“Time?” The beholder looks up from their book. “I could help, too bad you’re superstitious.”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“No problem. How is the cake?” Her voice starts to… distort? No, that’s not the right word. It’s like there’s two of her talking at once, and one of them is really sick.
"It's good, thank you." She smiles and nods her head, despite eating none of it.
“Whats wrong? Do you not like it?”
"No no, it's my favorite cake in the whole wide world. But I am a little scared ma'am." She responded.
“Why is that?”
She shrugs "I don't know to be honest ma'am." She said.
“Time?” The beholder looks up from their book. “I could help, too bad you’re superstitious.”
“Superstition got nothin’ to do with it. I’ve never met a beholder I liked, ‘cept a few dead ones.”
“Sorry, not superstitious, racist. My wrong for mixing them up.”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“No problem. How is the cake?” Her voice starts to… distort? No, that’s not the right word. It’s like there’s two of her talking at once, and one of them is really sick.
"It's good, thank you." She smiles and nods her head, despite eating none of it.
“Whats wrong? Do you not like it?”
"No no, it's my favorite cake in the whole wide world. But I am a little scared ma'am." She responded.
“Why is that?”
She shrugs "I don't know to be honest ma'am." She said.
“Then I don’t see any reason that you should be scared. Go on, relax. Nothing is going to hurt you.” Aunt pleasant snarls.
“Time?” The beholder looks up from their book. “I could help, too bad you’re superstitious.”
“Superstition got nothin’ to do with it. I’ve never met a beholder I liked, ‘cept a few dead ones.”
“Sorry, not superstitious, racist. My wrong for mixing them up.”
“Yer a monster, and a filthy moon-spawn at that.”
“Let me guess, you also think minotaurs, drow, yuan ti, goblinkin, kobolds and lizardfolk are monsters?”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“No problem. How is the cake?” Her voice starts to… distort? No, that’s not the right word. It’s like there’s two of her talking at once, and one of them is really sick.
"It's good, thank you." She smiles and nods her head, despite eating none of it.
“Whats wrong? Do you not like it?”
"No no, it's my favorite cake in the whole wide world. But I am a little scared ma'am." She responded.
“Why is that?”
She shrugs "I don't know to be honest ma'am." She said.
“Then I don’t see any reason that you should be scared. Go on, relax. Nothing is going to hurt you.” Aunt pleasant snarls.
“No problem. How is the cake?” Her voice starts to… distort? No, that’s not the right word. It’s like there’s two of her talking at once, and one of them is really sick.
"It's good, thank you." She smiles and nods her head, despite eating none of it.
“Whats wrong? Do you not like it?”
"No no, it's my favorite cake in the whole wide world. But I am a little scared ma'am." She responded.
“Why is that?”
She shrugs "I don't know to be honest ma'am." She said.
“Then I don’t see any reason that you should be scared. Go on, relax. Nothing is going to hurt you.” Aunt pleasant snarls.
Luci shrinks a bit backward again.
“WHAT IS WRONG? I HAVE OFFERED YOU SO MUCH YET YOU ARE BEING A DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE RAT AND REFUSING EVERYTHING.” She scrapes against the table with her claws.
“WHAT IS WRONG? I HAVE OFFERED YOU SO MUCH YET YOU ARE BEING A DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE RAT AND REFUSING EVERYTHING.” She scrapes against the table with her claws.
Luci's eyes widen and she screams, gripping her stuffed animal closer to her. She runs out of the cabin. (If you want the Hag to attack her, that's fine with me :])
“WHAT IS WRONG? I HAVE OFFERED YOU SO MUCH YET YOU ARE BEING A DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE RAT AND REFUSING EVERYTHING.” She scrapes against the table with her claws.
Luci's eyes widen and she screams, gripping her stuffed animal closer to her. She runs out of the cabin. (If you want the Hag to attack her, that's fine with me :])
They both hear the Captain grumbling to himself. The walls begin to creak and shake. This one is special, girl.
It takes a moment for Luci to realize that he's talking to the hag.
“WHAT IS WRONG? I HAVE OFFERED YOU SO MUCH YET YOU ARE BEING A DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE RAT AND REFUSING EVERYTHING.” She scrapes against the table with her claws.
Luci's eyes widen and she screams, gripping her stuffed animal closer to her. She runs out of the cabin. (If you want the Hag to attack her, that's fine with me :])
They both hear the Captain grumbling to himself. The walls begin to creak and shake. This one is special, girl.
It takes a moment for Luci to realize that he's talking to the hag.
Luci looks around and buries her face into the stuffed animal. "I don't like it..."
A growl from the Captain. A door opens in a nearby wall, and bright light beams out. I told you not to wander around without me. Back to the surface, please.
“Time?” The beholder looks up from their book. “I could help, too bad you’re superstitious.”
“Superstition got nothin’ to do with it. I’ve never met a beholder I liked, ‘cept a few dead ones.”
“Sorry, not superstitious, racist. My wrong for mixing them up.”
“Yer a monster, and a filthy moon-spawn at that.”
“Let me guess, you also think minotaurs, drow, yuan ti, goblinkin, kobolds and lizardfolk are monsters?”
“Not a clue what a “drow” or “goblinkin” is, but I’ve met many honorable minotaurs and kobolds.”
“Whatever. Relationships like ours thrive off of mutual distrust, to quote someone from the future.”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Time?” The beholder looks up from their book. “I could help, too bad you’re superstitious.”
“Superstition got nothin’ to do with it. I’ve never met a beholder I liked, ‘cept a few dead ones.”
“Sorry, not superstitious, racist. My wrong for mixing them up.”
“Yer a monster, and a filthy moon-spawn at that.”
“Let me guess, you also think minotaurs, drow, yuan ti, goblinkin, kobolds and lizardfolk are monsters?”
“Not a clue what a “drow” or “goblinkin” is, but I’ve met many honorable minotaurs and kobolds.”
“Whatever. Relationships like ours thrive off of mutual distrust, to quote someone from the future.”
A grin. “You’re just trying to get under my skin. You’ve never met me. Perhaps the ruse would fool others, but not High Admiral Cairn.”
“I have met you, but you haven’t met me. That’s how time travel works.”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Time?” The beholder looks up from their book. “I could help, too bad you’re superstitious.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
She shrugs "I don't know to be honest ma'am." She said.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
“Superstition got nothin’ to do with it. I’ve never met a beholder I liked, ‘cept a few dead ones.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"Oh dear.." She said and shifted from one foot to the other.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
“Sorry, not superstitious, racist. My wrong for mixing them up.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Then I don’t see any reason that you should be scared. Go on, relax. Nothing is going to hurt you.” Aunt pleasant snarls.
“Yer a monster, and a filthy moon-spawn at that.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
“Let me guess, you also think minotaurs, drow, yuan ti, goblinkin, kobolds and lizardfolk are monsters?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Luci shrinks a bit backward again.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
“WHAT IS WRONG? I HAVE OFFERED YOU SO MUCH YET YOU ARE BEING A DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE RAT AND REFUSING EVERYTHING.” She scrapes against the table with her claws.
“Not a clue what a “drow” or “goblinkin” is, but I’ve met many honorable minotaurs and kobolds.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Luci's eyes widen and she screams, gripping her stuffed animal closer to her. She runs out of the cabin. (If you want the Hag to attack her, that's fine with me :])
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
They both hear the Captain grumbling to himself. The walls begin to creak and shake. This one is special, girl.
It takes a moment for Luci to realize that he's talking to the hag.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
A growl from the Captain. A door opens in a nearby wall, and bright light beams out. I told you not to wander around without me. Back to the surface, please.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Luci is curled up in the hag's cabin, fear seeming to send her body into shock as she sits against the wall.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
“Whatever. Relationships like ours thrive off of mutual distrust, to quote someone from the future.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*WOW! I'm excited!! Always loved the Gut, I think I'll bring Daisy back soon*
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟
A grin. “You’re just trying to get under my skin. You’ve never met me. Perhaps the ruse would fool others, but not High Admiral Cairn.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
“I have met you, but you haven’t met me. That’s how time travel works.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Whatever ye say, pal. Care for a drink?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis