Welcome, praiser of Jeff! Here we praise the almighty Jeff the Evil Roomba. Bow before Jeff! You can rp here, if you like.
Rules:
No mean or offensive comments.
Jeff is fine with you being in other cults as well, unless if they are sworn enemies of the cult. (Our enemies are stated in the 'enemies' section.)
No need to get into big heated arguments. If such a situation arises take it to PM's.
I know it says 'so and so rank is this level' in the ranks, but making a character sheet is not mandatory at all. This is just for if combat arises and you want to make a character sheet for it.
Jeff the Evil Roomba's name came from Element Animation.
Ranks (to be admitted to a rank besides Roomba Cultist you must be promoted by one that is higher rank then you):
Jeff the Evil Roomba (1): Jeff the Evil Roomba
The one we praise. Praise Jeff!
Roomba Arch-Cultist (1): TheMadGibber
The creator and leader of the cult. Takes orders directly from Jeff. Uses Level 20 Jeff Warlock Subclass on character sheet.
Roomba High Cultists (4): Paco1150, Bananer28046, Druid_Girl31, AgateElk8337
The secondary leaders of the cult. Run the cult when the Arch Cultist is unavailable. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Roomba Knights (3): bls11, EJODM18604, Gradius2
The warriors of the cult. Unparalleled in battle prowess (obviously besides Jeff). They direct the troops in war. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Clay Artisan (1): Carsorino
The head of clay-scavenging operations. Essentially the master chef of the cult. Use Level 14 on character sheet.
Scavenge clay for Lord Jeff to consume. Can mold clay into different shapes, which gives different flavors. Jeff's favorite flavor has yet to be found. Use Level 10 on character sheet.
Standard recruits to Jeff's cause. Jobs range in variety from performing in rituals to cleaning the floors to become closer to Jeff the Evil Roomba. Use Level 5 on character sheet.
Retired: None, most likely because it was just announced.
Unfortunately now inactive Clay Scavengers and above, who haven't posted on this thread for more then 2 months. In the hopeful event they return, they can take their slot if it was empty or face the new person in a fight to the death (really just demotion to a Roomba Cultist, but death sounds cooler).
Alliances: DragonClub, Arch's Warlocks, Bagel Cult, Undertale cult, Church of the Platypus, Goose Horde, Dragon Slayer's Club, and by extension Shiver's Bard College (Bagel Cult alliance).
Dead Enemies: Sordida Cult. Holy Arch of Way Cult. Enemies of All Cults Cult, Skibidi Toilet Cult, Mulop/Great Beasts Cult
Alive Enemies: None :)
Praise Jeff!
Gibber. Disregarding any prior knoledge you know about me, tell me truthfully. Answer me. Are you a cat person or a dog person.
As I'm pretty sure I've said before, I'm a dog person but cats are cool too.
Platy. Don't be mean to the newbie. So, Dreami. You want to join? All you have to do is clean the entire of Roombaloft, and do al of me and Platy's menial chores for the entirety of existance. Okay?
*Pushes you two aside and sighs*
Yeah, you can join. *Walks into super secret gift making room and leaves a suggestion box for the clay golem's names*
I immediately drop in a suggestion, and then my swarm of platypodes also drop in a suggestion each:
Jeff MK II
Jeff 2
Jeff the second
Dinner
Minor Jeff
Jeffy
Jeffald
Jeff dos
Jeff de segundo
Jefff
The golem isn't necessarily Jeff reborn, though. Maybe Jefferson?
Platy. Don't be mean to the newbie. So, Dreami. You want to join? All you have to do is clean the entire of Roombaloft, and do al of me and Platy's menial chores for the entirety of existance. Okay?
*Pushes you two aside and sighs*
Yeah, you can join. *Walks into super secret gift making room and leaves a suggestion box for the clay golem's names*
I immediately drop in a suggestion, and then my swarm of platypodes also drop in a suggestion each:
Jeff MK II
Jeff 2
Jeff the second
Dinner
Minor Jeff
Jeffy
Jeffald
Jeff dos
Jeff de segundo
Jefff
The golem isn't necessarily Jeff reborn, though. Maybe Jefferson?
Platy. Don't be mean to the newbie. So, Dreami. You want to join? All you have to do is clean the entire of Roombaloft, and do al of me and Platy's menial chores for the entirety of existance. Okay?
*Pushes you two aside and sighs*
Yeah, you can join. *Walks into super secret gift making room and leaves a suggestion box for the clay golem's names*
I immediately drop in a suggestion, and then my swarm of platypodes also drop in a suggestion each:
Jeff MK II
Jeff 2
Jeff the second
Dinner
Minor Jeff
Jeffy
Jeffald
Jeff dos
Jeff de segundo
Jefff
The golem isn't necessarily Jeff reborn, though. Maybe Jefferson?
I say it should be Jeffles.
Oh, yeah. I was gonna say isn't that our nickname but I'm pretty sure it's with an I not an L so that might work.
Also, I had a funny idea and I want to prepare it in advance. But I'm gonna need someone that knows how to make alt accounts, I'll PM you when it's ready.
(If you see this post and don't know how, no you don't :))
Also, I had a funny idea and I want to prepare it in advance. But I'm gonna need someone that knows how to make alt accounts, I'll PM you when it's ready.
(If you see this post and don't know how, no you don't :))
Are you gonna make something where you have to guess whose alt is who? ie. Starts talking about goblins, so now you assume it is me.
Also, I had a funny idea and I want to prepare it in advance. But I'm gonna need someone that knows how to make alt accounts, I'll PM you when it's ready.
(If you see this post and don't know how, no you don't :))
Are you gonna make something where you have to guess whose alt is who? ie. Starts talking about goblins, so now you assume it is me.
Also, I had a funny idea and I want to prepare it in advance. But I'm gonna need someone that knows how to make alt accounts, I'll PM you when it's ready.
(If you see this post and don't know how, no you don't :))
Are you gonna make something where you have to guess whose alt is who? ie. Starts talking about goblins, so now you assume it is me.
Also, I had a funny idea and I want to prepare it in advance. But I'm gonna need someone that knows how to make alt accounts, I'll PM you when it's ready.
(If you see this post and don't know how, no you don't :))
Are you gonna make something where you have to guess whose alt is who? ie. Starts talking about goblins, so now you assume it is me.
No, but that'd be a funny idea lol.
*... WAIT THAT'S AMAZING*
*I'd do it but it'd be fairly obvious that it's either me or Goblin. Or maybe that's what the person wants you to think, and really it's Gonzalo. Or maybe that's what the person REALLY wants you to think, and it is Gibber of Goblin! Or maybe it's someone else who saw these posts and decided to do it. The mind games would be insane.*
As I'm pretty sure I've said before, I'm a dog person but cats are cool too.
Cool beans. I'll add it to the homebrew once it's done.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*works on gift for the DSC under comically large tarp*
The golem isn't necessarily Jeff reborn, though. Maybe Jefferson?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I say it should be Jeffles.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
I'm one of the moderators of CAMP HALF-BLOOD!
Oh, yeah. I was gonna say isn't that our nickname but I'm pretty sure it's with an I not an L so that might work.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Also, I had a funny idea and I want to prepare it in advance. But I'm gonna need someone that knows how to make alt accounts, I'll PM you when it's ready.
(If you see this post and don't know how, no you don't :))
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
This circle is now half of a heart!
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
Are you gonna make something where you have to guess whose alt is who? ie. Starts talking about goblins, so now you assume it is me.
a big brain ꁅꂦꌃ꒒ꀤꈤ
you could even say a Brobdingnagian brain ꁅꂦꌃ꒒ꀤꈤ
🫡😜
No, but that'd be a funny idea lol.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
May I request a higher position?
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
Wanna be a cynolock circle?
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread and Mechanicus thread
Around but not too active
*... WAIT THAT'S AMAZING*
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
I'm one of the moderators of CAMP HALF-BLOOD!
Well, Bill Cipher tells me not to.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
So no?
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread and Mechanicus thread
Around but not too active
Can I have a higher position?
Check these out: My Imgur Page, My Deviant Art
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH GIBBBERRRRRR...! The workers wnat a raise.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
I'm one of the moderators of CAMP HALF-BLOOD!
What positions would y'all hypothetically want? The slots are taken but I'll check real quick how long until the retirement policy kicks in.
Edit: Still like one month. Dang.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I am fine with whatever you give me if I even get a raise
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread and Mechanicus thread
Around but not too active
Gibber tge cultists are hungry for raises, and I am hungry for flesh.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
I'm one of the moderators of CAMP HALF-BLOOD!
*I'd do it but it'd be fairly obvious that it's either me or Goblin. Or maybe that's what the person wants you to think, and really it's Gonzalo. Or maybe that's what the person REALLY wants you to think, and it is Gibber of Goblin! Or maybe it's someone else who saw these posts and decided to do it. The mind games would be insane.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I'l give some people promotions in 1 more month when retirement arrives.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ