*dang so yall have a cult for a roomba…dnd people are interesting lol*
*I’ll join, why not.*
*should I make a character or do we just talk?*
Nope. It’s not a roleplay thread, which also means you don’t have to use asterisks.
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
*dang so yall have a cult for a roomba…dnd people are interesting lol*
*I’ll join, why not.*
*should I make a character or do we just talk?*
Hello, welcome to the Cult of Jeff the Evil Roomba! D&D people are very interesting. Also sometimes quite insane, unlike Gibber, who is the very sane-ist Arch Cultist ;P. Read the 1st post for more info on this marvelous cult!
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Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
As Paco is inactive (we shall await his return eagerly), I'm going to open a position for a new Roomba High Cultist (not to take his place, and the new one won't be kicked out when Paco returns. In the end there will be three). The requirements to apply are:
1. You must have already been in the cult before I posted this.
2. You must be willing to serve Jeff proudly as one of his High Cultist's, and follow any commands he wishes.
3. Uh, no third requirement. I just felt like there being three for some reason. But I will say that this isn't first come first serve, I'll pick whoever I feel is the most dedicated to Jeff that wishes to apply.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
I don’t think I can promote you, because you want to be a high cultist and I’m a high cultist. So we must await Archpriest Gibber.
Praise Jeff!
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Welcome, praiser of Jeff! Here we praise the almighty Jeff the Evil Roomba. Bow before Jeff! You can rp here, if you like.
Rules:
No mean or offensive comments.
Jeff is fine with you being in other cults as well, unless if they are sworn enemies of the cult. (As of now we have none)
No need to get into big heated arguments. If such a situation arises take it to PM's.
I know it says 'so and so rank is this level' in the ranks, but making a character sheet is not mandatory at all. This is just for if combat arises and you want to make a character sheet for it.
Jeff the Evil Roomba was made by Element Animation.
Ranks (to be admitted to a rank besides Roomba Cultist you must be promoted by one that is higher rank then you):
Jeff the Evil Roomba (1): Jeff the Evil Roomba
The one we praise. Praise Jeff!
Roomba Arch-Cultist (1): TheMadGibber
The creator and leader of the cult. Takes orders directly from Jeff. Uses Level 20 Jeff Warlock Subclass on character sheet.
Roomba High Cultists (2): Paco1150, Bananer28046
The secondary leaders of the cult. Run the cult when the Arch Cultist is unavailable. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Roomba Knights (3): bls11, EJODM18604, Gradius2
The warriors of the cult. Unparalleled in battle prowess (obviously besides Jeff). They direct the troops in war. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Clay Artisan (1): Carsorino
The head of clay-scavenging operations. Essentially the master chef of the cult. Use Level 14 on character sheet.
Scavenge clay for Lord Jeff to consume. Can mold clay into different shapes, which gives different flavors. Jeff's favorite flavor has yet to be found. Use Level 10 on character sheet.
Standard recruits to Jeff's cause. Jobs range in variety from performing in rituals to cleaning the floors to become closer to Jeff the Evil Roomba. Use Level 5 on character sheet.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Yeah, you can apply since you meet all of the requirements.
I'll see if anyone else applies within the next 24 hours, if nobody applies you'll win by default. Otherwise, I'll pick whoever is the most dedicated to Jeff to get the position.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Hello again. Has it only been a week? Man. I was just checking in. I might just check in weekly now. But this... how? How could you only have added one new page since I've been gone? Nevertheless, continue in your great work. I will always be here (or in the far realm) supporting this cult. Because I am a member of the cult.
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Hey hey hey. I'm not on much. I wouldn't call myself an OG, but I was here when the OGs were. Basically a relic of the past by this point, I doubt anyone remembers me, except a few people. I Treaded the Threads a bit too much and went missing for almost 2 years, and popped in only occasionally. This might be dead, but HAIL JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!!!
Nope. It’s not a roleplay thread, which also means you don’t have to use asterisks.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
Welcome!
Not roleplay. We've done it a couple of times but mainly as a joke.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Hello, welcome to the Cult of Jeff the Evil Roomba! D&D people are very interesting. Also sometimes quite insane, unlike Gibber, who is the very sane-ist Arch Cultist ;P. Read the 1st post for more info on this marvelous cult!
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
So how long has this been around?
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
Jeff was introduced to ddb on Jan 17 this year. His cult was made 10 days later.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Ah, how fun
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
Praise Jeff!
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
Praise Jeff indeed! I'm gonna boink the notice for the High Cultist position.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Can I apply for the position of High Cultist?
Praise Jeff!
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
I don’t think I can promote you, because you want to be a high cultist and I’m a high cultist. So we must await Archpriest Gibber.
Praise Jeff!
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
Which is better to worship? Roomba or blobfish man?
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
ROOMBA!
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
Roomba.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
But… look at bold text
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
Yeah, you can apply since you meet all of the requirements.
I'll see if anyone else applies within the next 24 hours, if nobody applies you'll win by default. Otherwise, I'll pick whoever is the most dedicated to Jeff to get the position.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(fades in) yo (fades away)
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
Hello again. Has it only been a week? Man. I was just checking in. I might just check in weekly now. But this... how? How could you only have added one new page since I've been gone? Nevertheless, continue in your great work. I will always be here (or in the far realm) supporting this cult. Because I am a member of the cult.
Hey hey hey. I'm not on much. I wouldn't call myself an OG, but I was here when the OGs were. Basically a relic of the past by this point, I doubt anyone remembers me, except a few people. I Treaded the Threads a bit too much and went missing for almost 2 years, and popped in only occasionally. This might be dead, but HAIL JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!!!
And in the words of the Immortal Yak: "Pluh".
(fades in and out again) yoy
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
.
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
..
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......