The employee's voice trails off as the man turns around to reveal his fully armored face, his body covered in plate armor head to toe. "Do not worry, citizen! I shall save you from the foul beast!" A streak of fire shoots from his fingers at a display piece of a monster. He grabs the employee and strikes a heroic pose. The employee calmly says, "sir, I'm gonna need you to put me down and explain what the heck is going on before I call the cops."
Welcome, warriors of far-flung fantasy realms! Just moments ago, in all types of fantasy universes within this strange multiverse of ours, you were fighting a lich. A strange bit of magic seems to have sent you to a place far in the future in an alternate timeline, and it is quite possibly very dangerous... the sign in front of you reads 'Walmart'.
What adventures could await you in this strange uncharted land?
TL;DR: You are fantasy adventurers from the multiverse sent to a specific point in space and time, a Walmart somewhere in Arkansas in the year 2022
Characters can be any race and any class, you must explain what universe they are from and what is unique about it, and they must be no higher than 10th level. Yes, this is intended to be comedic, funny and stupid characters are allowed, and even encouraged. Go have a blast!
A tabaxi in a floppy hat is seen poofing into existence right next to him. he's apparently pretty tipsy
"oooooooooooohhhhhhhkay I've had one too many"
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
The pirate whirls around and points his sword at the tabaxi. “You! Lion King! Where am I?”
At the sight of his sword, multiple confused employees jump behind cover. One sheepishly calls out, "What is... who... who are you? And why do you have a sword?"
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
The pirate whirls around and points his sword at the tabaxi. “You! Lion King! Where am I?”
At the sight of his sword, multiple confused employees jump behind cover. One sheepishly calls out, "What is... who... who are you? And why do you have a sword?"
He smiles proudly. “Me Pa gave it to me. Last thing he did, before — wait! Stop! Yer tryin’ to distract me!”
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
The pirate whirls around and points his sword at the tabaxi. “You! Lion King! Where am I?”
At the sight of his sword, multiple confused employees jump behind cover. One sheepishly calls out, "What is... who... who are you? And why do you have a sword?"
He smiles proudly. “Me Pa gave it to me. Last thing he did, before — wait! Stop! Yer tryin’ to distract me!”
"What do you mean, distracting you? From what? Do I need to call someone?" His voice cracks at the last part, greatly decreasing the impact of the already unintinidating threat.
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
The pirate whirls around and points his sword at the tabaxi. “You! Lion King! Where am I?”
At the sight of his sword, multiple confused employees jump behind cover. One sheepishly calls out, "What is... who... who are you? And why do you have a sword?"
He smiles proudly. “Me Pa gave it to me. Last thing he did, before — wait! Stop! Yer tryin’ to distract me!”
"What do you mean, distracting you? From what? Do I need to call someone?" His voice cracks at the last part, greatly decreasing the impact of the already unintinidating threat.
The pirate rushes to the ‘outdoors” section and grabs a seven-foot long wooden board. “Ya see this, friend? Ya know what you’re gonna do with it, eh? I’m robbin’ this establishment, and if you try n’ stop me you’re gonna WALK THIS DARNED PLANK!”
*Do you mind if I bend the rules a little and play a normal person? If so...*
A young man with an acne scarred face stares with wide eyes at the otherworldly newcomers. He has a head of thick long hair held down by an orange beanie and torn jeans. A flannel t-shirt is unbuttoned revealing a t-shirt with a fuzzy picture of a UFO that reads, I WANT TO BELIEVE. All eight family sized bags of takis fall to the floor and a wide grin spreads across his face. "Finally!"
Screaming, a large man wearing armor falls in from the roof, breaking a large portion of it. “YAAAAH! THE BUILDING IS A MIMIC!” He starts randomly attacking the walls.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*Do you mind if I bend the rules a little and play a normal person? If so...*
A young man with an acne scarred face stares with wide eyes at the otherworldly newcomers. He has a head of thick long hair held down by an orange beanie and torn jeans. A flannel t-shirt is unbuttoned revealing a t-shirt with a fuzzy picture of a UFO that reads, I WANT TO BELIEVE. All eight family sized bags of takis fall to the floor and a wide grin spreads across his face. "Finally!"
*go for it, that's not changing too much*
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Screaming, a large man wearing armor falls in from the roof, breaking a large portion of it. “YAAAAH! THE BUILDING IS A MIMIC!” He starts randomly attacking the walls.
The nerd leaves his cart full of toilet paper, tissues, and oysters and runs up to you. "Excuse me sir! You aren't... cosplayers are you?"
*Do you mind if I bend the rules a little and play a normal person? If so...*
A young man with an acne scarred face stares with wide eyes at the otherworldly newcomers. He has a head of thick long hair held down by an orange beanie and torn jeans. A flannel t-shirt is unbuttoned revealing a t-shirt with a fuzzy picture of a UFO that reads, I WANT TO BELIEVE. All eight family sized bags of takis fall to the floor and a wide grin spreads across his face. "Finally!"
*Do you mind if I bend the rules a little and play a normal person? If so...*
A young man with an acne scarred face stares with wide eyes at the otherworldly newcomers. He has a head of thick long hair held down by an orange beanie and torn jeans. A flannel t-shirt is unbuttoned revealing a t-shirt with a fuzzy picture of a UFO that reads, I WANT TO BELIEVE. All eight family sized bags of takis fall to the floor and a wide grin spreads across his face. "Finally!"
*go for it, that's not changing too much*
*Thanks mate.*
*you got it, friendo*
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
A goblin wearing goggles and carrying a small wind up soldier walk in through the sliding doors. He is completely oblivious walking around. The pack on his back is smoking slightly and one of his ears sizzles.
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"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live. whispering wind. falling through sky. knowing i died. falling. dying... slowly......
A tall, skinny half-elf emerges from one of the storm drains. His pallid face is streaked with grime, and it looks like he's been underground for a very long time. A rat with an emo fringe is perched on his shoulder. 'Hey, wait up, this isn't the Store...?'
"Excuse me sir, do you need any assisstan...."
The employee's voice trails off as the man turns around to reveal his fully armored face, his body covered in plate armor head to toe. "Do not worry, citizen! I shall save you from the foul beast!" A streak of fire shoots from his fingers at a display piece of a monster. He grabs the employee and strikes a heroic pose. The employee calmly says, "sir, I'm gonna need you to put me down and explain what the heck is going on before I call the cops."
Welcome, warriors of far-flung fantasy realms! Just moments ago, in all types of fantasy universes within this strange multiverse of ours, you were fighting a lich. A strange bit of magic seems to have sent you to a place far in the future in an alternate timeline, and it is quite possibly very dangerous... the sign in front of you reads 'Walmart'.
What adventures could await you in this strange uncharted land?
TL;DR: You are fantasy adventurers from the multiverse sent to a specific point in space and time, a Walmart somewhere in Arkansas in the year 2022
Characters can be any race and any class, you must explain what universe they are from and what is unique about it, and they must be no higher than 10th level. Yes, this is intended to be comedic, funny and stupid characters are allowed, and even encouraged. Go have a blast!
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
A tall, dark haired man wearing pirate’s garb stumbles into existence. He wears a diamond necklace and holds a serrated cutlass.
“Alright, lads,” he calls. “Let’s sink this vessel and get outta here! Quick now!”
He glances around for a moment, and realizes he’s alone. “. . . wait. Lads? Where are ya hiding?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
A tabaxi in a floppy hat is seen poofing into existence right next to him. he's apparently pretty tipsy
"oooooooooooohhhhhhhkay I've had one too many"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
The pirate whirls around and points his sword at the tabaxi. “You! Lion King! Where am I?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
At the sight of his sword, multiple confused employees jump behind cover. One sheepishly calls out, "What is... who... who are you? And why do you have a sword?"
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
"I don't know??? I'm drunk!"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
He smiles proudly. “Me Pa gave it to me. Last thing he did, before — wait! Stop! Yer tryin’ to distract me!”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
“You n’ me both, Simba.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"QUit It!" He staggers
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
"What do you mean, distracting you? From what? Do I need to call someone?" His voice cracks at the last part, greatly decreasing the impact of the already unintinidating threat.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
“Easy there, pal. Mebbe lay off the rum for a minute, eh?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
The pirate rushes to the ‘outdoors” section and grabs a seven-foot long wooden board. “Ya see this, friend? Ya know what you’re gonna do with it, eh? I’m robbin’ this establishment, and if you try n’ stop me you’re gonna WALK THIS DARNED PLANK!”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*Do you mind if I bend the rules a little and play a normal person? If so...*
A young man with an acne scarred face stares with wide eyes at the otherworldly newcomers. He has a head of thick long hair held down by an orange beanie and torn jeans. A flannel t-shirt is unbuttoned revealing a t-shirt with a fuzzy picture of a UFO that reads, I WANT TO BELIEVE. All eight family sized bags of takis fall to the floor and a wide grin spreads across his face. "Finally!"
Screaming, a large man wearing armor falls in from the roof, breaking a large portion of it. “YAAAAH! THE BUILDING IS A MIMIC!” He starts randomly attacking the walls.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*go for it, that's not changing too much*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
The nerd leaves his cart full of toilet paper, tissues, and oysters and runs up to you. "Excuse me sir! You aren't... cosplayers are you?"
*Thanks mate.*
*you got it, friendo*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
A goblin wearing goggles and carrying a small wind up soldier walk in through the sliding doors. He is completely oblivious walking around. The pack on his back is smoking slightly and one of his ears sizzles.
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
A tall, skinny half-elf emerges from one of the storm drains. His pallid face is streaked with grime, and it looks like he's been underground for a very long time. A rat with an emo fringe is perched on his shoulder. 'Hey, wait up, this isn't the Store...?'
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