The spirit naga is attempting a magic ritual and failing.
(I'm thinking about introing a mini villain I have in my campaign. They're a necromancer so they fit the spooky vibe.)
“What does this magic accomplish?” A red slaad eyes the ritual suspiciously
The naga turns. They look weak and drained. "It isssssss to return to my home realm. However, the ritual is not going ssssssooooooo well."
“Well duh! You gotta up the content of the razorvine by a factor of four, as well as use something stronger than venom troll sweat for your counterbalance!”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
The spirit naga is attempting a magic ritual and failing.
(I'm thinking about introing a mini villain I have in my campaign. They're a necromancer so they fit the spooky vibe.)
“What does this magic accomplish?” A red slaad eyes the ritual suspiciously
The naga turns. They look weak and drained. "It isssssss to return to my home realm. However, the ritual is not going ssssssooooooo well."
“Well duh! You gotta up the content of the razorvine by a factor of four, as well as use something stronger than venom troll sweat for your counterbalance!”
*I just realized I said spirit naga. I meant the guardian naga*
He studies the slaad, then does as said. "I hope your generousssssss advice worksssss..."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The spirit naga is attempting a magic ritual and failing.
(I'm thinking about introing a mini villain I have in my campaign. They're a necromancer so they fit the spooky vibe.)
“What does this magic accomplish?” A red slaad eyes the ritual suspiciously
The naga turns. They look weak and drained. "It isssssss to return to my home realm. However, the ritual is not going ssssssooooooo well."
“Well duh! You gotta up the content of the razorvine by a factor of four, as well as use something stronger than venom troll sweat for your counterbalance!”
*I just realized I said spirit naga. I meant the guardian naga*
He studies the slaad, then does as said. "I hope your generousssssss advice worksssss..."
“If you need any more advice I’ll be pickling my offspring over there.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
The spirit naga is attempting a magic ritual and failing.
(I'm thinking about introing a mini villain I have in my campaign. They're a necromancer so they fit the spooky vibe.)
“What does this magic accomplish?” A red slaad eyes the ritual suspiciously
The naga turns. They look weak and drained. "It isssssss to return to my home realm. However, the ritual is not going ssssssooooooo well."
“Well duh! You gotta up the content of the razorvine by a factor of four, as well as use something stronger than venom troll sweat for your counterbalance!”
*I just realized I said spirit naga. I meant the guardian naga*
He studies the slaad, then does as said. "I hope your generousssssss advice worksssss..."
“If you need any more advice I’ll be pickling my offspring over there.”
"I apologize, I'm not quite ssssssure I follow..."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The spirit naga is attempting a magic ritual and failing.
(I'm thinking about introing a mini villain I have in my campaign. They're a necromancer so they fit the spooky vibe.)
“What does this magic accomplish?” A red slaad eyes the ritual suspiciously
The naga turns. They look weak and drained. "It isssssss to return to my home realm. However, the ritual is not going ssssssooooooo well."
“Well duh! You gotta up the content of the razorvine by a factor of four, as well as use something stronger than venom troll sweat for your counterbalance!”
*I just realized I said spirit naga. I meant the guardian naga*
He studies the slaad, then does as said. "I hope your generousssssss advice worksssss..."
“If you need any more advice I’ll be pickling my offspring over there.”
"I apologize, I'm not quite ssssssure I follow..."
“I have a very simple demonstration that has a very low chance of permanent damage if you want me to explain further.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
The spirit naga is attempting a magic ritual and failing.
(I'm thinking about introing a mini villain I have in my campaign. They're a necromancer so they fit the spooky vibe.)
“What does this magic accomplish?” A red slaad eyes the ritual suspiciously
The naga turns. They look weak and drained. "It isssssss to return to my home realm. However, the ritual is not going ssssssooooooo well."
“Well duh! You gotta up the content of the razorvine by a factor of four, as well as use something stronger than venom troll sweat for your counterbalance!”
*I just realized I said spirit naga. I meant the guardian naga*
He studies the slaad, then does as said. "I hope your generousssssss advice worksssss..."
“If you need any more advice I’ll be pickling my offspring over there.”
"I apologize, I'm not quite ssssssure I follow..."
“I have a very simple demonstration that has a very low chance of permanent damage if you want me to explain further.”
The serpent is silent for a second. "Very well then, I ssssssupposssse.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
It fails to get past the naga's scales. "I did not assssssssume you would attempt to stab me when you ssssssaid that. The nature of the sssssssslaad eludesssss me."
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
“History lesson I guess. When Primus made the Spawning Stone, Slaadi came to be. Our colors denoted our abilities, and red Slaadi have a special muscle that can inject Slaadpoles into humanoids. Since you are not a humanoid, the Slaadpole would have failed to inject, leaving it dead outside of my body. I take these, which have a strong alcohol content, and seal them in vinegar for a unique flavorful snack.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
The naga turns. They look weak and drained. "It isssssss to return to my home realm. However, the ritual is not going ssssssooooooo well."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Well duh! You gotta up the content of the razorvine by a factor of four, as well as use something stronger than venom troll sweat for your counterbalance!”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I just realized I said spirit naga. I meant the guardian naga*
He studies the slaad, then does as said. "I hope your generousssssss advice worksssss..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“If you need any more advice I’ll be pickling my offspring over there.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I apologize, I'm not quite ssssssure I follow..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“I have a very simple demonstration that has a very low chance of permanent damage if you want me to explain further.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The serpent is silent for a second. "Very well then, I ssssssupposssse.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“You might feel a little poke.” They stab the Naga with one of their claws, or try to anyway.
Attack: 22 Damage: 7
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
It fails to get past the naga's scales. "I did not assssssssume you would attempt to stab me when you ssssssaid that. The nature of the sssssssslaad eludesssss me."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“History lesson I guess. When Primus made the Spawning Stone, Slaadi came to be. Our colors denoted our abilities, and red Slaadi have a special muscle that can inject Slaadpoles into humanoids. Since you are not a humanoid, the Slaadpole would have failed to inject, leaving it dead outside of my body. I take these, which have a strong alcohol content, and seal them in vinegar for a unique flavorful snack.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He thinks for a second. "Certainly... Interesssssting."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Red is making some more snacks.
The Nic’ Epona is drinking some Anger
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*deaaaaad thread (just saying 'cause it rhymes and its too bad.)*
The barkeeper is steeping nightmares
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
*huh. everyone was hoping it wouldn't die, apparantly. I was gone to long :(*
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES