The Department of Anomalous Operatives (DAO)

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He guides you to his room. Inside are various animals lounging around. "Don't mind them. My anomaly lets me speak to them. Anyways, can you punch the hole here? I want it big enough to get through but small enough to be hidden by furniture or something." He gestures to a spot on the wall.

"Ok, what the (gp) is going on here?"

 Adam surveys the room and starts moving furniture. “Sure I can help you rearrange. What style you want?” He puts a cabinet down and suddenly shushes, mouthing the words camera.

Eve turns around with a shocked look. “Oh you have got to be kidding me. ANDRA!” The hand that pulled you win suddenly appears next to her. “What did I say? Only grab the paper. Nothing else, and no one else!” She takes a deep breath and turn to talk to you. “Ok. Calm down. You are in a 0d dimension I call the headspace. I can get you out, but just stay calm.”

 He mouths the word, 'Oh'. "Something nice, comfy, and not too cramped." He then mouths, 'Where?'

"Not even my first week, and I'm sucked into an extradimensional space or something." He sighs. "I can at least try to be calm, I guess." He tries to be calm.

 “We could hang a mirror on that wall.” He points to a part of the wall decorated with small black spots. “Could make the room bigger.”

A metronome appears out of thin air, clicking every second or two. “I said stay calm. Every thought or emotion you have could make this a living nightmare, and I spent weeks getting it this clean.” The floor beneath her is slowly turning a light red.

 "Alright, sounds good to me." He mouths, 'is there microphones?'

"Telling me that's kinda not helping me to stay calm!" 

 “Though the acoustics in hear are terrible, but still present. You want those or no?”

“And me telling you isn’t helping either. I need silence to open another rift, and you aren’t helping. Either get rid of the metronome, or I will destroy it.” The reddish tint beneath becomes even darker, and spreads.

 "Eh, no thanks."

He tries to punch it.

Henri is going for a dip in the pool.

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Graham stumbles back, avoiding the kicks. He runs back up and tries to punch Leo again.

to hit: 20 damage: 2

 The punch hits Leo squarely in the nose and he stumbles back, face red and bleeding. “Impressive…” he laughs, clearly in pain. “Maybe punches are better…?”

Leo dashes forward and tries to nail Graham in the gut with a punch. 

To hit: 21 damage: 2 *gradius said to add 2 to my d20 roll?*

 *yeah, I’m assuming Leo has a plus 2 to strength, then yes*

Graham stumbles back again, clutching his stomach, coughing and wheezing.

he moves 15 feet back on his turn and doesn’t attack.

 Leo shakes his fist out. “Stomaches are surprisingly soft but that still hurt…” 

He closes the fifteen feet (I feel like I remember the average distance for travel is 30 feet without dashing so I think I’m safe) and goes to kick Graham in the shins again 

to hit: 13 damage: 3

 Graham yelps and falls to the ground, before slowly getting back up and punching Leo in the chest. This punch has quite a bit more power to it, like it was three hits instead of one, but all at once.

To hit: 18 damage: 4

 Leo topples backwards -- breath completely knocked out of him. He swore, getting mad at himself for being cocky enough to let his guard down. He’s coughing and wheezing, struggling to breathe. Unable to fight, he scrambles backwards 20 or so feet to try and get out of his attackers reach. 

*hey darkbrine, gibber, can I join in?*

*on the 'room decoration' one*

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*hey darkbrine, gibber, can I join in?*

 *Alright, if Draken's fine with it*

*viper, can I try to draw your pfp?*

*wait, actually, I gtg. So in a bit*

*sure! I could try and draw Leo in return. I've actually tried a few times but can't get him right*

*alright.*

*oh, one problem with drawing Leo, I forgot to write down his description, think you can repeat it? Ill write it down this time*

*wait a second... Those were drawings of finn not Leo 😅*

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*sure! I could try and draw Leo in return. I've actually tried a few times but can't get him right*

 *Really??? Here, I'll give you a description*

*Leo doesn't really stand out. He's about as tall as your average 15 year old kid. He doesn't have a very strong build but he's not terribly skinny either. He has short blonde hair with kinda surfer middle part vibe, if you get what I'm tryna say. He usually wears three outfits: 1) a basic hoodie with ripped jeans 2) a T-shirt with a white and pink overshirt with, once again, ripped jeans or 3) a short sleeved hoodie with black jeans in which this time -- believe it or not -- are not ripped. He has blue eyes and wears a bit of eyeliner on his bottom lids -- not enough to be obvious but enough to smudge a bit after a long day. He has light freckles on his face and a lot on his arms. He's typically pretty anxious so take that into account for his expression*

*Gah idk how to describe- does that work?*

*that's great, thanks.*

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*wait a second... Those were drawings of finn not Leo 😅*

 *Ohh pfft lol*

*You should totally show them to us :D I'm curious to see more of your art*

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*wait a second... Those were drawings of finn not Leo 😅*

 *Ohh pfft lol*

*You should totally show them to us :D I'm curious to see more of your art*

 *yes*

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*wait a second... Those were drawings of finn not Leo 😅*

 *Ohh pfft lol*

*You should totally show them to us :D I'm curious to see more of your art*

 *yes*

 *Yk it would be fun if maybe one day we could do a giant art trade where we just draw each other's characters. Ofc anyone could join, you don't have to be an artist and just cause youre an artists doesn't mean you have to join. Would anyone be interested in that?*

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"THATS THE PROBLEM! YOU DON'T CARE! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING, YOU GIVE UP EVERYTHING FOR SOMONE ELSE! AND YOU DESTROY WHATEVER NOBODY WANTS! DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND?! EVERY TIME I CARE ABOUT SOMETHING YOU CARE LESS ABOUT SOMETHING!! I- I- ICANT" she throws her painting across the room and sobs "WHY?! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS?! WHY CANT I HAVE BEEN NORMAL?!"

 Cody thinks for a second, then he gets up and (tries to) hug Marshmallow. “I think you’re wrong. That bit about how I don’t care about anything? I care about sooooo many things, that’s why it seems like I don’t care about myself. And that part about when you care about something, I care less? That’s wrong too. You care about me, but I care about you even more. I guarantee.”

 She hugs him back, mumbling occasionally about being normal as she crys

 He lightly brushes her hair. “This’ll sound really cliche, but I don’t think you need to be more normal. Nobody here is normal, and it definitely doesn’t bother me.”

 *I AM BACK, and I think this still needs to be resolved*

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*wait a second... Those were drawings of finn not Leo 😅*

 *Ohh pfft lol*

*You should totally show them to us :D I'm curious to see more of your art*

 *yes*

 *Yk it would be fun if maybe one day we could do a giant art trade where we just draw each other's characters. Ofc anyone could join, you don't have to be an artist and just cause youre an artists doesn't mean you have to join. Would anyone be interested in that?*

 *Could be cool. I always skip out on details of my characters, so it’s cool to see how people think of them*

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*wait a second... Those were drawings of finn not Leo 😅*

 *Ohh pfft lol*

*You should totally show them to us :D I'm curious to see more of your art*

 *yes*

 *Yk it would be fun if maybe one day we could do a giant art trade where we just draw each other's characters. Ofc anyone could join, you don't have to be an artist and just cause youre an artists doesn't mean you have to join. Would anyone be interested in that?*

 *i would join but i cant draw anything anytime i make a character i have to beg my friend's to draw it for me*