*begins the surgery to remove all of the clay from your system, may or may not take out some organs too :)*
*you find that there are no organs. It’s literally just an infinite, glitter filled expanse with spooky violin music. There’s a goblin a few hundred miles down there, hoarding clay in the infinite expanse in an attempt to build a home in the nothingness and toxically pink air.*
*Smites the goblin for hoarding the clay then retrieves all of the holy material*
*The Goblin becomes a revenant, determined to retrieve its clay*
*Jeff himself smites the Goblin Revenant, meaning he can't be revived in any way possible*
*the goblin revenant’s friend screams in terror and prays to TheFriendlyArchfey, who gives them the powers of a fey noble.*
*boss fight music ensues*
*The boss fight music is from Jeff, who one shots the goblin revenants friend
This is why we Praise Jeff!*
*the goblin revenant’s friend always comes back, for he is William Afton*
*begins the surgery to remove all of the clay from your system, may or may not take out some organs too :)*
*you find that there are no organs. It’s literally just an infinite, glitter filled expanse with spooky violin music. There’s a goblin a few hundred miles down there, hoarding clay in the infinite expanse in an attempt to build a home in the nothingness and toxically pink air.*
*Smites the goblin for hoarding the clay then retrieves all of the holy material*
*The Goblin becomes a revenant, determined to retrieve its clay*
*Jeff himself smites the Goblin Revenant, meaning he can't be revived in any way possible*
*the goblin revenant’s friend screams in terror and prays to TheFriendlyArchfey, who gives them the powers of a fey noble.*
*boss fight music ensues*
*The boss fight music is from Jeff, who one shots the goblin revenants friend
This is why we Praise Jeff!*
*the goblin revenant’s friend always comes back, for he is William Afton*
*Jeff curses him so he isn't Purple Guy, but the Lavender Lad! He never comes back...*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Let’s make Jeff magic items so we can defeat enemies better!
Good idea!
*I begin making myself a High Velocity Clay Accelerator, basically just a massive magic clay railgun. And a Handheld Rotating Claycannon, a magic clay revolver.*
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
Also, casting feeblemind is fine BUT you must use something with the nature of an arcane focus so as to not need to waste clay for it's component.
*casts Feeblemind, using clay*
NOOOO ENEMY TO JEFF!!!
HAAHHAHA CHAOS
Nurgle, khorne, tzeench, slaanesh?
AHH WARHAMMER FAN ALERT :D
Tzeentch is my favorite. Thousand Sons is gonna be my secondary army after collecting my T'au army.
PRAISE JEFF!
What is we create a thread that people can talk about their warhammer armies🤯 do it please my phone is broken and won’t let me do it
Alright bet :)
*OHMIGOSH YOU PLAY!?!? I LOVE WARHAMMER SO MUCH!! I play tyranids, orks, custodes on occasion, legionaries in kill team, kroot in kill team, necrons in normal 40k and kill team, and kruleboyz and nighthaunt in AoS. I'm a bit of a hobby butterfly compared to my dad, who plays sisters of battle and space marines in 40k and stormcast eternals in Aos.*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
*the goblin revenant’s friend always comes back, for he is William Afton*
*Jeff curses him so he isn't Purple Guy, but the Lavender Lad! He never comes back...*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Good idea!
*I begin making myself a High Velocity Clay Accelerator, basically just a massive magic clay railgun. And a Handheld Rotating Claycannon, a magic clay revolver.*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Carso!
Thoughts on Roomba Warlock V2?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Very nice!
There will always be balance problems on the first few go's, and all that can really fix it is playtest, but it's good!
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Brother! We must create a cult of chaos! Please start one! The gods will be pleased!
Been there, done that.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/172139-the-cult-of-chaos
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Twice lol
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/106854-cult-of-chaos
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Praise JEFF!!!
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Aw but the new one must be made! Praise Jeff! And the chaos gods!
Perhaps.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
If this supposed cult of chaos is created, the Cult of Jeff would be proud to ally with it.
Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
This thread shall not die.
Praise Jeff!!!!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
What is we create a thread that people can talk about their warhammer armies🤯 do it please my phone is broken and won’t let me do it
PRAISE JEFF
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
Extended Signature!
Alright bet :)
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
*OHMIGOSH YOU PLAY!?!? I LOVE WARHAMMER SO MUCH!! I play tyranids, orks, custodes on occasion, legionaries in kill team, kroot in kill team, necrons in normal 40k and kill team, and kruleboyz and nighthaunt in AoS. I'm a bit of a hobby butterfly compared to my dad, who plays sisters of battle and space marines in 40k and stormcast eternals in Aos.*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Praise Jeff! May he ally with the warhammer fan club!
May he indeed! Praise our janitorial god, and may he crush his enemies under his roller brush like dust bunnies!
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Let me run it over with Jeff. *Disappears*
*5 seconds later* Jeff says he'd be glad to ally!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ