Good point, he needs company as his presence would shred our minds if we visited his true form in the Far Realm.
My question is, what would be a fitting pet for Jeff?
I’ve been stewing it over in my head. We need something that he won’t eat, which means it has to be the opposite of clay. Here’s where it gets good: What is clay? A kind of sediment. What’s a sediment? It’s a rock. What’s a rock? Solid. What’s the opposite of solid? Liquid. What’s a liquid? Water. We need a water puppy for Jeff.
Genius! I shall begin summoning a CR 30 Water Elemental that is in the form of a water dog, then we need someone to send it to the Far Realm. Anyone here know how the interdimensional mail system works?
My buddies the mail man i am well versed.
You could say his pet is...
Dog water *badum tshhh*
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Good point, he needs company as his presence would shred our minds if we visited his true form in the Far Realm.
My question is, what would be a fitting pet for Jeff?
I’ve been stewing it over in my head. We need something that he won’t eat, which means it has to be the opposite of clay. Here’s where it gets good: What is clay? A kind of sediment. What’s a sediment? It’s a rock. What’s a rock? Solid. What’s the opposite of solid? Liquid. What’s a liquid? Water. We need a water puppy for Jeff.
Genius! I shall begin summoning a CR 30 Water Elemental that is in the form of a water dog, then we need someone to send it to the Far Realm. Anyone here know how the interdimensional mail system works?
My buddies the mail man i am well versed.
You could say his pet is...
Dog water *badum tshhh*
Punbelievable!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
(Hey guys I think it is fun playing Jeff enemy but I don't want to be rude and I am wondering if I should stop posting on this thread. I feel bad posting this question but I have to ask.)
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"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live. whispering wind. falling through sky. knowing i died. falling. dying... slowly......
(Hey guys I think it is fun playing Jeff enemy but I don't want to be rude and I am wondering if I should stop posting on this thread. I feel bad posting this question but I have to ask.)
*Don't worry, it's fine*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
I use magic to create a hypercubic (hypercube is a four dimensional cube, literally impossible in our normal geometry) out of clay, what does it taste like?
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I use magic to create a hypercubic (hypercube is a four dimensional cube, literally impossible in our normal geometry) out of clay, what does it taste like?
Jeff says it tastes like whatever his favorite type and shape of clay is. It isn't his favorite, but it replicates the flavor of his favorite. Kinda a win?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I use magic to create a hypercubic (hypercube is a four dimensional cube, literally impossible in our normal geometry) out of clay, what does it taste like?
Jeff says it tastes like whatever his favorite type and shape of clay is. It isn't his favorite, but it replicates the flavor of his favorite. Kinda a win?
No. Never. Not until we find his true favorite flavorshape. Not just some mere cheap imitation! *scoffs*
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I use magic to create a hypercubic (hypercube is a four dimensional cube, literally impossible in our normal geometry) out of clay, what does it taste like?
Jeff says it tastes like whatever his favorite type and shape of clay is. It isn't his favorite, but it replicates the flavor of his favorite. Kinda a win?
No. Never. Not until we find his true favorite flavorshape. Not just some mere cheap imitation! *scoffs*
Very well. Soon you shall find his favorite shape and flavor, and Jeff will be very happy because it will be very tasty. I believe in you, Clay Scavengers!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
You could say his pet is...
Dog water *badum tshhh*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
"Begone from our sight, people of the Arch!" He fires a ray at the noise (not attacking anyone, just a warning) then goes back to regular buisness.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Punbelievable!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(Hey guys I think it is fun playing Jeff enemy but I don't want to be rude and I am wondering if I should stop posting on this thread. I feel bad posting this question but I have to ask.)
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
*Don't worry, it's fine*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*boink*
Praise Jeff... Praise Jeff... Praise Jeff...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
PRAISE THE ALL MIGHTY JEFF
ima drago :3
OwO What's this? *notices your pfp* Very nice pfp my friend. 10/10
PM me the word tomato 🍅 PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! Please read my Extended Signature
JOIN MY THREADS ----> Quote Comment Thread | Furry Social Thread | Counting Thread | Suicide Support Thread
I love suffering with suicide :3
Didn't you grant wishes that were harmful to Jeff with no twist in Twist the Wish? You must prove your worth to join us.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Or join Jeff's eternal enemy...
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
*praise Jeff*
Jeff is asking for clay candy, he's got a bit of a sweet tooth right now. Any Clay Scavengers know the needed shape?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I give him several clay hyperbolic parabaloids in a tube
Very good, Roomba Knight!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*channels Roomba Arch-Cultist powers to revive the thread
Edit: then realizes that spell isn't available for warlocks*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Waaaaaa wait-I’m a roomba wizard!
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
We shall now rename every spell to have Roomba at the beginning.
I cast Roomba Eldritch Blast!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I use magic to create a hypercubic (hypercube is a four dimensional cube, literally impossible in our normal geometry) out of clay, what does it taste like?
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Jeff says it tastes like whatever his favorite type and shape of clay is. It isn't his favorite, but it replicates the flavor of his favorite. Kinda a win?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
No. Never. Not until we find his true favorite flavorshape. Not just some mere cheap imitation! *scoffs*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Very well. Soon you shall find his favorite shape and flavor, and Jeff will be very happy because it will be very tasty. I believe in you, Clay Scavengers!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I feed Jeff a prismatorhombated hecatonicosachoron, yet another impossible four dimensional shape. Look it up, it's wild.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire