IF YOU WANT THE CLAY FROM THE KITCHEN APPLIANCES THEN DON'T PURGE
But like
One
We don't need it
And two
When we purge you
What will stop us from simply taking your clay
You aren't really good at negotiating
You have no bargaining chips against us
We have the power
We have the numbers
We have killed cults before
And we can do it again
You have less clay scavengers
... We have the maximum amount of Clay scavengers that we can have lol
What are you talking about
*Destroys the clay I have*
We don't need your clay
*Opens another version of the portal and takes a bunch of your clay*
Jeff is displeased with your efforts
Count yourself lucky
You will be one of the few mortals to witness Jeff's real form under the mask of the Roomba
Count your days
Your crimmes will not go unpunished
Watch your back
Jeff
Is
Everywhere
run
I can just put you in the portal which has Emmet in it
Oh yes
Go ahead
Trap me with your leader
See what happens
Blood will stain the walls of your realm, the otter will die, I will not stop until my fur is coated with slick crimson and my hunger is satiated by the organs of the creature.
Go on
Do it
You don't even know if I'm bluffing or not
So
Here's the options
You are bluffing, and Emmet is not there. I cast planeshift and get out of the portal.
OR
You are not bluffing, and Emmet is there, and I feast on the flesh of the otter.
Thing is I have a spell that cancels all powers but mine inside the portal
Haha
As a cultist of Jeff, I am one wit the Roomba. The Roomba is me. Jeff is far stronger than thou. Jeff can simply pluck me out of your domain.
Also. Anti magic sphere is an 8th level spell and only lasts for an hour
Dispel Magic at 9th level would murder it
Okay try to find Emmet without any powers, or without Jeff's help and get out without his help
Why wiuuld I be without Jeff's help? I don't think you understand. As a cultist of jeff, I am part of jeff. Saying that I wouldn't be able to have Jeff's help sin't a possibility, as I AM jeff now. All cultists are.So if I was to be without JEff's help, that would mean I cant go there, so you cant' trap me there in the first place lol.
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
Why wiuuld I be without Jeff's help? I don't think you understand. As a cultist of jeff, I am part of jeff. Saying that I wouldn't be able to have Jeff's help sin't a possibility, as I AM jeff now. All cultists are.So if I was to be without JEff's help, that would mean I cant go there, so you cant' trap me there in the first place lol.
Then you can't kill the plush of an otter
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Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
I... I did it... I beat my procrastination... IN THE NAME OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!
Then may i be a roomba knight?
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
I... I did it... I beat my procrastination... IN THE NAME OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!
I CAN FINALLY CLIMB THE RANKS AND ACHIEVE PEAK CULINARY EXPERTISE! CLAY ARTISAN, PLEASE!!!
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
I... I did it... I beat my procrastination... IN THE NAME OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!
I CAN FINALLY CLIMB THE RANKS AND ACHIEVE PEAK CULINARY EXPERTISE! CLAY ARTISAN, PLEASE!!!
Or should I just apply for the High Cultist position... My momma always wanted me to become a high cultist... hmmm...
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Wait why are the same two people taking different positions, this is confusing /jk
Nope, Gonzalo is the ruler of the feline empire
I am the leader of the feline army
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Wait why are the same two people taking different positions, this is confusing /jk
Nope, Gonzalo is the ruler of the feline empire
I am the leader of the feline army
And we are the same
We are all the singularity of the Great Feline Empire
I am not the ruler tho lol
Gonzalo2 is I'm his assistant, Gonzalo3. Gonzalo4 is just a lazy bum. Gonzalo5 is new, and doesn't have a job yet.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Wait why are the same two people taking different positions, this is confusing /jk
Nope, Gonzalo is the ruler of the feline empire
I am the leader of the feline army
And we are the same
We are all the singularity of the Great Feline Empire
I am not the ruler tho lol
Gonzalo2 is I'm his assistant, Gonzalo3. Gonzalo4 is just a lazy bum. Gonzalo5 is new, and doesn't have a job yet.
ARG
I summon Gonzalo2, i want to talk
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Wait why are the same two people taking different positions, this is confusing /jk
Nope, Gonzalo is the ruler of the feline empire
I am the leader of the feline army
And we are the same
We are all the singularity of the Great Feline Empire
I am not the ruler tho lol
Gonzalo2 is I'm his assistant, Gonzalo3. Gonzalo4 is just a lazy bum. Gonzalo5 is new, and doesn't have a job yet.
ARG
I summon Gonzalo2, i want to talk
Ughhhh he's busy
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Wait why are the same two people taking different positions, this is confusing /jk
Nope, Gonzalo is the ruler of the feline empire
I am the leader of the feline army
And we are the same
We are all the singularity of the Great Feline Empire
I am not the ruler tho lol
Gonzalo2 is I'm his assistant, Gonzalo3. Gonzalo4 is just a lazy bum. Gonzalo5 is new, and doesn't have a job yet.
ARG
I summon Gonzalo2, i want to talk
Ughhhh he's busy
NOW
I AM THE LEADER OF THE FELINE ARMY. I WILL NOT BE IGNORED
*you dont have to swich accs*
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Wait why are the same two people taking different positions, this is confusing /jk
Nope, Gonzalo is the ruler of the feline empire
I am the leader of the feline army
And we are the same
We are all the singularity of the Great Feline Empire
I am not the ruler tho lol
Gonzalo2 is I'm his assistant, Gonzalo3. Gonzalo4 is just a lazy bum. Gonzalo5 is new, and doesn't have a job yet.
ARG
I summon Gonzalo2, i want to talk
Ughhhh he's busy
NOW
I AM THE LEADER OF THE FELINE ARMY. I WILL NOT BE IGNORED
*you dont have to swich accs*
ugghhh what is it why are you shouting wats going on
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Wait why are the same two people taking different positions, this is confusing /jk
Nope, Gonzalo is the ruler of the feline empire
I am the leader of the feline army
And we are the same
We are all the singularity of the Great Feline Empire
I am not the ruler tho lol
Gonzalo2 is I'm his assistant, Gonzalo3. Gonzalo4 is just a lazy bum. Gonzalo5 is new, and doesn't have a job yet.
ARG
I summon Gonzalo2, i want to talk
Ughhhh he's busy
NOW
I AM THE LEADER OF THE FELINE ARMY. I WILL NOT BE IGNORED
*you dont have to swich accs*
ugghhh what is it why are you shouting wats going on
Why must you have so many assistants?
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
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Why wiuuld I be without Jeff's help? I don't think you understand. As a cultist of jeff, I am part of jeff. Saying that I wouldn't be able to have Jeff's help sin't a possibility, as I AM jeff now. All cultists are.So if I was to be without JEff's help, that would mean I cant go there, so you cant' trap me there in the first place lol.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
Then you can't kill the plush of an otter
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
May I be moved up in the ranks?
Also, I plan to make my character for this, as the most overpowered, just for this
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
gibber?
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Rahhhh my procrastination has kept me from doing retirement for so long, I really REALLY need to get to that
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
You want determination?
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
I... I did it... I beat my procrastination... IN THE NAME OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Then may i be a roomba knight?
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
I CAN FINALLY CLIMB THE RANKS AND ACHIEVE PEAK CULINARY EXPERTISE! CLAY ARTISAN, PLEASE!!!
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
Or should I just apply for the High Cultist position... My momma always wanted me to become a high cultist... hmmm...
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
Hmmmm... Alright, sure! Go murder-- I mean cleanse the world of heretics to Jeff!
Alright
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Wait why are the same two people taking different positions, this is confusing /jk
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Nope, Gonzalo is the ruler of the feline empire
I am the leader of the feline army
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
And we are the same
We are all the singularity of the Great Feline Empire
I am not the ruler tho lol
Gonzalo2 is I'm his assistant, Gonzalo3. Gonzalo4 is just a lazy bum. Gonzalo5 is new, and doesn't have a job yet.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
ARG
I summon Gonzalo2, i want to talk
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Ughhhh he's busy
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
NOW
I AM THE LEADER OF THE FELINE ARMY. I WILL NOT BE IGNORED
*you dont have to swich accs*
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Its me!
https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/154277410
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
ugghhh what is it why are you shouting wats going on
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Why must you have so many assistants?
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Trans Androgynous, Asexual, and Transfem
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen