It is the only way to survive. The hallows of the thinned veil allowed The DragonClub to become stronger than ever before now weilding the shadows as living weapons
too true. with me as the planner and hopefully the rest getting on i can still decimate a massive piece of the horde
There's also the fact they barely have any structure and most of their followers are followers of Jeff so basically your looking at one too two people left in the horde if gibber sides with you
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opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser
and if Gibber doesnt there is going to be a LOT of trouble
well flower since the dragon cult is more established and has more members more than likely he will choose the guaranteed victory but its gibber so he could just flip
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser
i know that but i am just warning you that i am willing to start a bloodbath
so what either I side with the dragon cult or suffer?
Unfortunately, members like myself, Bananer, Flower, Awe, and Agate are both members of the Dragon Club and Jeff, so that is at least five members that won't side with the Geese if Jeff does.
I like wanton, unbiased destruction; however, the way the hydra goose cult does it is too unrefined. You must be methodical to the places you attack with unbiased destruction. You must think before attacking randomly. You must consider the dental costs nowadaysbefore offering free dental. Only that way, and that way alone, can they win.
Also, slightly concerned about how this is gonna end up; following the Death of the STC, Jeff currently has no enemies. I would prefer to remain out of messy wars that would tarnish reputation/attitudes toward other currently peaceful cults. For that reason, I propose the following petition on cult war policies:
In the occurrence of another non-allied or enemy cult attacking an allied cult, we will take action.
In the occurrence of an allied cult attacking another allied cult, be it through enmity, lack of respect, or use of derogatory terms directed at the opposing cults, we will not take action, unless, of course, Jeff decrees it to be so.
In either case we would attack the said cult, sentenced by Jeff, having no qualms whatsoever.
Signed, , of the Jeff Cult.
If you wish to agree/sign this petition, then simply copy it and insert your name in the blank.
For instance:
In the occurrence of another non-allied or enemy cult attacking an allied cult, we will take action.
In the occurrence of an allied cult attacking another allied cult, be it through enmity, lack of respect, or use of derogatory terms directed at the opposing cults, we will not take action, unless, of course, Jeff decrees it to be so.
In either case we would attack the said cult, sentenced by Jeff, having no qualms whatsoever.
i know that but i am just warning you that i am willing to start a bloodbath
so what either I side with the dragon cult or suffer?
Unfortunately, members like myself, Bananer, Flower, Awe, and Agate are both members of the Dragon Club and Jeff, so that is at least five members that won't side with the Geese if Jeff does.
whoa whoa whoa. i am not part of the Jeff cult. i more of sideline it
i know that but i am just warning you that i am willing to start a bloodbath
so what either I side with the dragon cult or suffer?
Unfortunately, members like myself, Bananer, Flower, Awe, and Agate are both members of the Dragon Club and Jeff, so that is at least five members that won't side with the Geese if Jeff does.
whoa whoa whoa. i am not part of the Jeff cult. i more of sideline it
i know that but i am just warning you that i am willing to start a bloodbath
so what either I side with the dragon cult or suffer?
Unfortunately, members like myself, Bananer, Flower, Awe, and Agate are both members of the Dragon Club and Jeff, so that is at least five members that won't side with the Geese if Jeff does.
whoa whoa whoa. i am not part of the Jeff cult. i more of sideline it
Oh, sorry. I thought you were. My bad.
I made the STC to try to destroy the Jeff cult and you think that i am PART of it?!
i know that but i am just warning you that i am willing to start a bloodbath
so what either I side with the dragon cult or suffer?
Unfortunately, members like myself, Bananer, Flower, Awe, and Agate are both members of the Dragon Club and Jeff, so that is at least five members that won't side with the Geese if Jeff does.
whoa whoa whoa. i am not part of the Jeff cult. i more of sideline it
Oh, sorry. I thought you were. My bad.
I made the STC to try to destroy the Jeff cult and you think that i am PART of it?!
Honestly, I could believe many people on this forum would form a cult to to go to war with another cult they are part of for the fun of it. Have you seen how you guys behave, it's total anarchy in The Off-Topic forum (not saying I'm not also crazy, but still).
I saw some posts on Dragon Club joking that I could cause chaos by attacking both sides and doing a 3-way war. And it is true I am a very chaotic eldritch horror...
WHICH IS WHY I'M DOING WHAT YOU DON'T EXPECT AND SIGNING THE PETITION PLATY MADE! *Mischievous laughter*
"In the occurrence of another non-allied or enemy cult attacking an allied cult, we will take action.
In the occurrence of an allied cult attacking another allied cult, be it through enmity, lack of respect, or use of derogatory terms directed at the opposing cults, we will not take action, unless, of course, Jeff decrees it to be so.
In either case we would attack the said cult, sentenced by Jeff, having no qualms whatsoever.
Signed,_TheMadGibber/Roomba Arch Cultist_ , of the Jeff Cult."
I'll attack the Goose Horde if they make any rude comments about Jeff and/or his cult, or if they further imply they're only allying with us for numbers and not because they understand the greatness of Jeff (PRAISE JEFF!!!!!). Either that or neutrality in this war.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
I saw some posts on Dragon Club joking that I could cause chaos by attacking both sides and doing a 3-way war. And it is true I am a very chaotic eldritch horror...
WHICH IS WHY I'M DOING WHAT YOU DON'T EXPECT AND SIGNING THE PETITION PLATY MADE! *Mischievous laughter*
"In the occurrence of another non-allied or enemy cult attacking an allied cult, we will take action.
In the occurrence of an allied cult attacking another allied cult, be it through enmity, lack of respect, or use of derogatory terms directed at the opposing cults, we will not take action, unless, of course, Jeff decrees it to be so.
In either case we would attack the said cult, sentenced by Jeff, having no qualms whatsoever.
Signed,_TheMadGibber/Roomba Arch Cultist_ , of the Jeff Cult."
I'll attack the Goose Horde if they make any rude comments about Jeff and/or his cult, or if they further imply they're only allying with us for numbers and not because they understand the greatness of Jeff (PRAISE JEFF!!!!!). Either that or neutrality in this war.
Yay! Now I don't have to worry about bein' a traitor!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I saw some posts on Dragon Club joking that I could cause chaos by attacking both sides and doing a 3-way war. And it is true I am a very chaotic eldritch horror...
WHICH IS WHY I'M DOING WHAT YOU DON'T EXPECT AND SIGNING THE PETITION PLATY MADE! *Mischievous laughter*
"In the occurrence of another non-allied or enemy cult attacking an allied cult, we will take action.
In the occurrence of an allied cult attacking another allied cult, be it through enmity, lack of respect, or use of derogatory terms directed at the opposing cults, we will not take action, unless, of course, Jeff decrees it to be so.
In either case we would attack the said cult, sentenced by Jeff, having no qualms whatsoever.
Signed,_TheMadGibber/Roomba Arch Cultist_ , of the Jeff Cult."
I'll attack the Goose Horde if they make any rude comments about Jeff and/or his cult, or if they further imply they're only allying with us for numbers and not because they understand the greatness of Jeff (PRAISE JEFF!!!!!). Either that or neutrality in this war.
Neutrality is probably best for now. i dont think that the Goose Horde has even responded to the first wave
I saw some posts on Dragon Club joking that I could cause chaos by attacking both sides and doing a 3-way war. And it is true I am a very chaotic eldritch horror...
WHICH IS WHY I'M DOING WHAT YOU DON'T EXPECT AND SIGNING THE PETITION PLATY MADE! *Mischievous laughter*
"In the occurrence of another non-allied or enemy cult attacking an allied cult, we will take action.
In the occurrence of an allied cult attacking another allied cult, be it through enmity, lack of respect, or use of derogatory terms directed at the opposing cults, we will not take action, unless, of course, Jeff decrees it to be so.
In either case we would attack the said cult, sentenced by Jeff, having no qualms whatsoever.
Signed,_TheMadGibber/Roomba Arch Cultist_ , of the Jeff Cult."
I'll attack the Goose Horde if they make any rude comments about Jeff and/or his cult, or if they further imply they're only allying with us for numbers and not because they understand the greatness of Jeff (PRAISE JEFF!!!!!). Either that or neutrality in this war.
Neutrality is probably best for now. i dont think that the Goose Horde has even responded to the first wave
Tough luck gibber you chose one of the 4 options I foresaw so yes I did expect this.
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opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser
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(I'm on the winning side honestly)
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser
It is the only way to survive. The hallows of the thinned veil allowed The DragonClub to become stronger than ever before now weilding the shadows as living weapons
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
man the goose horde should have waited a bit honestly
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser
too true. with me as the planner and hopefully the rest getting on i can still decimate a massive piece of the horde
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
There's also the fact they barely have any structure and most of their followers are followers of Jeff so basically your looking at one too two people left in the horde if gibber sides with you
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser
and if Gibber doesnt there is going to be a LOT of trouble
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
well flower since the dragon cult is more established and has more members more than likely he will choose the guaranteed victory but its gibber so he could just flip
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser
i know that but i am just warning you that i am willing to start a bloodbath
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
so what either I side with the dragon cult or suffer?
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser
uh... yeah. if you want to look at it that way
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
Unfortunately, members like myself, Bananer, Flower, Awe, and Agate are both members of the Dragon Club and Jeff, so that is at least five members that won't side with the Geese if Jeff does.
I like wanton, unbiased destruction; however, the way the hydra goose cult does it is too unrefined. You must be methodical to the places you attack with unbiased destruction. You must think before attacking randomly. You must consider the dental costs nowadays before offering free dental. Only that way, and that way alone, can they win.
Also, slightly concerned about how this is gonna end up; following the Death of the STC, Jeff currently has no enemies. I would prefer to remain out of messy wars that would tarnish reputation/attitudes toward other currently peaceful cults. For that reason, I propose the following petition on cult war policies:
If you wish to agree/sign this petition, then simply copy it and insert your name in the blank.
For instance:
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
whoa whoa whoa. i am not part of the Jeff cult. i more of sideline it
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
Oh, sorry. I thought you were. My bad.
I made the STC to try to destroy the Jeff cult and you think that i am PART of it?!
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
Honestly, I could believe many people on this forum would form a cult to to go to war with another cult they are part of for the fun of it. Have you seen how you guys behave, it's total anarchy in The Off-Topic forum (not saying I'm not also crazy, but still).
I saw some posts on Dragon Club joking that I could cause chaos by attacking both sides and doing a 3-way war. And it is true I am a very chaotic eldritch horror...
WHICH IS WHY I'M DOING WHAT YOU DON'T EXPECT AND SIGNING THE PETITION PLATY MADE! *Mischievous laughter*
"In the occurrence of another non-allied or enemy cult attacking an allied cult, we will take action.
In the occurrence of an allied cult attacking another allied cult, be it through enmity, lack of respect, or use of derogatory terms directed at the opposing cults, we will not take action, unless, of course, Jeff decrees it to be so.
In either case we would attack the said cult, sentenced by Jeff, having no qualms whatsoever.
Signed,_TheMadGibber/Roomba Arch Cultist_ , of the Jeff Cult."
I'll attack the Goose Horde if they make any rude comments about Jeff and/or his cult, or if they further imply they're only allying with us for numbers and not because they understand the greatness of Jeff (PRAISE JEFF!!!!!). Either that or neutrality in this war.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Yay! Now I don't have to worry about bein' a traitor!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Neutrality is probably best for now. i dont think that the Goose Horde has even responded to the first wave
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
Tough luck gibber you chose one of the 4 options I foresaw so yes I did expect this.
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser