Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult

#6091 Sep 17, 2026
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May i be promoted oh arch cultist gibber

I think he might be waiting as you're still relatively new. Being the most recent addition the the ranks of Jeff. Praise Jeff!

That and all the ranks are full lol, I STILL need to make new ones...

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1. Roomba champion X1 Head of Jeffian Military, main representative when it comes to forum duels. Level 20 on a character sheet. (Which have been occurring in more frequency it seems). Responsible for upholding honor of the cult while referring directly to the Arch-Cultist.

Roomba Elder (5X) Roomba Cultists that are currently active and have been in the ranks of Jeff for over a year, act as a source of Jeff's wisdom for newer recruits. Level 7 on a character sheet.

Roomba Recruiter (X1) The main recruiter for the cult that spreads the word of Jeff through the forums and beyond. Level 10 on character sheet.

I like it...

Although Roomba Recruiter is probably a no as I don't want anyone to actually go around and say "join our cult pleaaaasseeeee join our cult". The other two I'll add!

Also iirc Sturgeon proposed both the Roomba Judge and the Roomba High Adjucator. I'll probably add those too.

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May i be promoted oh arch cultist gibber

I think he might be waiting as you're still relatively new. Being the most recent addition the the ranks of Jeff. Praise Jeff!

That and all the ranks are full lol, I STILL need to make new ones...

As a suggestion you could add:

1. Roomba champion X1 Head of Jeffian Military, main representative when it comes to forum duels. Level 20 on a character sheet. (Which have been occurring in more frequency it seems). Responsible for upholding honor of the cult while referring directly to the Arch-Cultist.

Roomba Elder (5X) Roomba Cultists that are currently active and have been in the ranks of Jeff for over a year, act as a source of Jeff's wisdom for newer recruits. Level 7 on a character sheet.

Roomba Recruiter (X1) The main recruiter for the cult that spreads the word of Jeff through the forums and beyond. Level 10 on character sheet.

I like it...

Although Roomba Recruiter is probably a no as I don't want anyone to actually go around and say "join our cult pleaaaasseeeee join our cult". The other two I'll add!

Also iirc Sturgeon proposed both the Roomba Judge and the Roomba High Adjucator. I'll probably add those too.

Ohhh those are good options. We could also have

4. Jeffian Scribe. (X1) The primary historian of Jeff. Collect's cults achievements for their historical importance, while updating and translating ancient Jeffian texts. Level 7 on a character sheet.

5. Roomba soldier. (However many people left that are active) The basic infantry in Jeff's army, split among the command of the Roomba knights. A place of all worshipers of Jeff with even the slightest combat skill. Level 5 on a character sheet.

6. Roomba praiser/tout. The player who praises Jeff more than any other. Who shows the rest of the members how Jeff deserves to be praised.

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Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
#6093 Sep 17, 2026
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May i be promoted oh arch cultist gibber

I think he might be waiting as you're still relatively new. Being the most recent addition the the ranks of Jeff. Praise Jeff!

That and all the ranks are full lol, I STILL need to make new ones...

As a suggestion you could add:

1. Roomba champion X1 Head of Jeffian Military, main representative when it comes to forum duels. Level 20 on a character sheet. (Which have been occurring in more frequency it seems). Responsible for upholding honor of the cult while referring directly to the Arch-Cultist.

Roomba Elder (5X) Roomba Cultists that are currently active and have been in the ranks of Jeff for over a year, act as a source of Jeff's wisdom for newer recruits. Level 7 on a character sheet.

Roomba Recruiter (X1) The main recruiter for the cult that spreads the word of Jeff through the forums and beyond. Level 10 on character sheet.

I like it...

Although Roomba Recruiter is probably a no as I don't want anyone to actually go around and say "join our cult pleaaaasseeeee join our cult". The other two I'll add!

Also iirc Sturgeon proposed both the Roomba Judge and the Roomba High Adjucator. I'll probably add those too.

Ohhh those are good options. We could also have

4. Jeffian Scribe. (X1) The primary historian of Jeff. Collect's cults achievements for their historical importance, while updating and translating ancient Jeffian texts. Level 7 on a character sheet.

5. Roomba soldier. (However many people left that are active) The basic infantry in Jeff's army, split among the command of the Roomba knights. A place of all worshipers of Jeff with even the slightest combat skill. Level 5 on a character sheet.

6. Roomba praiser/tout. The player who praises Jeff more than any other. Who shows the rest of the members how Jeff deserves to be praised.

Roomba spy - hide in others cults while pretending to be romba knights (level 16 on character sheets)

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May i be promoted oh arch cultist gibber

I think he might be waiting as you're still relatively new. Being the most recent addition the the ranks of Jeff. Praise Jeff!

That and all the ranks are full lol, I STILL need to make new ones...

As a suggestion you could add:

1. Roomba champion X1 Head of Jeffian Military, main representative when it comes to forum duels. Level 20 on a character sheet. (Which have been occurring in more frequency it seems). Responsible for upholding honor of the cult while referring directly to the Arch-Cultist.

Roomba Elder (5X) Roomba Cultists that are currently active and have been in the ranks of Jeff for over a year, act as a source of Jeff's wisdom for newer recruits. Level 7 on a character sheet.

Roomba Recruiter (X1) The main recruiter for the cult that spreads the word of Jeff through the forums and beyond. Level 10 on character sheet.

I like it...

Although Roomba Recruiter is probably a no as I don't want anyone to actually go around and say "join our cult pleaaaasseeeee join our cult". The other two I'll add!

Also iirc Sturgeon proposed both the Roomba Judge and the Roomba High Adjucator. I'll probably add those too.

Ohhh those are good options. We could also have

4. Jeffian Scribe. (X1) The primary historian of Jeff. Collect's cults achievements for their historical importance, while updating and translating ancient Jeffian texts. Level 7 on a character sheet.

5. Roomba soldier. (However many people left that are active) The basic infantry in Jeff's army, split among the command of the Roomba knights. A place of all worshipers of Jeff with even the slightest combat skill. Level 5 on a character sheet.

6. Roomba praiser/tout. The player who praises Jeff more than any other. Who shows the rest of the members how Jeff deserves to be praised.

Roomba spy - hide in others cults while pretending to be romba knights (level 16 on character sheets)

I feel like it would be a bit strange to have a spy position. Especially having it be LV 16 which would be higher than the high-cultists themselves.

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Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.

Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
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