A woman in a crisp buisness suit walks into the Mystery Shack. “May I speak to the one in charge?”
The man in charge (description in Page 2) is polishing the plague on the Mer-Monkey (tail of a mermaid, sewed to the body of a monkey).
“May I ask you about the exibit titled ‘The Legendary Cheapskate’?”
"Yeah? What about it?"
“I have reports about it being unethical. Is it still up for display?”
"Uh, yeah. Mister Pines set it up and I don't want to take any of his stuff down out of respect."
“Excellent. Lead the way, Mr Mystery.”
He leads you to the exhibit. (You're talking about Little Gift Shop of Horrors, right?) It's a glass box, with an asleep person inside. The sign reads 'The Legendary Cheapskate'. Various tic-tac-toe games are drawn in the glass.
A woman in a crisp buisness suit walks into the Mystery Shack. “May I speak to the one in charge?”
The man in charge (description in Page 2) is polishing the plague on the Mer-Monkey (tail of a mermaid, sewed to the body of a monkey).
“May I ask you about the exibit titled ‘The Legendary Cheapskate’?”
"Yeah? What about it?"
“I have reports about it being unethical. Is it still up for display?”
"Uh, yeah. Mister Pines set it up and I don't want to take any of his stuff down out of respect."
“Excellent. Lead the way, Mr Mystery.”
He leads you to the exhibit. (You're talking about Little Gift Shop of Horrors, right?) It's a glass box, with an asleep person inside. The sign reads 'The Legendary Cheapskate'. Various tic-tac-toe games are drawn in the glass.
“Sir, this is unlawful imprisonment. Both you and this ‘Mister Pines’ are under arrest. Again.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
A woman in a crisp buisness suit walks into the Mystery Shack. “May I speak to the one in charge?”
The man in charge (description in Page 2) is polishing the plague on the Mer-Monkey (tail of a mermaid, sewed to the body of a monkey).
“May I ask you about the exibit titled ‘The Legendary Cheapskate’?”
"Yeah? What about it?"
“I have reports about it being unethical. Is it still up for display?”
"Uh, yeah. Mister Pines set it up and I don't want to take any of his stuff down out of respect."
“Excellent. Lead the way, Mr Mystery.”
He leads you to the exhibit. (You're talking about Little Gift Shop of Horrors, right?) It's a glass box, with an asleep person inside. The sign reads 'The Legendary Cheapskate'. Various tic-tac-toe games are drawn in the glass.
“Sir, this is unlawful imprisonment. Both you and this ‘Mister Pines’ are under arrest. Again.”
"What do you mean? This is just a really good animatronic, isn't it?"
A woman in a crisp buisness suit walks into the Mystery Shack. “May I speak to the one in charge?”
The man in charge (description in Page 2) is polishing the plague on the Mer-Monkey (tail of a mermaid, sewed to the body of a monkey).
“May I ask you about the exibit titled ‘The Legendary Cheapskate’?”
"Yeah? What about it?"
“I have reports about it being unethical. Is it still up for display?”
"Uh, yeah. Mister Pines set it up and I don't want to take any of his stuff down out of respect."
“Excellent. Lead the way, Mr Mystery.”
He leads you to the exhibit. (You're talking about Little Gift Shop of Horrors, right?) It's a glass box, with an asleep person inside. The sign reads 'The Legendary Cheapskate'. Various tic-tac-toe games are drawn in the glass.
“Sir, this is unlawful imprisonment. Both you and this ‘Mister Pines’ are under arrest. Again.”
"What do you mean? This is just a really good animatronic, isn't it?"
“That’s what we’ll find out. Permission to mess with your display? If we are in the wrong all damage can be charged to my organization.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
A woman in a crisp buisness suit walks into the Mystery Shack. “May I speak to the one in charge?”
The man in charge (description in Page 2) is polishing the plague on the Mer-Monkey (tail of a mermaid, sewed to the body of a monkey).
“May I ask you about the exibit titled ‘The Legendary Cheapskate’?”
"Yeah? What about it?"
“I have reports about it being unethical. Is it still up for display?”
"Uh, yeah. Mister Pines set it up and I don't want to take any of his stuff down out of respect."
“Excellent. Lead the way, Mr Mystery.”
He leads you to the exhibit. (You're talking about Little Gift Shop of Horrors, right?) It's a glass box, with an asleep person inside. The sign reads 'The Legendary Cheapskate'. Various tic-tac-toe games are drawn in the glass.
“Sir, this is unlawful imprisonment. Both you and this ‘Mister Pines’ are under arrest. Again.”
"What do you mean? This is just a really good animatronic, isn't it?"
“That’s what we’ll find out. Permission to mess with your display? If we are in the wrong all damage can be charged to my organization.”
"Uh, sure! There's nothing wrong with it, I don't think."
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
*Not much discussion is going on about the ARG thing. I'm not sure if people are keeping their findings to themselves, not interested in it, or whatever. Should I make a seperate thread to discuss the stuff? Scrap the whole mystery idea (although that probably would make this thread a lot less interesting)? Remind everyone to buy crypto?*
“Excellent. Lead the way, Mr Mystery.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He leads you to the exhibit. (You're talking about Little Gift Shop of Horrors, right?) It's a glass box, with an asleep person inside. The sign reads 'The Legendary Cheapskate'. Various tic-tac-toe games are drawn in the glass.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Sir, this is unlawful imprisonment. Both you and this ‘Mister Pines’ are under arrest. Again.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"What do you mean? This is just a really good animatronic, isn't it?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“That’s what we’ll find out. Permission to mess with your display? If we are in the wrong all damage can be charged to my organization.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Uh, sure! There's nothing wrong with it, I don't think."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
a tree has spontaneusly sprouted in front of the mystery shackweird
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
*I know I'm late but*
A small boy jumps back at the sudden appearance of the tree.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
From behind him, the boy hears:
"Honk."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The boy turns around.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Hi
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
PRAISE JEFF!
(That was a link. Click. Now.)
There is a Goose.
"Honk."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
*Hello*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*peak dialogue*
*Not much discussion is going on about the ARG thing. I'm not sure if people are keeping their findings to themselves, not interested in it, or whatever. Should I make a seperate thread to discuss the stuff? Scrap the whole mystery idea (although that probably would make this thread a lot less interesting)? Remind everyone to buy crypto?*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Awwww!" The boy tries to pet the goose (which definitely isn't an eldritch horror in disguise).
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The Goose bites his hand. The boy feels several small, sharp pricks from the tongue teeth. (real thing that geese have irl)
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The boy recoils his hand. "Owwww!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Hooonk!"
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"What was that for?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ