IF YOU WANT THE CLAY FROM THE KITCHEN APPLIANCES THEN DON'T PURGE
But like
One
We don't need it
And two
When we purge you
What will stop us from simply taking your clay
You aren't really good at negotiating
You have no bargaining chips against us
We have the power
We have the numbers
We have killed cults before
And we can do it again
You have less clay scavengers
... We have the maximum amount of Clay scavengers that we can have lol
What are you talking about
*Destroys the clay I have*
We don't need your clay
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IF YOU WANT THE CLAY FROM THE KITCHEN APPLIANCES THEN DON'T PURGE
But like
One
We don't need it
And two
When we purge you
What will stop us from simply taking your clay
You aren't really good at negotiating
You have no bargaining chips against us
We have the power
We have the numbers
We have killed cults before
And we can do it again
You have less clay scavengers
... We have the maximum amount of Clay scavengers that we can have lol
What are you talking about
*Destroys the clay I have*
We don't need your clay
*Opens another version of the portal and takes a bunch of your clay*
Jeff is displeased with your efforts
Count yourself lucky
You will be one of the few mortals to witness Jeff's real form under the mask of the Roomba
Count your days
Your crimmes will not go unpunished
Watch your back
Jeff
Is
Everywhere
run
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IF YOU WANT THE CLAY FROM THE KITCHEN APPLIANCES THEN DON'T PURGE
But like
One
We don't need it
And two
When we purge you
What will stop us from simply taking your clay
You aren't really good at negotiating
You have no bargaining chips against us
We have the power
We have the numbers
We have killed cults before
And we can do it again
You have less clay scavengers
... We have the maximum amount of Clay scavengers that we can have lol
What are you talking about
*Destroys the clay I have*
We don't need your clay
*Opens another version of the portal and takes a bunch of your clay*
Jeff is displeased with your efforts
Count yourself lucky
You will be one of the few mortals to witness Jeff's real form under the mask of the Roomba
Count your days
Your crimmes will not go unpunished
Watch your back
Jeff
Is
Everywhere
run
I can just put you in the portal which has Emmet in it
Oh yes
Go ahead
Trap me with your leader
See what happens
Blood will stain the walls of your realm, the otter will die, I will not stop until my fur is coated with slick crimson and my hunger is satiated by the organs of the creature.
Go on
Do it
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IF YOU WANT THE CLAY FROM THE KITCHEN APPLIANCES THEN DON'T PURGE
But like
One
We don't need it
And two
When we purge you
What will stop us from simply taking your clay
You aren't really good at negotiating
You have no bargaining chips against us
We have the power
We have the numbers
We have killed cults before
And we can do it again
You have less clay scavengers
... We have the maximum amount of Clay scavengers that we can have lol
What are you talking about
*Destroys the clay I have*
We don't need your clay
*Opens another version of the portal and takes a bunch of your clay*
Jeff is displeased with your efforts
Count yourself lucky
You will be one of the few mortals to witness Jeff's real form under the mask of the Roomba
Count your days
Your crimmes will not go unpunished
Watch your back
Jeff
Is
Everywhere
run
I can just put you in the portal which has Emmet in it
Oh yes
Go ahead
Trap me with your leader
See what happens
Blood will stain the walls of your realm, the otter will die, I will not stop until my fur is coated with slick crimson and my hunger is satiated by the organs of the creature.
IF YOU WANT THE CLAY FROM THE KITCHEN APPLIANCES THEN DON'T PURGE
But like
One
We don't need it
And two
When we purge you
What will stop us from simply taking your clay
You aren't really good at negotiating
You have no bargaining chips against us
We have the power
We have the numbers
We have killed cults before
And we can do it again
You have less clay scavengers
... We have the maximum amount of Clay scavengers that we can have lol
What are you talking about
*Destroys the clay I have*
We don't need your clay
*Opens another version of the portal and takes a bunch of your clay*
Jeff is displeased with your efforts
Count yourself lucky
You will be one of the few mortals to witness Jeff's real form under the mask of the Roomba
Count your days
Your crimmes will not go unpunished
Watch your back
Jeff
Is
Everywhere
run
I can just put you in the portal which has Emmet in it
Oh yes
Go ahead
Trap me with your leader
See what happens
Blood will stain the walls of your realm, the otter will die, I will not stop until my fur is coated with slick crimson and my hunger is satiated by the organs of the creature.
Go on
Do it
You don't even know if I'm bluffing or not
So
Here's the options
You are bluffing, and Emmet is not there. I cast planeshift and get out of the portal.
OR
You are not bluffing, and Emmet is there, and I feast on the flesh of the otter.
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IF YOU WANT THE CLAY FROM THE KITCHEN APPLIANCES THEN DON'T PURGE
But like
One
We don't need it
And two
When we purge you
What will stop us from simply taking your clay
You aren't really good at negotiating
You have no bargaining chips against us
We have the power
We have the numbers
We have killed cults before
And we can do it again
You have less clay scavengers
... We have the maximum amount of Clay scavengers that we can have lol
What are you talking about
*Destroys the clay I have*
We don't need your clay
*Opens another version of the portal and takes a bunch of your clay*
Jeff is displeased with your efforts
Count yourself lucky
You will be one of the few mortals to witness Jeff's real form under the mask of the Roomba
Count your days
Your crimmes will not go unpunished
Watch your back
Jeff
Is
Everywhere
run
I can just put you in the portal which has Emmet in it
Oh yes
Go ahead
Trap me with your leader
See what happens
Blood will stain the walls of your realm, the otter will die, I will not stop until my fur is coated with slick crimson and my hunger is satiated by the organs of the creature.
Go on
Do it
You don't even know if I'm bluffing or not
So
Here's the options
You are bluffing, and Emmet is not there. I cast planeshift and get out of the portal.
OR
You are not bluffing, and Emmet is there, and I feast on the flesh of the otter.
Thing is I have a spell that cancels all powers but mine inside the portal
IF YOU WANT THE CLAY FROM THE KITCHEN APPLIANCES THEN DON'T PURGE
But like
One
We don't need it
And two
When we purge you
What will stop us from simply taking your clay
You aren't really good at negotiating
You have no bargaining chips against us
We have the power
We have the numbers
We have killed cults before
And we can do it again
You have less clay scavengers
... We have the maximum amount of Clay scavengers that we can have lol
What are you talking about
*Destroys the clay I have*
We don't need your clay
*Opens another version of the portal and takes a bunch of your clay*
Jeff is displeased with your efforts
Count yourself lucky
You will be one of the few mortals to witness Jeff's real form under the mask of the Roomba
Count your days
Your crimmes will not go unpunished
Watch your back
Jeff
Is
Everywhere
run
I can just put you in the portal which has Emmet in it
Oh yes
Go ahead
Trap me with your leader
See what happens
Blood will stain the walls of your realm, the otter will die, I will not stop until my fur is coated with slick crimson and my hunger is satiated by the organs of the creature.
Go on
Do it
You don't even know if I'm bluffing or not
So
Here's the options
You are bluffing, and Emmet is not there. I cast planeshift and get out of the portal.
OR
You are not bluffing, and Emmet is there, and I feast on the flesh of the otter.
Thing is I have a spell that cancels all powers but mine inside the portal
That spell does not exist in DnD
Objection your honor
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
IF YOU WANT THE CLAY FROM THE KITCHEN APPLIANCES THEN DON'T PURGE
But like
One
We don't need it
And two
When we purge you
What will stop us from simply taking your clay
You aren't really good at negotiating
You have no bargaining chips against us
We have the power
We have the numbers
We have killed cults before
And we can do it again
You have less clay scavengers
... We have the maximum amount of Clay scavengers that we can have lol
What are you talking about
*Destroys the clay I have*
We don't need your clay
*Opens another version of the portal and takes a bunch of your clay*
Jeff is displeased with your efforts
Count yourself lucky
You will be one of the few mortals to witness Jeff's real form under the mask of the Roomba
Count your days
Your crimmes will not go unpunished
Watch your back
Jeff
Is
Everywhere
run
I can just put you in the portal which has Emmet in it
Oh yes
Go ahead
Trap me with your leader
See what happens
Blood will stain the walls of your realm, the otter will die, I will not stop until my fur is coated with slick crimson and my hunger is satiated by the organs of the creature.
Go on
Do it
You don't even know if I'm bluffing or not
So
Here's the options
You are bluffing, and Emmet is not there. I cast planeshift and get out of the portal.
OR
You are not bluffing, and Emmet is there, and I feast on the flesh of the otter.
Thing is I have a spell that cancels all powers but mine inside the portal
That spell does not exist in DnD
Objection your honor
Actually I have spells the do not exist in DND from the FIRST kitchen appliance
IF YOU WANT THE CLAY FROM THE KITCHEN APPLIANCES THEN DON'T PURGE
But like
One
We don't need it
And two
When we purge you
What will stop us from simply taking your clay
You aren't really good at negotiating
You have no bargaining chips against us
We have the power
We have the numbers
We have killed cults before
And we can do it again
You have less clay scavengers
... We have the maximum amount of Clay scavengers that we can have lol
What are you talking about
*Destroys the clay I have*
We don't need your clay
*Opens another version of the portal and takes a bunch of your clay*
Jeff is displeased with your efforts
Count yourself lucky
You will be one of the few mortals to witness Jeff's real form under the mask of the Roomba
Count your days
Your crimmes will not go unpunished
Watch your back
Jeff
Is
Everywhere
run
I can just put you in the portal which has Emmet in it
Oh yes
Go ahead
Trap me with your leader
See what happens
Blood will stain the walls of your realm, the otter will die, I will not stop until my fur is coated with slick crimson and my hunger is satiated by the organs of the creature.
Go on
Do it
You don't even know if I'm bluffing or not
So
Here's the options
You are bluffing, and Emmet is not there. I cast planeshift and get out of the portal.
OR
You are not bluffing, and Emmet is there, and I feast on the flesh of the otter.
Thing is I have a spell that cancels all powers but mine inside the portal
Haha
As a cultist of Jeff, I am one wit the Roomba. The Roomba is me. Jeff is far stronger than thou. Jeff can simply pluck me out of your domain.
Also. Anti magic sphere is an 8th level spell and only lasts for an hour
Dispel Magic at 9th level would murder it
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
IF YOU WANT THE CLAY FROM THE KITCHEN APPLIANCES THEN DON'T PURGE
But like
One
We don't need it
And two
When we purge you
What will stop us from simply taking your clay
You aren't really good at negotiating
You have no bargaining chips against us
We have the power
We have the numbers
We have killed cults before
And we can do it again
You have less clay scavengers
... We have the maximum amount of Clay scavengers that we can have lol
What are you talking about
*Destroys the clay I have*
We don't need your clay
*Opens another version of the portal and takes a bunch of your clay*
Jeff is displeased with your efforts
Count yourself lucky
You will be one of the few mortals to witness Jeff's real form under the mask of the Roomba
Count your days
Your crimmes will not go unpunished
Watch your back
Jeff
Is
Everywhere
run
I can just put you in the portal which has Emmet in it
Oh yes
Go ahead
Trap me with your leader
See what happens
Blood will stain the walls of your realm, the otter will die, I will not stop until my fur is coated with slick crimson and my hunger is satiated by the organs of the creature.
Go on
Do it
You don't even know if I'm bluffing or not
So
Here's the options
You are bluffing, and Emmet is not there. I cast planeshift and get out of the portal.
OR
You are not bluffing, and Emmet is there, and I feast on the flesh of the otter.
Thing is I have a spell that cancels all powers but mine inside the portal
Haha
As a cultist of Jeff, I am one wit the Roomba. The Roomba is me. Jeff is far stronger than thou. Jeff can simply pluck me out of your domain.
Also. Anti magic sphere is an 8th level spell and only lasts for an hour
Dispel Magic at 9th level would murder it
Okay try to find Emmet without any powers, or without Jeff's help and get out without his help
IF YOU WANT THE CLAY FROM THE KITCHEN APPLIANCES THEN DON'T PURGE
But like
One
We don't need it
And two
When we purge you
What will stop us from simply taking your clay
You aren't really good at negotiating
You have no bargaining chips against us
We have the power
We have the numbers
We have killed cults before
And we can do it again
You have less clay scavengers
... We have the maximum amount of Clay scavengers that we can have lol
What are you talking about
*Destroys the clay I have*
We don't need your clay
*Opens another version of the portal and takes a bunch of your clay*
Jeff is displeased with your efforts
Count yourself lucky
You will be one of the few mortals to witness Jeff's real form under the mask of the Roomba
Count your days
Your crimmes will not go unpunished
Watch your back
Jeff
Is
Everywhere
run
I can just put you in the portal which has Emmet in it
Oh yes
Go ahead
Trap me with your leader
See what happens
Blood will stain the walls of your realm, the otter will die, I will not stop until my fur is coated with slick crimson and my hunger is satiated by the organs of the creature.
Go on
Do it
You don't even know if I'm bluffing or not
So
Here's the options
You are bluffing, and Emmet is not there. I cast planeshift and get out of the portal.
OR
You are not bluffing, and Emmet is there, and I feast on the flesh of the otter.
Thing is I have a spell that cancels all powers but mine inside the portal
Haha
As a cultist of Jeff, I am one wit the Roomba. The Roomba is me. Jeff is far stronger than thou. Jeff can simply pluck me out of your domain.
Also. Anti magic sphere is an 8th level spell and only lasts for an hour
Dispel Magic at 9th level would murder it
Okay try to find Emmet without any powers, or without Jeff's help and get out without his help
Why wiuuld I be without Jeff's help? I don't think you understand. As a cultist of jeff, I am part of jeff. Saying that I wouldn't be able to have Jeff's help sin't a possibility, as I AM jeff now. All cultists are.So if I was to be without JEff's help, that would mean I cant go there, so you cant' trap me there in the first place lol.
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
Why wiuuld I be without Jeff's help? I don't think you understand. As a cultist of jeff, I am part of jeff. Saying that I wouldn't be able to have Jeff's help sin't a possibility, as I AM jeff now. All cultists are.So if I was to be without JEff's help, that would mean I cant go there, so you cant' trap me there in the first place lol.
Then you can't kill the plush of an otter
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We don't need your clay
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*Opens another version of the portal and takes a bunch of your clay*
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
HOW DARE YOU
KILL THEM ALL
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Jeff is displeased with your efforts
Count yourself lucky
You will be one of the few mortals to witness Jeff's real form under the mask of the Roomba
Count your days
Your crimmes will not go unpunished
Watch your back
Jeff
Is
Everywhere
run
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
I can just put you in the portal which has Emmet in it
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Purge purge purge purge!
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
Oh yes
Go ahead
Trap me with your leader
See what happens
Blood will stain the walls of your realm, the otter will die, I will not stop until my fur is coated with slick crimson and my hunger is satiated by the organs of the creature.
Go on
Do it
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
YEAHHHHHH GO GONZ
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
You don't even know if I'm bluffing or not
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
So
Here's the options
You are bluffing, and Emmet is not there. I cast planeshift and get out of the portal.
OR
You are not bluffing, and Emmet is there, and I feast on the flesh of the otter.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Thing is I have a spell that cancels all powers but mine inside the portal
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
That spell does not exist in DnD
Objection your honor
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Actually I have spells the do not exist in DND from the FIRST kitchen appliance
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Haha
As a cultist of Jeff, I am one wit the Roomba. The Roomba is me. Jeff is far stronger than thou. Jeff can simply pluck me out of your domain.
Also. Anti magic sphere is an 8th level spell and only lasts for an hour
Dispel Magic at 9th level would murder it
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
oh wait it does exist
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Okay try to find Emmet without any powers, or without Jeff's help and get out without his help
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Why should he do that?
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
If he wants to try to kill Emmet the PLUSH Otter then he can
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Why wiuuld I be without Jeff's help? I don't think you understand. As a cultist of jeff, I am part of jeff. Saying that I wouldn't be able to have Jeff's help sin't a possibility, as I AM jeff now. All cultists are.So if I was to be without JEff's help, that would mean I cant go there, so you cant' trap me there in the first place lol.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
Then you can't kill the plush of an otter
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)