A big 9'2" bald man is sprinting through the aisles with nothing to clothe him but a very small loincloth. needless to say he's obviously not very smart as he's not yet realized where he is.
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
*I cannot be on today. Expect much the same as Monday*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
He turns and finally realizes where we are. "you!" he points to dutchs character "WHERE AM I????" He grabs him and lifts him up. "I need to smash big bad blue-black man to stop bad."
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
He turns and finally realizes where we are. "you!" he points to dutchs character "WHERE AM I????" He grabs him and lifts him up. "I need to smash big bad blue-black man to stop bad."
'Huh? Put me down!' Flint tries and fails to wriggle free
Reed casts Produce Flame, and throws it at the loincloth man’s loincloth.
Dropping flint, the loincloth man starts beating at his loincloth and unintentionally hits his groin, He falls over and starts to run around again but rushes at normal customers now, afraid they will hurt his precious ... well you know.
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
'Hah!'
Flint burps too
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The next morning, Flint walks into the Walmart to look for food. He's evidently been sleeping in the sewers, and it shows
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He finds Reed passed out on the floor, hundreds of coke cans and dorito bags around him.
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
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'Um, dude, ya ok?'
Flint looks through the dorito bags to see if there are any bits of dorito that he can eat
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“Yummmmm….” Reed groans
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
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'Did ya sleep here, like, all night?'
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A big 9'2" bald man is sprinting through the aisles with nothing to clothe him but a very small loincloth. needless to say he's obviously not very smart as he's not yet realized where he is.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
'Um, hey?'
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*I cannot be on today. Expect much the same as Monday*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
He turns and finally realizes where we are. "you!" he points to dutchs character "WHERE AM I????" He grabs him and lifts him up. "I need to smash big bad blue-black man to stop bad."
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“What a character.” Reed says, rolling his eyes. “Reminds me of a barbarian I knew. Oh, the good ol days.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
Four out of five of my top notifications are from you.
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
Again people post at 3:00 a lot when im asleep so I have to catch up with stuff
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Me too.
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
'Huh? Put me down!' Flint tries and fails to wriggle free
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Reed casts Produce Flame, and throws it at the loincloth man’s loincloth.
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
Flint is presumably dropped
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Dropping flint, the loincloth man starts beating at his loincloth and unintentionally hits his groin, He falls over and starts to run around again but rushes at normal customers now, afraid they will hurt his precious ... well you know.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Clarkson is going for a little ride and comes upon this scene. "NEW FRIEND ARE YOU OK??"
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Flint hides in a bin to avoid getting injured by loincloth man
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