“Well how do ya do on this fine day?” Adwin asks Edir.
“Pretty good. You?”
“Absolutely wonderful! Say, wanna hear a fun story?”
the genasi looks over "did somebody say story, ah wait i should introduce myself i am Carmichel. also what is an owlbear? i overheard you talking about whatever that is."
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Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
“Well how do ya do on this fine day?” Adwin asks Edir.
“Pretty good. You?”
“Absolutely wonderful! Say, wanna hear a fun story?”
the genasi looks over "did somebody say story, ah wait i should introduce myself i am Carmichel. also what is an owlbear? i overheard you talking about whatever that is."
“Big purple bear with an owl face. Pretty cute, honestly. We have a few after the portal opened to a forest plane.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
“Well how do ya do on this fine day?” Adwin asks Edir.
“Pretty good. You?”
“Absolutely wonderful! Say, wanna hear a fun story?”
“Sure… why do I feel like I’m going to regret this?”
“I have no idea, you have no reason to! Anyways, back when I was still alive, I was entertaining this band of adventurers at my King’s court. They were boasting about how they were so strong and so brave and how they were going to kill this horrible monster lurking beneath a mountain blah blah blah, and someone at the court, a noble, was a shapeshifted dragon in disguise! Destroyed all the decorations, lit the place on fire, the adventurers had to drive them away, because I think it was like their nemesis and trying to kill them snd stuff, but anyways! I never invite dragons to celebrations. They’re Total party killers.”
“Well how do ya do on this fine day?” Adwin asks Edir.
“Pretty good. You?”
“Absolutely wonderful! Say, wanna hear a fun story?”
the genasi looks over "did somebody say story, ah wait i should introduce myself i am Carmichel. also what is an owlbear? i overheard you talking about whatever that is."
“Nice to meet you Carmichel! And an Owl bear is a bear that’s also an owl!”
“Well how do ya do on this fine day?” Adwin asks Edir.
“Pretty good. You?”
“Absolutely wonderful! Say, wanna hear a fun story?”
“Sure… why do I feel like I’m going to regret this?”
“I have no idea, you have no reason to! Anyways, back when I was still alive, I was entertaining this band of adventurers at my King’s court. They were boasting about how they were so strong and so brave and how they were going to kill this horrible monster lurking beneath a mountain blah blah blah, and someone at the court, a noble, was a shapeshifted dragon in disguise! Destroyed all the decorations, lit the place on fire, the adventurers had to drive them away, because I think it was like their nemesis and trying to kill them snd stuff, but anyways! I never invite dragons to celebrations. They’re Total party killers.”
“Well how do ya do on this fine day?” Adwin asks Edir.
“Pretty good. You?”
“Absolutely wonderful! Say, wanna hear a fun story?”
the genasi looks over "did somebody say story, ah wait i should introduce myself i am Carmichel. also what is an owlbear? i overheard you talking about whatever that is."
“Big purple bear with an owl face. Pretty cute, honestly. We have a few after the portal opened to a forest plane.”
"can it fly?"
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Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
“Well how do ya do on this fine day?” Adwin asks Edir.
“Pretty good. You?”
“Absolutely wonderful! Say, wanna hear a fun story?”
“Sure… why do I feel like I’m going to regret this?”
“I have no idea, you have no reason to! Anyways, back when I was still alive, I was entertaining this band of adventurers at my King’s court. They were boasting about how they were so strong and so brave and how they were going to kill this horrible monster lurking beneath a mountain blah blah blah, and someone at the court, a noble, was a shapeshifted dragon in disguise! Destroyed all the decorations, lit the place on fire, the adventurers had to drive them away, because I think it was like their nemesis and trying to kill them snd stuff, but anyways! I never invite dragons to celebrations. They’re Total party killers.”
the nowhere crowd erupts into laughter.
“Ohhhh so that’s why you’re a jester.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
“Well how do ya do on this fine day?” Adwin asks Edir.
“Pretty good. You?”
“Absolutely wonderful! Say, wanna hear a fun story?”
“Sure… why do I feel like I’m going to regret this?”
“I have no idea, you have no reason to! Anyways, back when I was still alive, I was entertaining this band of adventurers at my King’s court. They were boasting about how they were so strong and so brave and how they were going to kill this horrible monster lurking beneath a mountain blah blah blah, and someone at the court, a noble, was a shapeshifted dragon in disguise! Destroyed all the decorations, lit the place on fire, the adventurers had to drive them away, because I think it was like their nemesis and trying to kill them snd stuff, but anyways! I never invite dragons to celebrations. They’re Total party killers.”
“Right boss!” Edir opens the cabinets, grabs a few ingredients, a spoon, and a bowl, and starts combining and mixing them at a rapid speed. In 3 minutes, a bowl of amazing smelling thick liquid sits in front of them. “I usually change the texture a bit for owlbears, so it’s sludge, not a meal. Still tastes great, though.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
“Right boss!” Edir opens the cabinets, grabs a few ingredients, a spoon, and a bowl, and starts combining and mixing them at a rapid speed. In 3 minutes, a bowl of amazing smelling thick liquid sits in front of them. “I usually change the texture a bit for owlbears, so it’s sludge, not a meal. Still tastes great, though.”
“Sure… why do I feel like I’m going to regret this?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
the genasi looks over "did somebody say story, ah wait i should introduce myself i am Carmichel. also what is an owlbear? i overheard you talking about whatever that is."
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
"hey! how old is the owlbear?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Big purple bear with an owl face. Pretty cute, honestly. We have a few after the portal opened to a forest plane.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
“I have no idea, you have no reason to! Anyways, back when I was still alive, I was entertaining this band of adventurers at my King’s court. They were boasting about how they were so strong and so brave and how they were going to kill this horrible monster lurking beneath a mountain blah blah blah, and someone at the court, a noble, was a shapeshifted dragon in disguise! Destroyed all the decorations, lit the place on fire, the adventurers had to drive them away, because I think it was like their nemesis and trying to kill them snd stuff, but anyways! I never invite dragons to celebrations. They’re Total party killers.”
the nowhere crowd erupts into laughter.
“Nice to meet you Carmichel! And an Owl bear is a bear that’s also an owl!”
"he is a dragonBORN..."
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"can it fly?"
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
“I have… no idea. It looked like an adult I think?”
“Ohhhh so that’s why you’re a jester.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"hmm- okay, was it sick?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Don’t think so.”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about!”
"hmmm- okay- we just need this and that and... hmmmmm..."
"EDIR!!!"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Yes?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"can you work your bartender magic on these to make the "owlbear feast of a lifetime" for the owlbear?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Right boss!” Edir opens the cabinets, grabs a few ingredients, a spoon, and a bowl, and starts combining and mixing them at a rapid speed. In 3 minutes, a bowl of amazing smelling thick liquid sits in front of them. “I usually change the texture a bit for owlbears, so it’s sludge, not a meal. Still tastes great, though.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
The suit is practicing his combat style
*Finished the homebrew and character sheet so he is strong now.*
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Adwin takes the bowl and gives it to the Owlbear.
“Well hello there!” Adwin says to them.
”Would ya like to try to fight me?” Says the Jester.