The Department of Anomalous Operatives (DAO)

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*I don't remember that at all.*

 *you got made at me when i reaped your character a few months ago on the 2 Story Tavern. you said that it was to powerful*

 *I'm not even going to argue here, since that's against the rules, but my problem was the entire item. It is just a terrible idea in general and absurdly overpowered.*

*No, because I am running the encounter.*

Honeys eyes turn blood red and she runs at the man at the suit making two attacks on him with advantage beacuase the other man is within 5 feet 

To hit: 7  11  dmg:  3

To hit 7  24  dmg:  5

*so you are just going to ignore me unless i bring in a first level character?*

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*this is what the weapon does*

When using this weapon, you gain +20 to hit. Only the targeted creature. If you speak the activation phrase, "I am the end of time" and hit the target, you deal 6d8 necrotic damage. This damage isn't effected in any way. The unactivated scythe does +5 to hit and 3d8 necrotic damage. If the target was written onto the death list with blood in the last 24 hours, the target must roll a d20. On a 16-20 the person holding the scythe takes 6d8 radiant damage and is blinded. On a 10-15 nothing happens. On a 2-9 the target is marked and will take an extra 3d6 necrotic damage on the next hit. On a 1 the target's soul is reaped and only divine intervention, a deal with a devil, or a wish spell can bring the target's soul back. If the soul isn't returned to the body within 1 month, the soul will need a new vessel.

 *WHAT THE ACTUAL FUQ IS THIS? A +20 ON TOP OF ABILITY AND PROFICIENCY! 6D8 NECROTIC DAMAGE! MY CHARACTER HAS A DAGGER AND SPIDER CLIMB!*

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Honeys eyes turn blood red and she runs at the man at the suit making two attacks on him with advantage beacuase the other man is within 5 feet 

To hit: 20  11  dmg:  4

 

To hit 21  7  dmg:  3

 The tall man is struck by both attacks, stumbling back and grunting in pain. “Sir, this is dangerous.” He says to the other man.

*How would that confer advantage? Pack tactics only works with conscious allies last I checked.*

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*this is what the weapon does*

When using this weapon, you gain +20 to hit. Only the targeted creature. If you speak the activation phrase, "I am the end of time" and hit the target, you deal 6d8 necrotic damage. This damage isn't effected in any way. The unactivated scythe does +5 to hit and 3d8 necrotic damage. If the target was written onto the death list with blood in the last 24 hours, the target must roll a d20. On a 16-20 the person holding the scythe takes 6d8 radiant damage and is blinded. On a 10-15 nothing happens. On a 2-9 the target is marked and will take an extra 3d6 necrotic damage on the next hit. On a 1 the target's soul is reaped and only divine intervention, a deal with a devil, or a wish spell can bring the target's soul back. If the soul isn't returned to the body within 1 month, the soul will need a new vessel.

 *WHAT THE ACTUAL FUQ IS THIS? A +20 ON TOP OF ABILITY AND PROFICIENCY! 6D8 NECROTIC DAMAGE! MY CHARACTER HAS A DAGGER AND SPIDER CLIMB!*

 *Look at what she said she was going to use before.*

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*How would that confer advantage? Pack tactics only works with conscious allies last I checked.*

 *It doesn’t really matter. The first rolls were both the successes.*

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Rade is still busy with the second guard. Statblock in my homebrew. 

Attack: 24 Damage: 4

 

 The man runs away after being struck. “You guys are crazy!!”

 Rade follows him. “No witnesses! Where is Cody!”

 The man falls onto the ground and scrambles back. “Who’s Cody?!?!?”

 “One of the anomalies your employer kidnapped. Stop running or we’ll have to do this the hard way.”

She laughs manicly and attacks again "STAY AWAY FROM WHATS MINE" she looks like she's gone insane

5  10  dmg:  4

24  12  dmg:  3

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Rade is still busy with the second guard. Statblock in my homebrew. 

Attack: 24 Damage: 4

 

 The man runs away after being struck. “You guys are crazy!!”

 Rade follows him. “No witnesses! Where is Cody!”

 The man falls onto the ground and scrambles back. “Who’s Cody?!?!?”

 “One of the anomalies your employer kidnapped. Stop running or we’ll have to do this the hard way.”

 

 “What do you want me to say? I’m in the dark about this!”

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*this is what the weapon does*

When using this weapon, you gain +20 to hit. Only the targeted creature. If you speak the activation phrase, "I am the end of time" and hit the target, you deal 6d8 necrotic damage. This damage isn't effected in any way. The unactivated scythe does +5 to hit and 3d8 necrotic damage. If the target was written onto the death list with blood in the last 24 hours, the target must roll a d20. On a 16-20 the person holding the scythe takes 6d8 radiant damage and is blinded. On a 10-15 nothing happens. On a 2-9 the target is marked and will take an extra 3d6 necrotic damage on the next hit. On a 1 the target's soul is reaped and only divine intervention, a deal with a devil, or a wish spell can bring the target's soul back. If the soul isn't returned to the body within 1 month, the soul will need a new vessel.

 *WHAT THE ACTUAL FUQ IS THIS? A +20 ON TOP OF ABILITY AND PROFICIENCY! 6D8 NECROTIC DAMAGE! MY CHARACTER HAS A DAGGER AND SPIDER CLIMB!*

 *Look at what she said she was going to use before.*

 Shadow's head jerks up and she vanishes in a cloud of darkness having heard something or someone coming

*I think I'm going to make my next character a reflavored Undead Warlock.*

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She laughs manicly and attacks again "STAY AWAY FROM WHATS MINE" she looks like she's gone insane

8  22  dmg:  3

8  15  dmg:  4

 The tall man is struck again by the first attack, but he dodged the second one. He punches Marshmallow in the face. To Hit: 24 Damage: 4

*sneak attack if I understand it right*

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Rade is still busy with the second guard. Statblock in my homebrew. 

Attack: 24 Damage: 4

 

 The man runs away after being struck. “You guys are crazy!!”

 Rade follows him. “No witnesses! Where is Cody!”

 The man falls onto the ground and scrambles back. “Who’s Cody?!?!?”

 “One of the anomalies your employer kidnapped. Stop running or we’ll have to do this the hard way.”

 

 “What do you want me to say? I’m in the dark about this!”

 “Who hired you? How did you know them previously? What did you know about what was happening inside of there? Why were you chosen to guard this place? Did you ever see anything go in or out of that cabin?”

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Rade is still busy with the second guard. Statblock in my homebrew. 

Attack: 24 Damage: 4

 

 The man runs away after being struck. “You guys are crazy!!”

 Rade follows him. “No witnesses! Where is Cody!”

 The man falls onto the ground and scrambles back. “Who’s Cody?!?!?”

 “One of the anomalies your employer kidnapped. Stop running or we’ll have to do this the hard way.”

 

 “What do you want me to say? I’m in the dark about this!”

 “Who hired you? How did you know them previously? What did you know about what was happening inside of there? Why were you chosen to guard this place? Did you ever see anything go in or out of that cabin?”

 “I’m just a thug! I don’t even know the guys name! I just got payed a ton!”

She stumbles back and her nose starts bleeding "heheheHEHEHEYOULITTLE-" she attacks again

 19  dmg:  6

20  dmg:  3

*i now have a 1st level character. Happy now Gradius?*

a girl falls down the trapdoor not even attempting the rope and sniffs the air before licking her lips after seeing the children