Brøther, I cräve not the forbidden lämp which tempts us, for it is of a fälse light, but I instead cräve that light which came døwn to deliver us and which ätoned for these øur sins, brøther.
yes! good idea! also was the sodium cult deleted or smth?
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Brøther, I cräve not the forbidden lämp which tempts us, for it is of a fälse light, but I instead cräve that light which came døwn to deliver us and which ätoned for these øur sins, brøther.
We shall use the same strategy we used with the previous anti-jeff cult-- just don't post there until it dies. We shall be victorious!
but you are a Roomba High Cultist!
Uh, no I'm not. And druid_girl isn't the Arch Cultist, either. You can't just say people are a rank without them asking to be that rank, and I've never even posted on that thread.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
YEAAAAHHHHH JEFFLOCK! Though we shouldn't praise him Druid_Girl. we only praise Jeff. we should not praise someone Jeff gave a fraction of his power to, we should only praise Jeff. Praise Jeff!
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
My friends I must take my leave, not of my own volition. I will allow someone to step in and take my place if you feel the need for a replacement. I don't know how long I'll be gone, but I wish you all the best luck in finding clay for Jeff and praising Jeff. And now, I will say, one last time (for now), PRAISE JEFF!!
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Brøther, I cräve not the forbidden lämp which tempts us, for it is of a fälse light, but I instead cräve that light which came døwn to deliver us and which ätoned for these øur sins, brøther.
Goodbye! Let the blessing of Jeff go with you. Praise Jeff!
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Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
As Paco is inactive (we shall await his return eagerly), I'm going to open a position for a new Roomba High Cultist (not to take his place, and the new one won't be kicked out when Paco returns. In the end there will be three). The requirements to apply are:
1. You must have already been in the cult before I posted this.
2. You must be willing to serve Jeff proudly as one of his High Cultist's, and follow any commands he wishes.
3. Uh, no third requirement. I just felt like there being three for some reason. But I will say that this isn't first come first serve, I'll pick whoever I feel is the most dedicated to Jeff that wishes to apply.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
Jefflock the Evil Roomba Cult
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
uhoh sounds like a rivalry...
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Brøther, I cräve not the forbidden lämp which tempts us, for it is of a fälse light, but I instead cräve that light which came døwn to deliver us and which ätoned for these øur sins, brøther.
We shall use the same strategy we used with the previous anti-jeff cult-- just don't post there until it dies. We shall be victorious!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
but you are a Roomba High Cultist!
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
yes! good idea! also was the sodium cult deleted or smth?
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Brøther, I cräve not the forbidden lämp which tempts us, for it is of a fälse light, but I instead cräve that light which came døwn to deliver us and which ätoned for these øur sins, brøther.
Paco do you want the other Roomba High Cultist spot?
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Uh, no I'm not. And druid_girl isn't the Arch Cultist, either. You can't just say people are a rank without them asking to be that rank, and I've never even posted on that thread.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I guess so.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
fine...
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*boink*
When I have time, I'll add a link for the Jeff Warlock to the OP (and every other upcoming homebrew) Not rn, tho.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
True.
Praise Jeff!
*boink*
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
Praise Jeff indeed!
*Double boink*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Jeeeefffffff
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
My friends I must take my leave, not of my own volition. I will allow someone to step in and take my place if you feel the need for a replacement. I don't know how long I'll be gone, but I wish you all the best luck in finding clay for Jeff and praising Jeff. And now, I will say, one last time (for now), PRAISE JEFF!!
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Brøther, I cräve not the forbidden lämp which tempts us, for it is of a fälse light, but I instead cräve that light which came døwn to deliver us and which ätoned for these øur sins, brøther.
Goodbye! Let the blessing of Jeff go with you. Praise Jeff!
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
*salutes*
Farewell, Roomba High Cultist. I wish you luck on your journey.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Farewell Paco, great praiser of Jeff!
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*boink*
As Paco is inactive (we shall await his return eagerly), I'm going to open a position for a new Roomba High Cultist (not to take his place, and the new one won't be kicked out when Paco returns. In the end there will be three). The requirements to apply are:
1. You must have already been in the cult before I posted this.
2. You must be willing to serve Jeff proudly as one of his High Cultist's, and follow any commands he wishes.
3. Uh, no third requirement. I just felt like there being three for some reason. But I will say that this isn't first come first serve, I'll pick whoever I feel is the most dedicated to Jeff that wishes to apply.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*boinkity boink boink*
PRAISE JEFF!!!!!
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
*dang so yall have a cult for a roomba…dnd people are interesting lol*
*I’ll join, why not.*
*should I make a character or do we just talk?*
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)