Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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As an emissary from the SuperPriest of the Religionites, I demand an audience with Jeff himself in the name of GodDeity to peacefully discuss religion and perhaps an alliance!
Praise GodDeity, and Jeff as well.
But praise GodDeity slightly more, since there are more capital letters in his name
and because that’s how it works
and because GodDeity says so
and so does SuperPriest.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
JEFF does not take audiences!
A heretic!
PRAISE JEFF!
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
Nobody speaks with Jeff but I, and especially not someone who praises their own deities more then the one true Jeff!
Also, Jeff the Evil Roomba has more capital letters...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Oh shoot! You are correct!
Therefore by doing the math… 3>2=?
Hmmm
GodDeity doesn’t approve of these numbers, but they check out so I guess Jeff the Evil Roomba deserves more praise
Praise Jeff! and GodDeity too just slightly less.
I await that audience, considering that GodDeity may or may not be hoarding much Madagascar Deep-Lake Clay
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Ooh, Madagascar Deep-Lake Clay?
Hmmm, am I going to allow others besides I, the sole prophet of Jeff, to consult with him for a bribe?
*Becomes Mr Krabs* Of course I am!
Except, not really. Or maybe. We'll figure it out. Do you want to speak with Jeff directly or do you want me to transmit your messages to him?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
SuperPriest would like me to directly converse with him, but any communication is OK.
This isn’t a bribe, it’s a deal, an offering you could say.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Are... Are you sure you want to directly see him?
Either way I'm calling him rn, let's just hope he isn't busy doing... Whatever it is cosmic horror Roombas do when they're busy.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
WHAT IN THE NAME OF BOB PRAISE BOB IS GOING ON IN HERE?
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
Yes, I am sure
I have been imbibed with a ReligioniteSight Tincture, I can safely see the true forms of gods and other deities now.
I can wait.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Oh, Jeff is much more then just a deity, but if you insist...
*Mirror falls from the ceiling and lands in your hands* It's for you.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I SHALL ASK AGAIN, WHAT IN THE NAME OF BOB IS GOING ON IN HERE? PRAISE BOB
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
Purge! Purge! Purge!
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
PURGE
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
Purge!
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
Wait who are we purging?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Uhhhhh Bob Cult and that other cult
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
PURGE EVERYONE
muahahahhahahhaha
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
RUDE :(
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
The other cult doesn't have a thread sooo
If our cult wants to purge Bob then we'll do so, all in favor of purging the Bob Cult say aye
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
THOSE WHO SAY AYE WILL BE CURSED TO FOREVER ROAM THE LAND AS A SLICE OF BREAD
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO