For the Jeffstival we give could out point based on participation and performance. For example, I would be willing to run the Jeff battle. I could do Jeff's champion or something, I would make the statblock, rules, and the map in such. The people that survive the longest would get a certain amount of points, that way some newer members could be promoted and others that left D&DB completely would be demoted. While this is just a suggestion praising Jeff isn't.
Retirements are due anyways I just haven't gotten to them because I procrastinate. Neither have I gotten to the new roles like Roomba soldier and stuff.
For the fight I think a giant dust bunny would be best, but if you wanna run the battle then go ahead
Okay, when are we planning on doing this?
Next week. And by that I mean the week that starts tomorrow.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
For the Jeffstival we give could out point based on participation and performance. For example, I would be willing to run the Jeff battle. I could do Jeff's champion or something, I would make the statblock, rules, and the map in such. The people that survive the longest would get a certain amount of points, that way some newer members could be promoted and others that left D&DB completely would be demoted. While this is just a suggestion praising Jeff isn't.
Retirements are due anyways I just haven't gotten to them because I procrastinate. Neither have I gotten to the new roles like Roomba soldier and stuff.
For the fight I think a giant dust bunny would be best, but if you wanna run the battle then go ahead
Okay, when are we planning on doing this?
Next week. And by that I mean the week that starts tomorrow.
Oh I see, thanks.
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Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
*ahem* Members of the Jeff Cult, we gather here today in a celebration of Jeff and his glory. A festival to the great benevolent evil Roomba who we praise. A Jeffstival, if you will.
Sunday- Ran by Bananer!
Monday- A Jeff Praising contest! I'll be gone but when I'm back I'll judge which post praising Jeff did the best job.
Tuesday- Jeff Trivia! The participants will be split into 2 teams and answer various questions about Jeff and Roombas and clay. Answering correctly will grant that team some points! Whoever has the most points at the end wins!
Wednesday- Clay cooking contest. Once again I'll be gone, in the meantime prepare the best clay you can and then I'll say what Jeff thinks of it! (Basically just write a description of the clay)
Thursday- Bananer will also be running this day!
Friday- A big fight, ran by Ash!
Saturday- Gartic Phone. Let chaos consume all.
Make your preparations for the festivities! Bananer, you have the floor. Praise Jeff!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Hello, my dearest, dearest great great great Grandchildren!
wait we're your grandchildren?
The Stars Hold Her Secrets, The Stone Her Memory!
Grandmother, Grandmother! Her Kindness is akin to Treachery!
I see. but if your kindness is akin to treachery I'd want to avoid you, especially since it seems like you're Baba Yaga from this description.
Blind to the truth, mortals go about their days under the watchful eye of the Crone, unaware of the thousand little magics she works. Avoidance is futile.
now, would the dearest followers of Jeff like some cookies?
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-__-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-__-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*ahem* Members of the Jeff Cult, we gather here today in a celebration of Jeff and his glory. A festival to the great benevolent evil Roomba who we praise. A Jeffstival, if you will.
Sunday- Ran by Bananer!
Monday- A Jeff Praising contest! I'll be gone but when I'm back I'll judge which post praising Jeff did the best job.
Tuesday- Jeff Trivia! The participants will be split into 2 teams and answer various questions about Jeff and Roombas and clay. Answering correctly will grant that team some points! Whoever has the most points at the end wins!
Wednesday- Clay cooking contest. Once again I'll be gone, in the meantime prepare the best clay you can and then I'll say what Jeff thinks of it! (Basically just write a description of the clay)
Thursday- Bananer will also be running this day!
Friday- A big fight, ran by Ash!
Saturday- Gartic Phone. Let chaos consume all.
Make your preparations for the festivities! Bananer, you have the floor. Praise Jeff!
Im bad at jeff stuff but Gartic phone sounds fun as heck
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
*ahem* Members of the Jeff Cult, we gather here today in a celebration of Jeff and his glory. A festival to the great benevolent evil Roomba who we praise. A Jeffstival, if you will.
Sunday- Ran by Bananer!
Monday- A Jeff Praising contest! I'll be gone but when I'm back I'll judge which post praising Jeff did the best job.
Tuesday- Jeff Trivia! The participants will be split into 2 teams and answer various questions about Jeff and Roombas and clay. Answering correctly will grant that team some points! Whoever has the most points at the end wins!
Wednesday- Clay cooking contest. Once again I'll be gone, in the meantime prepare the best clay you can and then I'll say what Jeff thinks of it! (Basically just write a description of the clay)
Thursday- Bananer will also be running this day!
Friday- A big fight, ran by Ash!
Saturday- Gartic Phone. Let chaos consume all.
Make your preparations for the festivities! Bananer, you have the floor. Praise Jeff!
Im bad at jeff stuff but Gartic phone sounds fun as heck
Yeah that's what I'm hoping for
Banan do you have the thing ready?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Hello, my dearest, dearest great great great Grandchildren!
wait we're your grandchildren?
The Stars Hold Her Secrets, The Stone Her Memory!
Grandmother, Grandmother! Her Kindness is akin to Treachery!
I see. but if your kindness is akin to treachery I'd want to avoid you, especially since it seems like you're Baba Yaga from this description.
Blind to the truth, mortals go about their days under the watchful eye of the Crone, unaware of the thousand little magics she works. Avoidance is futile.
now, would the dearest followers of Jeff like some cookies?
What type...? And are they poisoned? If not, no dice.
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
*ahem* Members of the Jeff Cult, we gather here today in a celebration of Jeff and his glory. A festival to the great benevolent evil Roomba who we praise. A Jeffstival, if you will.
Sunday- Ran by Bananer!
Monday- A Jeff Praising contest! I'll be gone but when I'm back I'll judge which post praising Jeff did the best job.
Tuesday- Jeff Trivia! The participants will be split into 2 teams and answer various questions about Jeff and Roombas and clay. Answering correctly will grant that team some points! Whoever has the most points at the end wins!
Wednesday- Clay cooking contest. Once again I'll be gone, in the meantime prepare the best clay you can and then I'll say what Jeff thinks of it! (Basically just write a description of the clay)
Thursday- Bananer will also be running this day!
Friday- A big fight, ran by Ash!
Saturday- Gartic Phone. Let chaos consume all.
Make your preparations for the festivities! Bananer, you have the floor. Praise Jeff!
Uh oh... I've been really busy this week so let's have a competition. Would people be willing to have a fight and be in character for this, or no? I've got an idea for a maybe hide and seek competition.
So basically, at the start of the Jeffestival, everyone gathers at the temple of Jeff. But Jeff is unsatisfied by the offerings. You must hide from Jeff and collect as much clay as you can before he finds you. If he is satisfied with your offering... you live. If he isn't... this was just a huge prank you live Jeff just wanted more offerings.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*ahem* Members of the Jeff Cult, we gather here today in a celebration of Jeff and his glory. A festival to the great benevolent evil Roomba who we praise. A Jeffstival, if you will.
Sunday- Ran by Bananer!
Monday- A Jeff Praising contest! I'll be gone but when I'm back I'll judge which post praising Jeff did the best job.
Tuesday- Jeff Trivia! The participants will be split into 2 teams and answer various questions about Jeff and Roombas and clay. Answering correctly will grant that team some points! Whoever has the most points at the end wins!
Wednesday- Clay cooking contest. Once again I'll be gone, in the meantime prepare the best clay you can and then I'll say what Jeff thinks of it! (Basically just write a description of the clay)
Thursday- Bananer will also be running this day!
Friday- A big fight, ran by Ash!
Saturday- Gartic Phone. Let chaos consume all.
Make your preparations for the festivities! Bananer, you have the floor. Praise Jeff!
Uh oh... I've been really busy this week so let's have a competition. Would people be willing to have a fight and be in character for this, or no? I've got an idea for a maybe hide and seek competition.
So basically, at the start of the Jeffestival, everyone gathers at the temple of Jeff. But Jeff is unsatisfied by the offerings. You must hide from Jeff and collect as much clay as you can before he finds you. If he is satisfied with your offering... you live. If he isn't... this was just a huge prank you live Jeff just wanted more offerings.
Well it's too late now, maybe that could be for Thursday if you don't have plans for it already?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*ahem* Members of the Jeff Cult, we gather here today in a celebration of Jeff and his glory. A festival to the great benevolent evil Roomba who we praise. A Jeffstival, if you will.
Sunday- Ran by Bananer!
Monday- A Jeff Praising contest! I'll be gone but when I'm back I'll judge which post praising Jeff did the best job.
Tuesday- Jeff Trivia! The participants will be split into 2 teams and answer various questions about Jeff and Roombas and clay. Answering correctly will grant that team some points! Whoever has the most points at the end wins!
Wednesday- Clay cooking contest. Once again I'll be gone, in the meantime prepare the best clay you can and then I'll say what Jeff thinks of it! (Basically just write a description of the clay)
Thursday- Bananer will also be running this day!
Friday- A big fight, ran by Ash!
Saturday- Gartic Phone. Let chaos consume all.
Make your preparations for the festivities! Bananer, you have the floor. Praise Jeff!
Uh oh... I've been really busy this week so let's have a competition. Would people be willing to have a fight and be in character for this, or no? I've got an idea for a maybe hide and seek competition.
So basically, at the start of the Jeffestival, everyone gathers at the temple of Jeff. But Jeff is unsatisfied by the offerings. You must hide from Jeff and collect as much clay as you can before he finds you. If he is satisfied with your offering... you live. If he isn't... this was just a huge prank you live Jeff just wanted more offerings.
Well it's too late now, maybe that could be for Thursday if you don't have plans for it already?
Yeah that’s okay.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Jeff, how are you, my lord and my friend, and you act like a brother to me? How are you all of these things at the same time? all the while you eat clay on your royal seat
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
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Next week. And by that I mean the week that starts tomorrow.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Oh I see, thanks.
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
PRAISE JEFF
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
*ahem* Members of the Jeff Cult, we gather here today in a celebration of Jeff and his glory. A festival to the great benevolent evil Roomba who we praise. A Jeffstival, if you will.
Sunday- Ran by Bananer!
Monday- A Jeff Praising contest! I'll be gone but when I'm back I'll judge which post praising Jeff did the best job.
Tuesday- Jeff Trivia! The participants will be split into 2 teams and answer various questions about Jeff and Roombas and clay. Answering correctly will grant that team some points! Whoever has the most points at the end wins!
Wednesday- Clay cooking contest. Once again I'll be gone, in the meantime prepare the best clay you can and then I'll say what Jeff thinks of it! (Basically just write a description of the clay)
Thursday- Bananer will also be running this day!
Friday- A big fight, ran by Ash!
Saturday- Gartic Phone. Let chaos consume all.
Make your preparations for the festivities! Bananer, you have the floor. Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Hello, all!
My computer has somehow managed to connect to Dndbeyond, but I'm not sure how long I'm going to be able to be available!
What did I miss?
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Nothing! You are right in time for the Jeffstival!
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
I am here. I will be in and out, not sure if I can do very much today just so y'all know. Praise Jeff!
Status: Treading the Threads
Our past makes us who we are, but it shouldn't define who we will be.
SDG
Hello, my dearest, dearest great great great Grandchildren!
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
wait we're your grandchildren?
Status: Treading the Threads
Our past makes us who we are, but it shouldn't define who we will be.
SDG
The Stars Hold Her Secrets, The Stone Her Memory!
Grandmother, Grandmother! Her Kindness is akin to Treachery!
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
I see. but if your kindness is akin to treachery I'd want to avoid you, especially since it seems like you're Baba Yaga from this description.
Status: Treading the Threads
Our past makes us who we are, but it shouldn't define who we will be.
SDG
Blind to the truth, mortals go about their days under the watchful eye of the Crone, unaware of the thousand little magics she works. Avoidance is futile.
now, would the dearest followers of Jeff like some cookies?
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Im bad at jeff stuff but Gartic phone sounds fun as heck
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
Yeah that's what I'm hoping for
Banan do you have the thing ready?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
What type...? And are they poisoned? If not, no dice.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
Uh oh... I've been really busy this week so let's have a competition. Would people be willing to have a fight and be in character for this, or no? I've got an idea for a maybe hide and seek competition.
So basically, at the start of the Jeffestival, everyone gathers at the temple of Jeff. But Jeff is unsatisfied by the offerings. You must hide from Jeff and collect as much clay as you can before he finds you. If he is satisfied with your offering... you live. If he isn't... this was just a huge prank you live Jeff just wanted more offerings.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Well it's too late now, maybe that could be for Thursday if you don't have plans for it already?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Yeah that’s okay.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Well it's Monday now! You have until 8:00 EST (or possibly more) to write the best post praising Jeff possible. Good luck to you all! Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Jeff, how are you, my lord and my friend, and you act like a brother to me? How are you all of these things at the same time? all the while you eat clay on your royal seat
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen