O, great joy! To see Jeff the Evil Roomba continuing his evil reign in the hearts of men, not yet letting himself be forgotten and left to suffocate in the sands of time. Though 'twould be falsity to say that I feel no sorrow at this great cult's position on the second page of the great culina, where instead of food, the great Threads are created and cooked to perfection, seasoned and treated properly so as to be perfect for the consumption of the people. Ah, beautiful Kitchen, owned by the majestic Lord Adohand; how aromatic the smell of that place, ever busy and full of ideas!
PACO
WE ARE UNDER THREAT BY A COMEDICALLY POWERFUL NUKE, WE NEED ASSISTANCE
I HAVE RETURNED IN OUR TIME OF NEED AFTER SENSING IT. HOW CAN I HELP
O, great joy! To see Jeff the Evil Roomba continuing his evil reign in the hearts of men, not yet letting himself be forgotten and left to suffocate in the sands of time. Though 'twould be falsity to say that I feel no sorrow at this great cult's position on the second page of the great culina, where instead of food, the great Threads are created and cooked to perfection, seasoned and treated properly so as to be perfect for the consumption of the people. Ah, beautiful Kitchen, owned by the majestic Lord Adohand; how aromatic the smell of that place, ever busy and full of ideas!
PACO
WE ARE UNDER THREAT BY A COMEDICALLY POWERFUL NUKE, WE NEED ASSISTANCE
I HAVE RETURNED IN OUR TIME OF NEED AFTER SENSING IT. HOW CAN I HELP
DEPENDING ON HOW DANGEROUS THE NUKE IS WE MAY NEED TO FIND SOME WAY TO GET RID OF IT OR RENDER IT POWERLESS BUT WE'LL HAVE TO SEE
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
You make a good point, what if we all just put on some anti explosive gear
AHA! TO THE CONVENIENT ANTI-EXPLOSIVES STORE OVER YONDER!
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When you left this town, with your windows down And the wilderness inside Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass 'Til the road and sky align extended sig
You make a good point, what if we all just put on some anti explosive gear
AHA! TO THE CONVENIENT ANTI-EXPLOSIVES STORE OVER YONDER!
HUZZAH! I SURE AM GLAD THAT HAPPENED TO BE JUST OVER YONDER!
yeah that was like super convenient
While the others sneak off to the anti-explosives store, I distract the nuke with a beautiful rendition of 'Baby Shark'.
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When you left this town, with your windows down And the wilderness inside Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass 'Til the road and sky align extended sig
"Golly gee!" I exclaim. "It can't get lower than one!"
Putting on my floppy wizard hat, I do the Hokey Pokey in celebration.
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When you left this town, with your windows down And the wilderness inside Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass 'Til the road and sky align extended sig
*dies before the nuke can kill me because death by nuke is kinda painful*
*I mean you wouldn't really feel anything just see a big explosion*
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When you left this town, with your windows down And the wilderness inside Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass 'Til the road and sky align extended sig
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Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I HAVE RETURNED IN OUR TIME OF NEED AFTER SENSING IT. HOW CAN I HELP
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
Two post remaining
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
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2Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
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Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
You make a good point, what if we all just put on some anti explosive gear
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
DEPENDING ON HOW DANGEROUS THE NUKE IS WE MAY NEED TO FIND SOME WAY TO GET RID OF IT OR RENDER IT POWERLESS BUT WE'LL HAVE TO SEE
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
AHA! TO THE CONVENIENT ANTI-EXPLOSIVES STORE OVER YONDER!
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
HUZZAH! I SURE AM GLAD THAT HAPPENED TO BE JUST OVER YONDER!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Hurrah!
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
okok makes sense.
yeah that was like super convenient
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
While the others sneak off to the anti-explosives store, I distract the nuke with a beautiful rendition of 'Baby Shark'.
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
I will cast eldritch blast but in a sphere to confuse the nuke!
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
One post remaining.
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
*dies before the nuke can kill me because death by nuke is kinda painful*
*freaking dies*
owch
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
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Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Oh ok then
*freaking dies*
owch
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
"Golly gee!" I exclaim. "It can't get lower than one!"
Putting on my floppy wizard hat, I do the Hokey Pokey in celebration.
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
*I mean you wouldn't really feel anything just see a big explosion*
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
*Vaporizes*
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…