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#11975 Jul 28, 2024
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Also, completely random and off topic, but does anybody know what the amount of hp should be for a level 20 paladin order of the ancients? Con is 12

Uuh, at first level it would be 11 I think, then + 7 for each level so 144 I think if you take the average health.

That sounds about right to me.

Okee thanks I have a oneshot tomorrow and I’m finishing my character sheet :P

Ooh fun, level 20? What are your stats like?

Strength: 20

Dexterity: 10

Constitution: 12

Intelligence: 14

Wisdom: 10

Charisma: 20

plus monks homebrewed a fancy trident for me

Wow! That’s awesome. Strength and Charisma sound great, which is actually the perfect combo for a paladin.

I used safari lmao to figure out what was supposed to be highest then did half elf cuz they have +2 charisma

how do you calculate attack bonuses??? (Sorryyyyyyy. But safari isn’t helping rn and I’m being stupid)

Proficiency +strength for most weapons, proficiency +Dex for ranged, either for finesse weapons like rapier or dagger.

only add proficiency if you’re proficient of course, but I think Paladin has proficiency in all weapons anyways so it’s fine.

Thanks

also i had some people i met at camp start calling me Sel and it makes me happy. Some of them call me salt as well, lmao.

Interesting

*takes notes*

lol what

final question (hopefully): how many spells could a level 20 paladin oath of the ancients prepare?

I will be saving Salt as a possible nickname, hehe.

and 15, for your case. Your charisma modifier (5) + half your level (10)

Lolllllll

thank you for putting up with my questions

No problem, any more? You need to be prepared!

Pretty sure thats all for now…

but should i change my con to 14 and wis to 8?

Hm… wisdom is the second most common saving throw. But dexterity is the first most common. If you don’t want to, maybe you could do intelligence instead, lowering it to a 10 or 8 and bringing your con up to a 14 or 16, giving you and extra 21 or 42 hitpoints.

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Also, completely random and off topic, but does anybody know what the amount of hp should be for a level 20 paladin order of the ancients? Con is 12

Uuh, at first level it would be 11 I think, then + 7 for each level so 144 I think if you take the average health.

That sounds about right to me.

Okee thanks I have a oneshot tomorrow and I’m finishing my character sheet :P

Ooh fun, level 20? What are your stats like?

Strength: 20

Dexterity: 10

Constitution: 12

Intelligence: 14

Wisdom: 10

Charisma: 20

plus monks homebrewed a fancy trident for me

Wow! That’s awesome. Strength and Charisma sound great, which is actually the perfect combo for a paladin.

I used safari lmao to figure out what was supposed to be highest then did half elf cuz they have +2 charisma

how do you calculate attack bonuses??? (Sorryyyyyyy. But safari isn’t helping rn and I’m being stupid)

Proficiency +strength for most weapons, proficiency +Dex for ranged, either for finesse weapons like rapier or dagger.

only add proficiency if you’re proficient of course, but I think Paladin has proficiency in all weapons anyways so it’s fine.

Thanks

also i had some people i met at camp start calling me Sel and it makes me happy. Some of them call me salt as well, lmao.

Interesting

*takes notes*

lol what

final question (hopefully): how many spells could a level 20 paladin oath of the ancients prepare?

I will be saving Salt as a possible nickname, hehe.

and 15, for your case. Your charisma modifier (5) + half your level (10)

Lolllllll

thank you for putting up with my questions

No problem, any more? You need to be prepared!

Pretty sure thats all for now…

but should i change my con to 14 and wis to 8?

Hm… wisdom is the second most common saving throw. But dexterity is the first most common. If you don’t want to, maybe you could do intelligence instead, lowering it to a 10 or 8 and bringing your con up to a 14 or 16, giving you and extra 21 or 42 hitpoints.

Idk

im just gonna leave it cuz im too tired to deal with this and i still have to add the fancy trident tomorrow

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Half to your daughter

And half to the slaughter

What do I have to do…
#11977 Jul 28, 2024
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SEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.

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#11978 Jul 28, 2024
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#11979 Jul 28, 2024
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SEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DRUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#11980 Jul 28, 2024
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Morning people

Mornin'.

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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*

I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.

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#11981 Jul 28, 2024
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Morning people

Mornin'.

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#11982 Jul 28, 2024
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Morning people

Mornin'.

Morgen

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#11984 Jul 28, 2024
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Morning people

Mornin'.

Morgen

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Cello

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#11985 Jul 28, 2024
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Morning people

Mornin'.

Morgen

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Cello

I know some who plays the cello

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#11986 Jul 28, 2024
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Finnish mythology is so cool

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No news is good news…

I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
#11987 Jul 28, 2024
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Finnish mythology is so cool

True

what part are you looking at?

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#11988 Jul 28, 2024
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Finnish mythology is so cool

True

what part are you looking at?

The cosmogony

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#11989 Jul 28, 2024
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Finnish mythology is so cool

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what part are you looking at?

The cosmogony

Nice

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Half to your daughter

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#11990 Jul 28, 2024
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SEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DRUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't seen you on in FOREVER!

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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.

"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
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SEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DRUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't seen you on in FOREVER!

I left for like a week

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#11992 Jul 28, 2024
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SEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DRUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't seen you on in FOREVER!

I left for like a week

Time is distorted in this place

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#11993 Jul 28, 2024
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SEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DRUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't seen you on in FOREVER!

I left for like a week

Time is distorted in this place

Fair

how’ve you been

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Half to your daughter

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#11994 Jul 28, 2024
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Hi Sel! You listen to anymore Stinky Dragon while you were gone?

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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*

I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.

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