A tall plasmoid walks into the Whalebone Inn, stooping its head underneath the doorframe. It walks up to the bar and says the bartender, "Got any rooms?"
The eight-armed creature nods. He reaches under the counter, his handsome mask deforming against the bar as it does so. When he rises back up, he holds a small key. "Suite 13, my good sir." He holds it out with his long, long arms. "Comes with the voyage."
"Thank you." The plasmoid reaches an also noticeably long arm and grabs the key. "This sure is an interesting boat."
"It's the most technologically and magically advanced ship on this Mocking Earth, my good sir. I'm glad we've grasped your interest."
"Most technologically and magically? Dang. That would make sense according to the rumors I've heard about this place. Apparently there's a hug bottomless pit below decks filled with all sorts of random things."
"Not really a pit, more like a sprawling, constantly shifting complex. But that's a little secret, you see." He chuckles.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A tall plasmoid walks into the Whalebone Inn, stooping its head underneath the doorframe. It walks up to the bar and says the bartender, "Got any rooms?"
The eight-armed creature nods. He reaches under the counter, his handsome mask deforming against the bar as it does so. When he rises back up, he holds a small key. "Suite 13, my good sir." He holds it out with his long, long arms. "Comes with the voyage."
"Thank you." The plasmoid reaches an also noticeably long arm and grabs the key. "This sure is an interesting boat."
"It's the most technologically and magically advanced ship on this Mocking Earth, my good sir. I'm glad we've grasped your interest."
"Most technologically and magically? Dang. That would make sense according to the rumors I've heard about this place. Apparently there's a hug bottomless pit below decks filled with all sorts of random things."
"Not really a pit, more like a sprawling, constantly shifting complex. But that's a little secret, you see." He chuckles.
"Ah I see. Is there anything down there that stays or does all of it move?"
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I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
"Just grateful to be living. How about yourself?" The plasmoid takes a seat on a stool as he says this.
He grins, "Couldn't have put it better myself! I've got breath in my lungs, strength in my bones, and whiskey in my belly. Ain't life grand?"
"That it is. I'm Mikkel. What's your name?
“I’m Benji, Benji Brasswood.” He studies you, “Do you dance Mikkel? Do you swing?”
"I've seen other people swinging and I think I could if I tried, but considering my shape and the fact no one ever wants to dance with me I don't. I'm not grieved about it though."
“That’s what I was wondering. Your liquid form could give you some smooth movements, but dancing usually requires arms and legs. You could make a very interesting dancer and I’m sure I know a lady or two that would love to dance with a fellow like yourself.” He grins.
"Most technologically and magically? Dang. That would make sense according to the rumors I've heard about this place. Apparently there's a hug bottomless pit below decks filled with all sorts of random things."
"Not really a pit, more like a sprawling, constantly shifting complex. But that's a little secret, you see." He chuckles.
"Ah I see. Is there anything down there that stays or does all of it move?"
"It depends on how the Lords are feeling. Usually the Captain's room doesn't move, but I wouldn't know. I stay up here most of the time."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Most technologically and magically? Dang. That would make sense according to the rumors I've heard about this place. Apparently there's a hug bottomless pit below decks filled with all sorts of random things."
"Not really a pit, more like a sprawling, constantly shifting complex. But that's a little secret, you see." He chuckles.
"Ah I see. Is there anything down there that stays or does all of it move?"
"It depends on how the Lords are feeling. Usually the Captain's room doesn't move, but I wouldn't know. I stay up here most of the time."
“You know if there’s a library on this ship?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"Most technologically and magically? Dang. That would make sense according to the rumors I've heard about this place. Apparently there's a hug bottomless pit below decks filled with all sorts of random things."
"Not really a pit, more like a sprawling, constantly shifting complex. But that's a little secret, you see." He chuckles.
"Ah I see. Is there anything down there that stays or does all of it move?"
"It depends on how the Lords are feeling. Usually the Captain's room doesn't move, but I wouldn't know. I stay up here most of the time."
“You know if there’s a library on this ship?”
"Yes, actually. My brother runs it."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Most technologically and magically? Dang. That would make sense according to the rumors I've heard about this place. Apparently there's a hug bottomless pit below decks filled with all sorts of random things."
"Not really a pit, more like a sprawling, constantly shifting complex. But that's a little secret, you see." He chuckles.
"Ah I see. Is there anything down there that stays or does all of it move?"
"It depends on how the Lords are feeling. Usually the Captain's room doesn't move, but I wouldn't know. I stay up here most of the time."
"Interesting. Who are these Lords you speak of?"
“That’s what I was wondering. Your liquid form could give you some smooth movements, but dancing usually requires arms and legs. You could make a very interesting dancer and I’m sure I know a lady or two that would love to dance with a fellow like yourself.” He grins.
*fyi the plasmoid does have arms and legs.* "Oh really? Sounds like you have some special connections if you know someone that would want to dance with this gelatin body."
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I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
“That’s what I was wondering. Your liquid form could give you some smooth movements, but dancing usually requires arms and legs. You could make a very interesting dancer and I’m sure I know a lady or two that would love to dance with a fellow like yourself.” He grins.
*fyi the plasmoid does have arms and legs.* "Oh really? Sounds like you have some special connections if you know someone that would want to dance with this gelatin body."
“Oh I have connections alright. I know folks who would dance with an octopus given the chance. You ever want to give the jitterbug a try just swing by me and I can set you up.” He looks like he is about to pat you on the back but he thinks better of it and stops himself.
"Most technologically and magically? Dang. That would make sense according to the rumors I've heard about this place. Apparently there's a hug bottomless pit below decks filled with all sorts of random things."
"Not really a pit, more like a sprawling, constantly shifting complex. But that's a little secret, you see." He chuckles.
"Ah I see. Is there anything down there that stays or does all of it move?"
"It depends on how the Lords are feeling. Usually the Captain's room doesn't move, but I wouldn't know. I stay up here most of the time."
“You know if there’s a library on this ship?”
"Yes, actually. My brother runs it."
“Mind giving me directions?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
“That’s what I was wondering. Your liquid form could give you some smooth movements, but dancing usually requires arms and legs. You could make a very interesting dancer and I’m sure I know a lady or two that would love to dance with a fellow like yourself.” He grins.
*fyi the plasmoid does have arms and legs.* "Oh really? Sounds like you have some special connections if you know someone that would want to dance with this gelatin body."
“Oh I have connections alright. I know folks who would dance with an octopus given the chance. You ever want to give the jitterbug a try just swing by me and I can set you up.” He looks like he is about to pat you on the back but he thinks better of it and stops himself.
"I can't imagine who would want to dance with an octopus but I'll take your word for it. What's your line of business, if you don't mind me asking?
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I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
"Most technologically and magically? Dang. That would make sense according to the rumors I've heard about this place. Apparently there's a hug bottomless pit below decks filled with all sorts of random things."
"Not really a pit, more like a sprawling, constantly shifting complex. But that's a little secret, you see." He chuckles.
"Ah I see. Is there anything down there that stays or does all of it move?"
"It depends on how the Lords are feeling. Usually the Captain's room doesn't move, but I wouldn't know. I stay up here most of the time."
“You know if there’s a library on this ship?”
"Yes, actually. My brother runs it."
“Mind giving me directions?”
The bartender reaches back and grabs a napkin with a map on it. He draws a path to the library from the "You are here" text.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Most technologically and magically? Dang. That would make sense according to the rumors I've heard about this place. Apparently there's a hug bottomless pit below decks filled with all sorts of random things."
"Not really a pit, more like a sprawling, constantly shifting complex. But that's a little secret, you see." He chuckles.
"Ah I see. Is there anything down there that stays or does all of it move?"
"It depends on how the Lords are feeling. Usually the Captain's room doesn't move, but I wouldn't know. I stay up here most of the time."
"Interesting. Who are these Lords you speak of?"
"Oh, just some high-ranking crew members. The Captain, the Head Chef... there are a couple more, but they usually spend all their time deep below."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“That’s what I was wondering. Your liquid form could give you some smooth movements, but dancing usually requires arms and legs. You could make a very interesting dancer and I’m sure I know a lady or two that would love to dance with a fellow like yourself.” He grins.
*fyi the plasmoid does have arms and legs.* "Oh really? Sounds like you have some special connections if you know someone that would want to dance with this gelatin body."
“Oh I have connections alright. I know folks who would dance with an octopus given the chance. You ever want to give the jitterbug a try just swing by me and I can set you up.” He looks like he is about to pat you on the back but he thinks better of it and stops himself.
"I can't imagine who would want to dance with an octopus but I'll take your word for it. What's your line of business, if you don't mind me asking?
“Avoiding business,” He says with a grin, “I’m a dancer and a musician. I can lead a band and play quite a few instruments. I make music and movement my business.” He leans back in his chair, “What about you?”
"Most technologically and magically? Dang. That would make sense according to the rumors I've heard about this place. Apparently there's a hug bottomless pit below decks filled with all sorts of random things."
"Not really a pit, more like a sprawling, constantly shifting complex. But that's a little secret, you see." He chuckles.
"Ah I see. Is there anything down there that stays or does all of it move?"
"It depends on how the Lords are feeling. Usually the Captain's room doesn't move, but I wouldn't know. I stay up here most of the time."
“You know if there’s a library on this ship?”
"Yes, actually. My brother runs it."
“Mind giving me directions?”
The bartender reaches back and grabs a napkin with a map on it. He draws a path to the library from the "You are here" text.
He takes the map. “Gracias para tu ayuda.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"Oh, just some high-ranking crew members. The Captain, the Head Chef... there are a couple more, but they usually spend all their time deep below."
"I see. Interesting. I have one last question. Are passengers allowed underdecks?"
“Avoiding business,” He says with a grin, “I’m a dancer and a musician. I can lead a band and play quite a few instruments. I make music and movement my business.” He leans back in his chair, “What about you?”
"I'm in between jobs right now. I got marooned on this planet by my crew. Probably going to be a bounty hunter for a little while to scrape up some money. I can't say I like bounty hunters but I really don't have another choice right now."
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I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
"Oh, just some high-ranking crew members. The Captain, the Head Chef... there are a couple more, but they usually spend all their time deep below."
"I see. Interesting. I have one last question. Are passengers allowed underdecks?"
"Legally, the answer is no. Technically, no one will stop you so long as you don't enter one of the Lords' Domains. The Galley and the Challenger Decks in particular are not very safe for casual exploration."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Avoiding business,” He says with a grin, “I’m a dancer and a musician. I can lead a band and play quite a few instruments. I make music and movement my business.” He leans back in his chair, “What about you?”
"I'm in between jobs right now. I got marooned on this planet by my crew. Probably going to be a bounty hunter for a little while to scrape up some money. I can't say I like bounty hunters but I really don't have another choice right now."
“You’re from the stars? Well I’ll be. What’s it like up there? Do they have good music?”
*By the way, anyone who wants to spend time in the belowdecks can basically make up what they find. The ever-changing nature and incredible size of the Gut means you can and will find just about anything you want down there.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Not really a pit, more like a sprawling, constantly shifting complex. But that's a little secret, you see." He chuckles.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I need to get back into this tavern :[*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Ah I see. Is there anything down there that stays or does all of it move?"
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
“That’s what I was wondering. Your liquid form could give you some smooth movements, but dancing usually requires arms and legs. You could make a very interesting dancer and I’m sure I know a lady or two that would love to dance with a fellow like yourself.” He grins.
"It depends on how the Lords are feeling. Usually the Captain's room doesn't move, but I wouldn't know. I stay up here most of the time."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“You know if there’s a library on this ship?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Yes, actually. My brother runs it."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Interesting. Who are these Lords you speak of?"
*fyi the plasmoid does have arms and legs.* "Oh really? Sounds like you have some special connections if you know someone that would want to dance with this gelatin body."
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
“Oh I have connections alright. I know folks who would dance with an octopus given the chance. You ever want to give the jitterbug a try just swing by me and I can set you up.” He looks like he is about to pat you on the back but he thinks better of it and stops himself.
“Mind giving me directions?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I can't imagine who would want to dance with an octopus but I'll take your word for it. What's your line of business, if you don't mind me asking?
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
The bartender reaches back and grabs a napkin with a map on it. He draws a path to the library from the "You are here" text.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Oh, just some high-ranking crew members. The Captain, the Head Chef... there are a couple more, but they usually spend all their time deep below."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Avoiding business,” He says with a grin, “I’m a dancer and a musician. I can lead a band and play quite a few instruments. I make music and movement my business.” He leans back in his chair, “What about you?”
He takes the map. “Gracias para tu ayuda.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I see. Interesting. I have one last question. Are passengers allowed underdecks?"
"I'm in between jobs right now. I got marooned on this planet by my crew. Probably going to be a bounty hunter for a little while to scrape up some money. I can't say I like bounty hunters but I really don't have another choice right now."
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
"Legally, the answer is no. Technically, no one will stop you so long as you don't enter one of the Lords' Domains. The Galley and the Challenger Decks in particular are not very safe for casual exploration."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“You’re from the stars? Well I’ll be. What’s it like up there? Do they have good music?”
*By the way, anyone who wants to spend time in the belowdecks can basically make up what they find. The ever-changing nature and incredible size of the Gut means you can and will find just about anything you want down there.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Luci is exploring around, feeling her hands over certain things to figure out where she is.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]