A woman in a crisp buisness suit walks into the Mystery Shack. “May I speak to the one in charge?”
The man in charge (description in Page 2) is polishing the plague on the Mer-Monkey (tail of a mermaid, sewed to the body of a monkey).
“May I ask you about the exibit titled ‘The Legendary Cheapskate’?”
"Yeah? What about it?"
“I have reports about it being unethical. Is it still up for display?”
"Uh, yeah. Mister Pines set it up and I don't want to take any of his stuff down out of respect."
“Excellent. Lead the way, Mr Mystery.”
He leads you to the exhibit. (You're talking about Little Gift Shop of Horrors, right?) It's a glass box, with an asleep person inside. The sign reads 'The Legendary Cheapskate'. Various tic-tac-toe games are drawn in the glass.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
A woman in a crisp buisness suit walks into the Mystery Shack. “May I speak to the one in charge?”
The man in charge (description in Page 2) is polishing the plague on the Mer-Monkey (tail of a mermaid, sewed to the body of a monkey).
“May I ask you about the exibit titled ‘The Legendary Cheapskate’?”
"Yeah? What about it?"
“I have reports about it being unethical. Is it still up for display?”
"Uh, yeah. Mister Pines set it up and I don't want to take any of his stuff down out of respect."
“Excellent. Lead the way, Mr Mystery.”
He leads you to the exhibit. (You're talking about Little Gift Shop of Horrors, right?) It's a glass box, with an asleep person inside. The sign reads 'The Legendary Cheapskate'. Various tic-tac-toe games are drawn in the glass.
“Sir, this is unlawful imprisonment. Both you and this ‘Mister Pines’ are under arrest. Again.”
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I’m an average DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes
Stay Paranod! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
A woman in a crisp buisness suit walks into the Mystery Shack. “May I speak to the one in charge?”
The man in charge (description in Page 2) is polishing the plague on the Mer-Monkey (tail of a mermaid, sewed to the body of a monkey).
“May I ask you about the exibit titled ‘The Legendary Cheapskate’?”
"Yeah? What about it?"
“I have reports about it being unethical. Is it still up for display?”
"Uh, yeah. Mister Pines set it up and I don't want to take any of his stuff down out of respect."
“Excellent. Lead the way, Mr Mystery.”
He leads you to the exhibit. (You're talking about Little Gift Shop of Horrors, right?) It's a glass box, with an asleep person inside. The sign reads 'The Legendary Cheapskate'. Various tic-tac-toe games are drawn in the glass.
“Sir, this is unlawful imprisonment. Both you and this ‘Mister Pines’ are under arrest. Again.”
"What do you mean? This is just a really good animatronic, isn't it?"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
A woman in a crisp buisness suit walks into the Mystery Shack. “May I speak to the one in charge?”
The man in charge (description in Page 2) is polishing the plague on the Mer-Monkey (tail of a mermaid, sewed to the body of a monkey).
“May I ask you about the exibit titled ‘The Legendary Cheapskate’?”
"Yeah? What about it?"
“I have reports about it being unethical. Is it still up for display?”
"Uh, yeah. Mister Pines set it up and I don't want to take any of his stuff down out of respect."
“Excellent. Lead the way, Mr Mystery.”
He leads you to the exhibit. (You're talking about Little Gift Shop of Horrors, right?) It's a glass box, with an asleep person inside. The sign reads 'The Legendary Cheapskate'. Various tic-tac-toe games are drawn in the glass.
“Sir, this is unlawful imprisonment. Both you and this ‘Mister Pines’ are under arrest. Again.”
"What do you mean? This is just a really good animatronic, isn't it?"
“That’s what we’ll find out. Permission to mess with your display? If we are in the wrong all damage can be charged to my organization.”
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I’m an average DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes
Stay Paranod! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
A woman in a crisp buisness suit walks into the Mystery Shack. “May I speak to the one in charge?”
The man in charge (description in Page 2) is polishing the plague on the Mer-Monkey (tail of a mermaid, sewed to the body of a monkey).
“May I ask you about the exibit titled ‘The Legendary Cheapskate’?”
"Yeah? What about it?"
“I have reports about it being unethical. Is it still up for display?”
"Uh, yeah. Mister Pines set it up and I don't want to take any of his stuff down out of respect."
“Excellent. Lead the way, Mr Mystery.”
He leads you to the exhibit. (You're talking about Little Gift Shop of Horrors, right?) It's a glass box, with an asleep person inside. The sign reads 'The Legendary Cheapskate'. Various tic-tac-toe games are drawn in the glass.
“Sir, this is unlawful imprisonment. Both you and this ‘Mister Pines’ are under arrest. Again.”
"What do you mean? This is just a really good animatronic, isn't it?"
“That’s what we’ll find out. Permission to mess with your display? If we are in the wrong all damage can be charged to my organization.”
"Uh, sure! There's nothing wrong with it, I don't think."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
*Not much discussion is going on about the ARG thing. I'm not sure if people are keeping their findings to themselves, not interested in it, or whatever. Should I make a seperate thread to discuss the stuff? Scrap the whole mystery idea (although that probably would make this thread a lot less interesting)? Remind everyone to buy crypto?*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
“Excellent. Lead the way, Mr Mystery.”
I’m an average DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes
Stay Paranod! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He leads you to the exhibit. (You're talking about Little Gift Shop of Horrors, right?) It's a glass box, with an asleep person inside. The sign reads 'The Legendary Cheapskate'. Various tic-tac-toe games are drawn in the glass.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Sir, this is unlawful imprisonment. Both you and this ‘Mister Pines’ are under arrest. Again.”
I’m an average DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes
Stay Paranod! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"What do you mean? This is just a really good animatronic, isn't it?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“That’s what we’ll find out. Permission to mess with your display? If we are in the wrong all damage can be charged to my organization.”
I’m an average DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes
Stay Paranod! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Uh, sure! There's nothing wrong with it, I don't think."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
a tree has spontaneusly sprouted in front of the mystery shackweird
hi
mourn the flumph
enter the galaxy! join the planetscape!
yep
bye
link_to_nowhere
*I know I'm late but*
A small boy jumps back at the sudden appearance of the tree.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
From behind him, the boy hears:
"Honk."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The boy turns around.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Hi
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread
There is a Goose.
"Honk."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
*Hello*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*peak dialogue*
16 / 16 / 16 Whether first or last, we're all traveling together.
*Not much discussion is going on about the ARG thing. I'm not sure if people are keeping their findings to themselves, not interested in it, or whatever. Should I make a seperate thread to discuss the stuff? Scrap the whole mystery idea (although that probably would make this thread a lot less interesting)? Remind everyone to buy crypto?*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Awwww!" The boy tries to pet the goose (which definitely isn't an eldritch horror in disguise).
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The Goose bites his hand. The boy feels several small, sharp pricks from the tongue teeth. (real thing that geese have irl)
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The boy recoils his hand. "Owwww!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Hooonk!"
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"What was that for?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ