The snail zooms over to the dorito bags. "Hey Flint? I was wondering... if maybe... you could uh... get the bag for me?" If snails could look embarrassed, this snail was definitely doing so.
"Not too long. I got here not more than half an hour ago. Had to hide most of the time because a lot of people don't take kindly to snails. Spreading disease or something like that. But in my opinion, you look more likely to spread disease than I," he says with a joking tone.
"Nice. I've been in a few of those. Not a bad place if you don't mind the smell. Or the trash. Us snails are very adaptable to our surroundings. Except for hot places. Hot places and salt are a big nono for us. But is there really an entrance to a sewer in the middle of a store?"
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'Because I told him where I lived'
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"Why do people above the sewers always react so harshly, it's not that bad."
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'No idea. Typical surface-dweller, am I right?'
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"Yeah, I mean it isn't the most clean environment, but just chill out."
(I have minor germophobia and even I would live in the sewers if Flint was down there.)
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'Exactly! Then again, we are pretty chill guys anyway'
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"Yeah, we have music, and dancing- a pretty chill cult, but we don't talk about that- we even have free noodles."
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'I think there are noodles in this world too. Have ya tried the doritos though? They're epic!'
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"What's a Doritos?"
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'This!'
Flint hands him a packet of doritos. 'Eat. Ya won't regret it'
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He slowly and cautiously takes a bite, and then devours the whole bag, "Those are so good."
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'I know right! Hey, where ya staying in this world?'
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The snail zooms over to the dorito bags. "Hey Flint? I was wondering... if maybe... you could uh... get the bag for me?" If snails could look embarrassed, this snail was definitely doing so.
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'Sure, dude'
Flint gives him a bag of doritos
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"Thank you!" Clarkson grabs a chip with his eye stalks and places it into his mouth dexterously. "Mmmmm. That's good."
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'Yeah, they really are! How long ya been here?'
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"Not too long. I got here not more than half an hour ago. Had to hide most of the time because a lot of people don't take kindly to snails. Spreading disease or something like that. But in my opinion, you look more likely to spread disease than I," he says with a joking tone.
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'Probably true, my friend. Well, if ya need somewhere to hide, ya more than welcome in my domain'
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"Where is your domain?"
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'The sewers'
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"Nice. I've been in a few of those. Not a bad place if you don't mind the smell. Or the trash. Us snails are very adaptable to our surroundings. Except for hot places. Hot places and salt are a big nono for us. But is there really an entrance to a sewer in the middle of a store?"
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