A werewolf enters the tavern, sniffing at everything it passes. A rusty, but still deadly, halberd lies on its back and it's wearing leather armour studded with very sharp spikes at regular intervals.
The bartender nods at the newcomer, preparing a mug
The wolf shakes its head. "Accommodation." It says.
“Ah, one night? Or perhaps you would consider purchasing a VIP card?” The gargoyle stows the mug beneath the counter
The werewolf slams down a pouch of 20 silver.
“Silver.” The bartender’s hollow voice sounds slightly surprised as his blank face moves from the werewolf to the coins. “Ah, yes, for that we can get you a perfect one room in our hotel for the night.” It slides a tagged skeleton style key across the counter. “I can have one of the floral nightmares show you to it.”
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
A werewolf enters the tavern, sniffing at everything it passes. A rusty, but still deadly, halberd lies on its back and it's wearing leather armour studded with very sharp spikes at regular intervals.
The bartender nods at the newcomer, preparing a mug
The wolf shakes its head. "Accommodation." It says.
“Ah, one night? Or perhaps you would consider purchasing a VIP card?” The gargoyle stows the mug beneath the counter
The werewolf slams down a pouch of 20 silver.
“Silver.” The bartender’s hollow voice sounds slightly surprised as his blank face moves from the werewolf to the coins. “Ah, yes, for that we can get you a perfect one room in our hotel for the night.” It slides a tagged skeleton style key across the counter. “I can have one of the floral nightmares show you to it.”
"Need to get rid of it." the werewolf says. "And I can find the room myself."
*He has a mild cockney accent*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
A werewolf enters the tavern, sniffing at everything it passes. A rusty, but still deadly, halberd lies on its back and it's wearing leather armour studded with very sharp spikes at regular intervals.
The bartender nods at the newcomer, preparing a mug
The wolf shakes its head. "Accommodation." It says.
“Ah, one night? Or perhaps you would consider purchasing a VIP card?” The gargoyle stows the mug beneath the counter
The werewolf slams down a pouch of 20 silver.
“Silver.” The bartender’s hollow voice sounds slightly surprised as his blank face moves from the werewolf to the coins. “Ah, yes, for that we can get you a perfect one room in our hotel for the night.” It slides a tagged skeleton style key across the counter. “I can have one of the floral nightmares show you to it.”
"Need to get rid of it." the werewolf says. "And I can find the room myself."
*He has a mild cockney accent*
The bartender nods, sliding the sliver across with a claw
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
A werewolf enters the tavern, sniffing at everything it passes. A rusty, but still deadly, halberd lies on its back and it's wearing leather armour studded with very sharp spikes at regular intervals.
The bartender nods at the newcomer, preparing a mug
The wolf shakes its head. "Accommodation." It says.
“Ah, one night? Or perhaps you would consider purchasing a VIP card?” The gargoyle stows the mug beneath the counter
The werewolf slams down a pouch of 20 silver.
“Silver.” The bartender’s hollow voice sounds slightly surprised as his blank face moves from the werewolf to the coins. “Ah, yes, for that we can get you a perfect one room in our hotel for the night.” It slides a tagged skeleton style key across the counter. “I can have one of the floral nightmares show you to it.”
"Need to get rid of it." the werewolf says. "And I can find the room myself."
*He has a mild cockney accent*
The bartender nods, sliding the sliver across with a claw
The werewolf slumps off. He finds the room almost immediately.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
*Beautiful, but gone before you could even forget them*
A gangly tiefling with tousled brown hair and fuchsia tattoos wearing a gold-trimmed red vest, black trousers, and red poulaines walks toward the tavern cautiously. He clutches his pike close and gently pushes the door open. “Hello?”
A large pomsky jumps into one of the seats at the bar "this place looks wonderful. Id like to get myself a room if ya don't mind" it says in a thick southern accent right before it spits out a pouch of gold.
A large pomsky jumps into one of the seats at the bar "this place looks wonderful. Id like to get myself a room if ya don't mind" it says in a thick southern accent right before it spits out a pouch of gold.
The gargoyle bartender turns with a grinding sound. It counts out the gold in its claws.
*How much?*
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
The ground rumbles, and a wide, jagged mouth appears in the floor.
The nightmare plants cluster around, chittering and snapping their jaws
A purplish-blue tongue shoots out of the mouth, grabbing the nearest plant and trying to drag it in.
27 Athletics for the grapple. The plant has to roll either Athletics or Acrobatics to try and avoid it.
Athletics: 9
The plant gets dragged into the mouth. Eyes begin to open all over the floor...
It disappears with a shriek. The others recoil, latching onto the tavern’s walls and pulling themselves away from the floor. The bartender pokes at one of the eyes with a clawed stone foot. “Ere, what’re you?” it inquires in its grating hollow voice
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
“Ah,” says the barkeeper. “You’ll be wanting a VIP card. Comes with a luxury suite and room service.” It pulls a skeleton style key from beneath the bar and presents it with a flourish. The tag on it says room 13. “Very affordable, just 30 gold a week.”
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“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
The tiefling steps into the tavern. A strange black ring glints on his left middle finger. “I guess there was something out here after all…”
“Welcome to Nightmare’s Claw!” calls the gargoyle bartender in a hollow, grating voice. “What may I prepare for you, good sir? Perhaps a shot of Panic?” His crumbling claws hover over a small liquor bottle labled “Panic.”
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
The tiefling steps into the tavern. A strange black ring glints on his left middle finger. “I guess there was something out here after all…”
“Welcome to Nightmare’s Claw!” calls the gargoyle bartender in a hollow, grating voice. “What may I prepare for you, good sir? Perhaps a shot of Panic?” His crumbling claws hover over a small liquor bottle labeled “Panic.”
“I-I don’t… think so… What is this place? Where’s the carnival?”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“Excellent! I can have a Floral Nightmare show you to your accommodations.” It gestures at one of the mutant Venus flytraps. “Will you be wanting anything to drink in the meantime? Beverages are on the house with your VIP membership.” It stows 30 of the gold beneath the counter, pushing the rest back across.
The tiefling steps into the tavern. A strange black ring glints on his left middle finger. “I guess there was something out here after all…”
“Welcome to Nightmare’s Claw!” calls the gargoyle bartender in a hollow, grating voice. “What may I prepare for you, good sir? Perhaps a shot of Panic?” His crumbling claws hover over a small liquor bottle labeled “Panic.”
“I-I don’t… think so… What is this place? Where’s the carnival?”
“The Nightmare’s Claw, the zone between the real and the imaginary. Most perceive this place as a tavern.” It gestures at the walls. “A carnival is a new one.”
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
The tiefling steps into the tavern. A strange black ring glints on his left middle finger. “I guess there was something out here after all…”
“Welcome to Nightmare’s Claw!” calls the gargoyle bartender in a hollow, grating voice. “What may I prepare for you, good sir? Perhaps a shot of Panic?” His crumbling claws hover over a small liquor bottle labeled “Panic.”
“I-I don’t… think so… What is this place? Where’s the carnival?”
“The Nightmare’s Claw, the zone between the real and the imaginary. Most perceive this place as a tavern.” It gestures at the walls. “A carnival is a new one.”
“No no no no no, I work at a carnival. Well, no, actually a circus. I never knew the difference… heh, guess it doesn’t matter now.”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
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“Silver.” The bartender’s hollow voice sounds slightly surprised as his blank face moves from the werewolf to the coins. “Ah, yes, for that we can get you a perfect one room in our hotel for the night.” It slides a tagged skeleton style key across the counter. “I can have one of the floral nightmares show you to it.”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
"Need to get rid of it." the werewolf says. "And I can find the room myself."
*He has a mild cockney accent*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
The bartender nods, sliding the sliver across with a claw
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
The werewolf slumps off. He finds the room almost immediately.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*Beautiful, but gone before you could even forget them*
A gangly tiefling with tousled brown hair and fuchsia tattoos wearing a gold-trimmed red vest, black trousers, and red poulaines walks toward the tavern cautiously. He clutches his pike close and gently pushes the door open. “Hello?”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
A large pomsky jumps into one of the seats at the bar "this place looks wonderful. Id like to get myself a room if ya don't mind" it says in a thick southern accent right before it spits out a pouch of gold.
Hi! I'm violet, the ultimate silly snake!
A purplish-blue tongue shoots out of the mouth, grabbing the nearest plant and trying to drag it in.
27 Athletics for the grapple. The plant has to roll either Athletics or Acrobatics to try and avoid it.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Athletics: 18
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
The gargoyle bartender turns with a grinding sound. It counts out the gold in its claws.
*How much?*
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
The plant gets dragged into the mouth. Eyes begin to open all over the floor...
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
*about 80*
Hi! I'm violet, the ultimate silly snake!
It disappears with a shriek. The others recoil, latching onto the tavern’s walls and pulling themselves away from the floor. The bartender pokes at one of the eyes with a clawed stone foot. “Ere, what’re you?” it inquires in its grating hollow voice
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
“Ah,” says the barkeeper. “You’ll be wanting a VIP card. Comes with a luxury suite and room service.” It pulls a skeleton style key from beneath the bar and presents it with a flourish. The tag on it says room 13. “Very affordable, just 30 gold a week.”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
"I'll take it"
Hi! I'm violet, the ultimate silly snake!
The tiefling steps into the tavern. A strange black ring glints on his left middle finger. “I guess there was something out here after all…”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“Welcome to Nightmare’s Claw!” calls the gargoyle bartender in a hollow, grating voice. “What may I prepare for you, good sir? Perhaps a shot of Panic?” His crumbling claws hover over a small liquor bottle labled “Panic.”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
“I-I don’t… think so… What is this place? Where’s the carnival?”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“Excellent! I can have a Floral Nightmare show you to your accommodations.” It gestures at one of the mutant Venus flytraps. “Will you be wanting anything to drink in the meantime? Beverages are on the house with your VIP membership.” It stows 30 of the gold beneath the counter, pushing the rest back across.
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
“The Nightmare’s Claw, the zone between the real and the imaginary. Most perceive this place as a tavern.” It gestures at the walls. “A carnival is a new one.”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
“No no no no no, I work at a carnival. Well, no, actually a circus. I never knew the difference… heh, guess it doesn’t matter now.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.