasing them to clay, allowing for the party to have more time to escape before the beast frees itself.
Warlocks of Jeff the Evil Roomba pledge to praise him and feed him clay in exchange for a mere fraction of his ancient powers.
Servant of the Roomba Lord
Starting at 1st level, you can sacrifice 1 square foot of clay to Jeff within every time period of ten days by means of using an action, holding the clay to the sky and praying to him, causing it to disappear. Upon offering the clay to Jeff, your powers start to grow and you gain 1 Roomba Inspiration, which functions the same as regular inspiration. The Roomba Inspiration disappears in 24 hours.
Additionally, you have a burrow speed of 25 ft. through clay and have advantage on any check made to identify or find any type of clay. You may use your action to gain tremorsense up to 50 ft. until the start of your next turn.
Clay Transformation
Starting at 6th level, you may use your action to turn 1 square foot of non-living substances that aren't clay, such as wood, stone or dirt, into clay. If you feed this clay to Jeff, it will taste like vanilla to him. A spell such as dispel magic or some similar effect will turn the clay back to its previous state.
Once you use this ability, you can't use it again until after you finish a long rest.
Roomba Infusion
Starting at 10th level, you may infuse Jeff's powers into your eldritch blast if you have taken it. If you have not taken it, you automatically learn it. When you cast eldritch blast, you may create one of the following effects:
Clay Blast: The target must make a Strength Saving Throw against your spell save DC or fall prone.
Clay Storm: If the spell hits, the target becomes blinded by getting clay in their eyes, and must use an action to remove the clay, thus ending the condition.
Clay Trap: If the spell hits, the target's movement speed is reduced to 0 because their feet are entrapped by sticky clay. The target must make a strength check against your spell save DC to escape the clay.
You may use this a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus. You regain all uses by taking a short or long rest.
Clay Petrification
Starting at 14th level, you can force a creature within 30 ft. to make a Constitution saving throw with a DC of 10+your Charisma modifier as an action. If the saving throw fails by 5 or more, the creature is instantly petrified and turns into a clay statue. Otherwise, a creature that fails the save begins to turn to stone and is restrained. The restrained creature must repeat the saving throw at the end of its next turn, becoming petrified on a failure or ending the effect on a success. The petrification lasts for 1 minute. You cannot feed creatures petrified in this way to Jeff with Servant of the Roomba Lord. Once a creature has been fully petrified you cannot use this ability until after you finish a long rest.
Thoughts on this second version? Main features changed are Servant of the Roomba Lord and a complete rework for Clay Blast.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Also, casting feeblemind is fine BUT you must use something with the nature of an arcane focus so as to not need to waste clay for it's component.
*casts Feeblemind, using clay*
NOOOO ENEMY TO JEFF!!!
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
*Slaps you out if it
Points dramatically to Archfey and yelling CHARGE*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Throws CrashSaysWOAH at Archfey*
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
*throws NostalgicLotRGuy throwing CrashSaysWOAH at Archfey*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
*Explodes on impact*
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
*in a massive clay-splosion!*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
*gets the cone of clay that Jeff didn't like, sharpens it, and sticks it in Archfey's bottom*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
WAAAAAAAH
*This is what happens when you disrespect Jeff.*
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
Guys what flavor clay is Jeff’s favorite? I can’t risk anything.
We have not discovered yet. You are a Clay Scavenger, yes?
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
*Jeff Warlock V2!!!*
A dwarf points his finger at the locked door. It turns into a more favorable substance-- clay. He steps through with ease and enters the room on the other side.
A human holds a lump of clay up to the sky. She prays to her Roomba overlord and suddenly the clay vanishes. She feels a sense of power.
A gnome walks into the dirty room, with a thug pounding his fists together in anticipation for the oncoming fight. He is surprised when the gnome extends her hand and fires a blast that knocks him onto the floor.
A half elf harnesses his power and turns the monster chasing them to clay, allowing for the party to have more time to escape before the beast frees itself.
Warlocks of Jeff the Evil Roomba pledge to praise him and feed him clay in exchange for a mere fraction of his ancient powers.
Servant of the Roomba Lord
Starting at 1st level, you can sacrifice 1 square foot of clay to Jeff within every time period of ten days by means of using an action, holding the clay to the sky and praying to him, causing it to disappear. Upon offering the clay to Jeff, your powers start to grow and you gain 1 Roomba Inspiration, which functions the same as regular inspiration. The Roomba Inspiration disappears in 24 hours.
Additionally, you have a burrow speed of 25 ft. through clay and have advantage on any check made to identify or find any type of clay. You may use your action to gain tremorsense up to 50 ft. until the start of your next turn.
Clay Transformation
Starting at 6th level, you may use your action to turn 1 square foot of non-living substances that aren't clay, such as wood, stone or dirt, into clay. If you feed this clay to Jeff, it will taste like vanilla to him. A spell such as dispel magic or some similar effect will turn the clay back to its previous state.
Once you use this ability, you can't use it again until after you finish a long rest.
Roomba Infusion
Starting at 10th level, you may infuse Jeff's powers into your eldritch blast if you have taken it. If you have not taken it, you automatically learn it. When you cast eldritch blast, you may create one of the following effects:
Clay Blast: The target must make a Strength Saving Throw against your spell save DC or fall prone.
Clay Storm: If the spell hits, the target becomes blinded by getting clay in their eyes, and must use an action to remove the clay, thus ending the condition.
Clay Trap: If the spell hits, the target's movement speed is reduced to 0 because their feet are entrapped by sticky clay. The target must make a strength check against your spell save DC to escape the clay.
You may use this a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus. You regain all uses by taking a short or long rest.
Clay Petrification
Starting at 14th level, you can force a creature within 30 ft. to make a Constitution saving throw with a DC of 10+your Charisma modifier as an action. If the saving throw fails by 5 or more, the creature is instantly petrified and turns into a clay statue. Otherwise, a creature that fails the save begins to turn to stone and is restrained. The restrained creature must repeat the saving throw at the end of its next turn, becoming petrified on a failure or ending the effect on a success. The petrification lasts for 1 minute. You cannot feed creatures petrified in this way to Jeff with Servant of the Roomba Lord. Once a creature has been fully petrified you cannot use this ability until after you finish a long rest.
Thoughts on this second version? Main features changed are Servant of the Roomba Lord and a complete rework for Clay Blast.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Also, casting feeblemind is fine BUT you must use something with the nature of an arcane focus so as to not need to waste clay for it's component.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*casts Feeblemind, using clay*
NOOOO ENEMY TO JEFF!!!
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
Extended Signature!
HAAHHAHA CHAOS
Nurgle, khorne, tzeench, slaanesh?
AHH WARHAMMER FAN ALERT :D
Tzeentch is my favorite. Thousand Sons is gonna be my secondary army after collecting my T'au army.
PRAISE JEFF!
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Sieze Archfey! *Uses Clay Petrification on him* take him to the dungeon
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*uses uno reverse card against the clay petrification*
Uses Clay Blast on the uno cards
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
Extended Signature!