Kingdoms and Crowns officially has more posts than the Cult of Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Neato. Good for them, I'm kinda scared to join now tho since I have no idea what's going on there lol
join us join us join us please the community is fun and there is a peace phase still in effect
Maybe, idk. Again, I've missed a lot.
You should totally join, and you might wanna consider allieing with the Merfolk. I hear they're really strong, and I think they're the richest...? Idk. But, you should definitely ally with them. You could be a theocracy and worship Jeff! But, just, whatever you do, don't ally with the vikings. I hear they're gonna try and murder everyone, even their allies.
Lies I will gut you for that besides I'm a man of honor
Kingdoms and Crowns officially has more posts than the Cult of Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Neato. Good for them, I'm kinda scared to join now tho since I have no idea what's going on there lol
join us join us join us please the community is fun and there is a peace phase still in effect
Maybe, idk. Again, I've missed a lot.
You should totally join, and you might wanna consider allieing with the Merfolk. I hear they're really strong, and I think they're the richest...? Idk. But, you should definitely ally with them. You could be a theocracy and worship Jeff! But, just, whatever you do, don't ally with the vikings. I hear they're gonna try and murder everyone, even their allies.
Lies
Says who?!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Kingdoms and Crowns officially has more posts than the Cult of Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Neato. Good for them, I'm kinda scared to join now tho since I have no idea what's going on there lol
join us join us join us please the community is fun and there is a peace phase still in effect
Maybe, idk. Again, I've missed a lot.
You should totally join, and you might wanna consider allieing with the Merfolk. I hear they're really strong, and I think they're the richest...? Idk. But, you should definitely ally with them. You could be a theocracy and worship Jeff! But, just, whatever you do, don't ally with the vikings. I hear they're gonna try and murder everyone, even their allies.
Lies
Says who?!
Says me and the fact that I have more allies than you
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
Kingdoms and Crowns officially has more posts than the Cult of Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Neato. Good for them, I'm kinda scared to join now tho since I have no idea what's going on there lol
join us join us join us please the community is fun and there is a peace phase still in effect
Maybe, idk. Again, I've missed a lot.
You should totally join, and you might wanna consider allieing with the Merfolk. I hear they're really strong, and I think they're the richest...? Idk. But, you should definitely ally with them. You could be a theocracy and worship Jeff! But, just, whatever you do, don't ally with the vikings. I hear they're gonna try and murder everyone, even their allies.
Lies
Says who?!
Says me and the fact that I have more allies than you
What does that have to do with anything?!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Kingdoms and Crowns officially has more posts than the Cult of Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Neato. Good for them, I'm kinda scared to join now tho since I have no idea what's going on there lol
join us join us join us please the community is fun and there is a peace phase still in effect
Maybe, idk. Again, I've missed a lot.
You should totally join, and you might wanna consider allieing with the Merfolk. I hear they're really strong, and I think they're the richest...? Idk. But, you should definitely ally with them. You could be a theocracy and worship Jeff! But, just, whatever you do, don't ally with the vikings. I hear they're gonna try and murder everyone, even their allies.
Lies
Says who?!
Says me and the fact that I have more allies than you
*Teleports in with a dramatic flair, interrupting a ritual in progress* “Hello, Jeffies. From what I had seen in the battle just the day before Yester, Jeff enjoys the sacrifice of clay in his name, and you lot enjoy it as a snack. Am I correct?”
*I can't tell if you typed that name with an I or an L but either way it's hilarious*
"Yes, we do! Although Jeff of course always gets to eat it first, and we only eat it on special occasions with his permission."
“Oh, wonderful. In that case, I have a few presents for you.” I snap my fingers, pulling out a golem totem and dropping it. In an instant, bits of clay rise and envelop the wooden pole, gaining limbs as it grows to twice my size. “As thanks for your assistance in the aforementioned battle, I give you a Clay Golem. It can generate a near endless amount of clay as long as it is removed sparingly and the totem remains unscathed.” As if to show, I grab a chunk and hurl it at you.
The Arch Cultist catches the clay and holds it up to the sky, causing it to disappear. "Jeff likes it! We are eternally grateful for this golem and it's aid in our goal to praise Jeff. Praise Jeff! We will prepare a gift in return, we just need a bit of time to prepare it." He turns to the cult. "Also, what shall we name it?"
“Oh name ‘em however you like. I don’t have one for him.”
*Teleports in with a dramatic flair, interrupting a ritual in progress* “Hello, Jeffies. From what I had seen in the battle just the day before Yester, Jeff enjoys the sacrifice of clay in his name, and you lot enjoy it as a snack. Am I correct?”
*I can't tell if you typed that name with an I or an L but either way it's hilarious*
"Yes, we do! Although Jeff of course always gets to eat it first, and we only eat it on special occasions with his permission."
“Oh, wonderful. In that case, I have a few presents for you.” I snap my fingers, pulling out a golem totem and dropping it. In an instant, bits of clay rise and envelop the wooden pole, gaining limbs as it grows to twice my size. “As thanks for your assistance in the aforementioned battle, I give you a Clay Golem. It can generate a near endless amount of clay as long as it is removed sparingly and the totem remains unscathed.” As if to show, I grab a chunk and hurl it at you.
The Arch Cultist catches the clay and holds it up to the sky, causing it to disappear. "Jeff likes it! We are eternally grateful for this golem and it's aid in our goal to praise Jeff. Praise Jeff! We will prepare a gift in return, we just need a bit of time to prepare it." He turns to the cult. "Also, what shall we name it?"
“Oh name ‘em however you like. I don’t have one for him.”
"Then I'll ask the Cult!" *Looks directly at the screen*
(Also if you want to join the preparations for the DSC's gift then lemme know and I'll add you to a PM)
*Teleports in with a dramatic flair, interrupting a ritual in progress* “Hello, Jeffies. From what I had seen in the battle just the day before Yester, Jeff enjoys the sacrifice of clay in his name, and you lot enjoy it as a snack. Am I correct?”
*I can't tell if you typed that name with an I or an L but either way it's hilarious*
"Yes, we do! Although Jeff of course always gets to eat it first, and we only eat it on special occasions with his permission."
“Oh, wonderful. In that case, I have a few presents for you.” I snap my fingers, pulling out a golem totem and dropping it. In an instant, bits of clay rise and envelop the wooden pole, gaining limbs as it grows to twice my size. “As thanks for your assistance in the aforementioned battle, I give you a Clay Golem. It can generate a near endless amount of clay as long as it is removed sparingly and the totem remains unscathed.” As if to show, I grab a chunk and hurl it at you.
The Arch Cultist catches the clay and holds it up to the sky, causing it to disappear. "Jeff likes it! We are eternally grateful for this golem and it's aid in our goal to praise Jeff. Praise Jeff! We will prepare a gift in return, we just need a bit of time to prepare it." He turns to the cult. "Also, what shall we name it?"
“Oh name ‘em however you like. I don’t have one for him.”
"Then I'll ask the Cult!" *Looks directly at the screen*
(Also if you want to join the preparations for the DSC's gift then lemme know and I'll add you to a PM)
Jeffenger
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*Teleports in with a dramatic flair, interrupting a ritual in progress* “Hello, Jeffies. From what I had seen in the battle just the day before Yester, Jeff enjoys the sacrifice of clay in his name, and you lot enjoy it as a snack. Am I correct?”
*I can't tell if you typed that name with an I or an L but either way it's hilarious*
"Yes, we do! Although Jeff of course always gets to eat it first, and we only eat it on special occasions with his permission."
“Oh, wonderful. In that case, I have a few presents for you.” I snap my fingers, pulling out a golem totem and dropping it. In an instant, bits of clay rise and envelop the wooden pole, gaining limbs as it grows to twice my size. “As thanks for your assistance in the aforementioned battle, I give you a Clay Golem. It can generate a near endless amount of clay as long as it is removed sparingly and the totem remains unscathed.” As if to show, I grab a chunk and hurl it at you.
The Arch Cultist catches the clay and holds it up to the sky, causing it to disappear. "Jeff likes it! We are eternally grateful for this golem and it's aid in our goal to praise Jeff. Praise Jeff! We will prepare a gift in return, we just need a bit of time to prepare it." He turns to the cult. "Also, what shall we name it?"
“Oh name ‘em however you like. I don’t have one for him.”
"Then I'll ask the Cult!" *Looks directly at the screen*
(Also if you want to join the preparations for the DSC's gift then lemme know and I'll add you to a PM)
Jeffenger
Mr. Pug
Stop looking at me like that! I like pugs!
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Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
*Teleports in with a dramatic flair, interrupting a ritual in progress* “Hello, Jeffies. From what I had seen in the battle just the day before Yester, Jeff enjoys the sacrifice of clay in his name, and you lot enjoy it as a snack. Am I correct?”
*I can't tell if you typed that name with an I or an L but either way it's hilarious*
"Yes, we do! Although Jeff of course always gets to eat it first, and we only eat it on special occasions with his permission."
“Oh, wonderful. In that case, I have a few presents for you.” I snap my fingers, pulling out a golem totem and dropping it. In an instant, bits of clay rise and envelop the wooden pole, gaining limbs as it grows to twice my size. “As thanks for your assistance in the aforementioned battle, I give you a Clay Golem. It can generate a near endless amount of clay as long as it is removed sparingly and the totem remains unscathed.” As if to show, I grab a chunk and hurl it at you.
The Arch Cultist catches the clay and holds it up to the sky, causing it to disappear. "Jeff likes it! We are eternally grateful for this golem and it's aid in our goal to praise Jeff. Praise Jeff! We will prepare a gift in return, we just need a bit of time to prepare it." He turns to the cult. "Also, what shall we name it?"
“Oh name ‘em however you like. I don’t have one for him.”
"Then I'll ask the Cult!" *Looks directly at the screen*
(Also if you want to join the preparations for the DSC's gift then lemme know and I'll add you to a PM)
*If you want to add me, I’d love to see what y’all are making*
*Teleports in with a dramatic flair, interrupting a ritual in progress* “Hello, Jeffies. From what I had seen in the battle just the day before Yester, Jeff enjoys the sacrifice of clay in his name, and you lot enjoy it as a snack. Am I correct?”
*I can't tell if you typed that name with an I or an L but either way it's hilarious*
"Yes, we do! Although Jeff of course always gets to eat it first, and we only eat it on special occasions with his permission."
“Oh, wonderful. In that case, I have a few presents for you.” I snap my fingers, pulling out a golem totem and dropping it. In an instant, bits of clay rise and envelop the wooden pole, gaining limbs as it grows to twice my size. “As thanks for your assistance in the aforementioned battle, I give you a Clay Golem. It can generate a near endless amount of clay as long as it is removed sparingly and the totem remains unscathed.” As if to show, I grab a chunk and hurl it at you.
The Arch Cultist catches the clay and holds it up to the sky, causing it to disappear. "Jeff likes it! We are eternally grateful for this golem and it's aid in our goal to praise Jeff. Praise Jeff! We will prepare a gift in return, we just need a bit of time to prepare it." He turns to the cult. "Also, what shall we name it?"
“Oh name ‘em however you like. I don’t have one for him.”
"Then I'll ask the Cult!" *Looks directly at the screen*
(Also if you want to join the preparations for the DSC's gift then lemme know and I'll add you to a PM)
*If you want to add me, I’d love to see what y’all are making*
*Teleports in with a dramatic flair, interrupting a ritual in progress* “Hello, Jeffies. From what I had seen in the battle just the day before Yester, Jeff enjoys the sacrifice of clay in his name, and you lot enjoy it as a snack. Am I correct?”
*I can't tell if you typed that name with an I or an L but either way it's hilarious*
"Yes, we do! Although Jeff of course always gets to eat it first, and we only eat it on special occasions with his permission."
“Oh, wonderful. In that case, I have a few presents for you.” I snap my fingers, pulling out a golem totem and dropping it. In an instant, bits of clay rise and envelop the wooden pole, gaining limbs as it grows to twice my size. “As thanks for your assistance in the aforementioned battle, I give you a Clay Golem. It can generate a near endless amount of clay as long as it is removed sparingly and the totem remains unscathed.” As if to show, I grab a chunk and hurl it at you.
The Arch Cultist catches the clay and holds it up to the sky, causing it to disappear. "Jeff likes it! We are eternally grateful for this golem and it's aid in our goal to praise Jeff. Praise Jeff! We will prepare a gift in return, we just need a bit of time to prepare it." He turns to the cult. "Also, what shall we name it?"
“Oh name ‘em however you like. I don’t have one for him.”
"Then I'll ask the Cult!" *Looks directly at the screen*
(Also if you want to join the preparations for the DSC's gift then lemme know and I'll add you to a PM)
*If you want to add me, I’d love to see what y’all are making*
*Teleports in with a dramatic flair, interrupting a ritual in progress* “Hello, Jeffies. From what I had seen in the battle just the day before Yester, Jeff enjoys the sacrifice of clay in his name, and you lot enjoy it as a snack. Am I correct?”
*I can't tell if you typed that name with an I or an L but either way it's hilarious*
"Yes, we do! Although Jeff of course always gets to eat it first, and we only eat it on special occasions with his permission."
“Oh, wonderful. In that case, I have a few presents for you.” I snap my fingers, pulling out a golem totem and dropping it. In an instant, bits of clay rise and envelop the wooden pole, gaining limbs as it grows to twice my size. “As thanks for your assistance in the aforementioned battle, I give you a Clay Golem. It can generate a near endless amount of clay as long as it is removed sparingly and the totem remains unscathed.” As if to show, I grab a chunk and hurl it at you.
The Arch Cultist catches the clay and holds it up to the sky, causing it to disappear. "Jeff likes it! We are eternally grateful for this golem and it's aid in our goal to praise Jeff. Praise Jeff! We will prepare a gift in return, we just need a bit of time to prepare it." He turns to the cult. "Also, what shall we name it?"
“Oh name ‘em however you like. I don’t have one for him.”
"Then I'll ask the Cult!" *Looks directly at the screen*
(Also if you want to join the preparations for the DSC's gift then lemme know and I'll add you to a PM)
*If you want to add me, I’d love to see what y’all are making*
*That'd ruin the surprise tho :)*
*you just offered to add me to the PM for it?*
*Just be patient, making fully imaginary creations takes time, effort and the proper materials*
Lies I will gut you for that besides I'm a man of honor
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
Says who?!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Says me and the fact that I have more allies than you
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
I think platy is chickening out
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
What does that have to do with anything?!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
It doesn't I just like taunting you
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
“Oh name ‘em however you like. I don’t have one for him.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
"Then I'll ask the Cult!" *Looks directly at the screen*
(Also if you want to join the preparations for the DSC's gift then lemme know and I'll add you to a PM)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Jeffenger
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
Mr. Pug
Stop looking at me like that! I like pugs!
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
*If you want to add me, I’d love to see what y’all are making*
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Why am I still Unaffiliated? The war is over!
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
*That'd ruin the surprise tho :)*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Mb, I forgor.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
K
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
*you just offered to add me to the PM for it?*
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
*Just be patient, making fully imaginary creations takes time, effort and the proper materials*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I might need help. Whenever I get near my crush my brain freezes, does anyone have tips on how to stop this?
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
I would suggest to practice what you want to say in front of a mirror
Check these out: My Imgur Page, My Deviant Art
Not how I work.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult