Sir Rakshas is watching over the town from his tower. His frame is visible from the ground.
Mauric is inside the estate, very confused on what to do and where to go.
An ungainly Gnome comes up to him. "You's therrr neew Chif, roight?" His words are slurred and he seems a bit drunk.
“Get a grip on yourself, man! This is a kitchen!!” Mauric snaps. “But… yes.”
"Ya'l ned urectuns?"
Mauric sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. “There are so many other ways you could have said that and still gotten the same point across…”
The gnome hiccups.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
Sir Rakshas is watching over the town from his tower. His frame is visible from the ground.
Mauric is inside the estate, very confused on what to do and where to go.
An ungainly Gnome comes up to him. "You's therrr neew Chif, roight?" His words are slurred and he seems a bit drunk.
“Get a grip on yourself, man! This is a kitchen!!” Mauric snaps. “But… yes.”
"Ya'l ned urectuns?"
Mauric sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. “There are so many other ways you could have said that and still gotten the same point across…”
The gnome hiccups.
“Yes. I do need directions.”
*bop*
*Sorry*
"Ovver dere. Take a left, den a roight, den straight and aftor tat take a lurft and you'll get dere. I fink."
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
Mauric follows these directions to the best of his ability.
At least the gnome was right. He finds himself in the kitchen, where the servants are resting. There is a note from Rakshas pinned to the door. It says:
"Mauric, I hope you settle in. Do whatever you want with the other servants. Kill them, drug them, leave them to their own devices, I do not care. Just do your job.
Rakshas Deathreaper"
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
Mauric follows these directions to the best of his ability.
At least the gnome was right. He finds himself in the kitchen, where the servants are resting. There is a note from Rakshas pinned to the door. It says:
"Mauric, I hope you settle in. Do whatever you want with the other servants. Kill them, drug them, leave them to their own devices, I do not care. Just do your job.
Rakshas Deathreaper"
“What a swell guy. I wonder if they have citrus fruit here. He’s going to teleport behind me probably.”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Mauric follows these directions to the best of his ability.
At least the gnome was right. He finds himself in the kitchen, where the servants are resting. There is a note from Rakshas pinned to the door. It says:
"Mauric, I hope you settle in. Do whatever you want with the other servants. Kill them, drug them, leave them to their own devices, I do not care. Just do your job.
Rakshas Deathreaper"
“What a swell guy. I wonder if they have citrus fruit here. He’s going to teleport behind me probably.”
"Correct." Rakshas says. He is behind Mauric. He has been for some time.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
Mauric follows these directions to the best of his ability.
At least the gnome was right. He finds himself in the kitchen, where the servants are resting. There is a note from Rakshas pinned to the door. It says:
"Mauric, I hope you settle in. Do whatever you want with the other servants. Kill them, drug them, leave them to their own devices, I do not care. Just do your job.
Rakshas Deathreaper"
“What a swell guy. I wonder if they have citrus fruit here. He’s going to teleport behind me probably.”
"Correct." Rakshas says. He is behind Mauric. He has been for some time.
“It’s good to know exactly how this job is going to go.” Mauric turns slowly.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Mauric follows these directions to the best of his ability.
At least the gnome was right. He finds himself in the kitchen, where the servants are resting. There is a note from Rakshas pinned to the door. It says:
"Mauric, I hope you settle in. Do whatever you want with the other servants. Kill them, drug them, leave them to their own devices, I do not care. Just do your job.
Rakshas Deathreaper"
“What a swell guy. I wonder if they have citrus fruit here. He’s going to teleport behind me probably.”
"Correct." Rakshas says. He is behind Mauric. He has been for some time.
“It’s good to know exactly how this job is going to go.” Mauric turns slowly.
Rakshas is unarmed, but his armour is still on. He looks down at mauric. "We do have Citrus fruit. Not much. Have one of the servants show you to it. Why exactly do you want citrus fruit?"
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
Mauric follows these directions to the best of his ability.
At least the gnome was right. He finds himself in the kitchen, where the servants are resting. There is a note from Rakshas pinned to the door. It says:
"Mauric, I hope you settle in. Do whatever you want with the other servants. Kill them, drug them, leave them to their own devices, I do not care. Just do your job.
Rakshas Deathreaper"
“What a swell guy. I wonder if they have citrus fruit here. He’s going to teleport behind me probably.”
"Correct." Rakshas says. He is behind Mauric. He has been for some time.
“It’s good to know exactly how this job is going to go.” Mauric turns slowly.
Rakshas is unarmed, but his armour is still on. He looks down at mauric. "We do have Citrus fruit. Not much. Have one of the servants show you to it. Why exactly do you want citrus fruit?"
“The delicious taste lends itself to many unique dishes. And it’s very effective in the prevention of scurvy. Plus certain fruits let me make the worst puns in existence.” He grins roguishly.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Mauric follows these directions to the best of his ability.
At least the gnome was right. He finds himself in the kitchen, where the servants are resting. There is a note from Rakshas pinned to the door. It says:
"Mauric, I hope you settle in. Do whatever you want with the other servants. Kill them, drug them, leave them to their own devices, I do not care. Just do your job.
Rakshas Deathreaper"
“What a swell guy. I wonder if they have citrus fruit here. He’s going to teleport behind me probably.”
"Correct." Rakshas says. He is behind Mauric. He has been for some time.
“It’s good to know exactly how this job is going to go.” Mauric turns slowly.
Rakshas is unarmed, but his armour is still on. He looks down at mauric. "We do have Citrus fruit. Not much. Have one of the servants show you to it. Why exactly do you want citrus fruit?"
“The delicious taste lends itself to many unique dishes. And it’s very effective in the prevention of scurvy. Plus certain fruits let me make the worst puns in existence.” He grins roguishly.
"Interesting. You had better get back to your job." Rakshas discreetly casts Detect Thoughts on mauric.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
Mauric follows these directions to the best of his ability.
At least the gnome was right. He finds himself in the kitchen, where the servants are resting. There is a note from Rakshas pinned to the door. It says:
"Mauric, I hope you settle in. Do whatever you want with the other servants. Kill them, drug them, leave them to their own devices, I do not care. Just do your job.
Rakshas Deathreaper"
“What a swell guy. I wonder if they have citrus fruit here. He’s going to teleport behind me probably.”
"Correct." Rakshas says. He is behind Mauric. He has been for some time.
“It’s good to know exactly how this job is going to go.” Mauric turns slowly.
Rakshas is unarmed, but his armour is still on. He looks down at mauric. "We do have Citrus fruit. Not much. Have one of the servants show you to it. Why exactly do you want citrus fruit?"
“The delicious taste lends itself to many unique dishes. And it’s very effective in the prevention of scurvy. Plus certain fruits let me make the worst puns in existence.” He grins roguishly.
"Interesting. You had better get back to your job." Rakshas discreetly casts Detect Thoughts on mauric.
Mauric’s mind is more than a little strange. His foremost thoughts are: wondering what Rakshas actually is, a recipe for something Finnish, and a plan for murdering Rakshas just as a contingency.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Mauric follows these directions to the best of his ability.
At least the gnome was right. He finds himself in the kitchen, where the servants are resting. There is a note from Rakshas pinned to the door. It says:
"Mauric, I hope you settle in. Do whatever you want with the other servants. Kill them, drug them, leave them to their own devices, I do not care. Just do your job.
Rakshas Deathreaper"
“What a swell guy. I wonder if they have citrus fruit here. He’s going to teleport behind me probably.”
"Correct." Rakshas says. He is behind Mauric. He has been for some time.
“It’s good to know exactly how this job is going to go.” Mauric turns slowly.
Rakshas is unarmed, but his armour is still on. He looks down at mauric. "We do have Citrus fruit. Not much. Have one of the servants show you to it. Why exactly do you want citrus fruit?"
“The delicious taste lends itself to many unique dishes. And it’s very effective in the prevention of scurvy. Plus certain fruits let me make the worst puns in existence.” He grins roguishly.
"Interesting. You had better get back to your job." Rakshas discreetly casts Detect Thoughts on mauric.
Mauric’s mind is more than a little strange. His foremost thoughts are: wondering what Rakshas actually is, a recipe for something Finnish, and a plan for murdering Rakshas just as a contingency.
Rakshas' gaze bores into mauric. "You can get that contingency out of your mind, Tabrahain."
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
Mauric follows these directions to the best of his ability.
At least the gnome was right. He finds himself in the kitchen, where the servants are resting. There is a note from Rakshas pinned to the door. It says:
"Mauric, I hope you settle in. Do whatever you want with the other servants. Kill them, drug them, leave them to their own devices, I do not care. Just do your job.
Rakshas Deathreaper"
“What a swell guy. I wonder if they have citrus fruit here. He’s going to teleport behind me probably.”
"Correct." Rakshas says. He is behind Mauric. He has been for some time.
“It’s good to know exactly how this job is going to go.” Mauric turns slowly.
Rakshas is unarmed, but his armour is still on. He looks down at mauric. "We do have Citrus fruit. Not much. Have one of the servants show you to it. Why exactly do you want citrus fruit?"
“The delicious taste lends itself to many unique dishes. And it’s very effective in the prevention of scurvy. Plus certain fruits let me make the worst puns in existence.” He grins roguishly.
"Interesting. You had better get back to your job." Rakshas discreetly casts Detect Thoughts on mauric.
Mauric’s mind is more than a little strange. His foremost thoughts are: wondering what Rakshas actually is, a recipe for something Finnish, and a plan for murdering Rakshas just as a contingency.
Rakshas' gaze bores into mauric. "You can get that contingency out of your mind, Tabrahain."
“I thought you’d be proud that my plan was so good. It would mean any of your foes would fall easier, since they’re so much weaker than you.”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
A Yuan-ti walks into town, his messy dreads and googles glittering in the light. His Antimatter rifle at his back with his backpack.
*Ah. This... isn't steampunk. It is very much not the kind of thing you have antimatter rifles in, sorry jester.*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
Mauric follows these directions to the best of his ability.
At least the gnome was right. He finds himself in the kitchen, where the servants are resting. There is a note from Rakshas pinned to the door. It says:
"Mauric, I hope you settle in. Do whatever you want with the other servants. Kill them, drug them, leave them to their own devices, I do not care. Just do your job.
Rakshas Deathreaper"
“What a swell guy. I wonder if they have citrus fruit here. He’s going to teleport behind me probably.”
"Correct." Rakshas says. He is behind Mauric. He has been for some time.
“It’s good to know exactly how this job is going to go.” Mauric turns slowly.
Rakshas is unarmed, but his armour is still on. He looks down at mauric. "We do have Citrus fruit. Not much. Have one of the servants show you to it. Why exactly do you want citrus fruit?"
“The delicious taste lends itself to many unique dishes. And it’s very effective in the prevention of scurvy. Plus certain fruits let me make the worst puns in existence.” He grins roguishly.
"Interesting. You had better get back to your job." Rakshas discreetly casts Detect Thoughts on mauric.
Mauric’s mind is more than a little strange. His foremost thoughts are: wondering what Rakshas actually is, a recipe for something Finnish, and a plan for murdering Rakshas just as a contingency.
Rakshas' gaze bores into mauric. "You can get that contingency out of your mind, Tabrahain."
“I thought you’d be proud that my plan was so good. It would mean any of your foes would fall easier, since they’re so much weaker than you.”
"A plan for murdering me, no matter how witty and well thought-out, will inevitably fail."
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
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The gnome hiccups.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
“Yes. I do need directions.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*bop*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Sorry*
"Ovver dere. Take a left, den a roight, den straight and aftor tat take a lurft and you'll get dere. I fink."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
*cut*
Mauric follows these directions to the best of his ability.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"May I ask your name, sir?" they ask.
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
Mauric is working his job.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
At least the gnome was right. He finds himself in the kitchen, where the servants are resting. There is a note from Rakshas pinned to the door. It says:
"Mauric, I hope you settle in. Do whatever you want with the other servants. Kill them, drug them, leave them to their own devices, I do not care. Just do your job.
Rakshas Deathreaper"
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
“What a swell guy. I wonder if they have citrus fruit here. He’s going to teleport behind me probably.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Correct." Rakshas says. He is behind Mauric. He has been for some time.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
“It’s good to know exactly how this job is going to go.” Mauric turns slowly.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Rakshas is unarmed, but his armour is still on. He looks down at mauric. "We do have Citrus fruit. Not much. Have one of the servants show you to it. Why exactly do you want citrus fruit?"
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
“The delicious taste lends itself to many unique dishes. And it’s very effective in the prevention of scurvy. Plus certain fruits let me make the worst puns in existence.” He grins roguishly.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Interesting. You had better get back to your job." Rakshas discreetly casts Detect Thoughts on mauric.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
Mauric’s mind is more than a little strange. His foremost thoughts are: wondering what Rakshas actually is, a recipe for something Finnish, and a plan for murdering Rakshas just as a contingency.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Rakshas' gaze bores into mauric. "You can get that contingency out of your mind, Tabrahain."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
“I thought you’d be proud that my plan was so good. It would mean any of your foes would fall easier, since they’re so much weaker than you.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
A Yuan-ti walks into town, his messy dreads and googles glittering in the light. His Antimatter rifle at his back with his backpack.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*Ah. This... isn't steampunk. It is very much not the kind of thing you have antimatter rifles in, sorry jester.*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
"A plan for murdering me, no matter how witty and well thought-out, will inevitably fail."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.