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psst, Agate, you never mentioned how much of your hoard you would give.

 That's the fun part! See, while people think that they're gonna get a huge amount, I get to crush their hopes and dreams by giving them the smallest amount possible!

*laughs in evil*

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Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!

Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL

 100% or less

hand over the hoard. Again.

 Doesn't count. Your answer has to be a single number, not multiple.

 Imma stop you right there. Such rules were never specified in the original agreement. Therefore, my answer is completely valid. And there’s no changing the rules now, as that would create unfair rates, which is illegal. Hand it over. Again. 

 Let me think for a minute... NO.

(Also, I said a share. So even if your answer was valid (which it's not) you still don't get the whole hoard.)

 Again. This is, technically, linguistically, what you agreed to. I may not be a fey, but I do think I inherited the mastery of deals, agreements and trades from my ancestors.

 Fine. I'll indulge you. *reaches into hoard, and pulls out a single copper piece* Here's your share of the hoard. 

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psst, Agate, you never mentioned how much of your hoard you would give.

 That's the fun part! See, while people think that they're gonna get a huge amount, I get to crush their hopes and dreams by giving them the smallest amount possible!

*laughs in evil*

 It’s not about the money, Agate. It’s about sending a message.

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Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!

Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL

 100% or less

hand over the hoard. Again.

 Doesn't count. Your answer has to be a single number, not multiple.

 Imma stop you right there. Such rules were never specified in the original agreement. Therefore, my answer is completely valid. And there’s no changing the rules now, as that would create unfair rates, which is illegal. Hand it over. Again. 

 Let me think for a minute... NO.

(Also, I said a share. So even if your answer was valid (which it's not) you still don't get the whole hoard.)

 Again. This is, technically, linguistically, what you agreed to. I may not be a fey, but I do think I inherited the mastery of deals, agreements and trades from my ancestors.

 Fine. I'll indulge you. *reaches into hoard, and pulls out a single copper piece* Here's your share of the hoard. 

 Always knew you dragons were broke

I need to school Agate on dealmaking…

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I need to school Agate on dealmaking…

 I’m not even a fey. I’m disappointed in him

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Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!

Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL

 100% or less

hand over the hoard. Again.

 Doesn't count. Your answer has to be a single number, not multiple.

 Imma stop you right there. Such rules were never specified in the original agreement. Therefore, my answer is completely valid. And there’s no changing the rules now, as that would create unfair rates, which is illegal. Hand it over. Again. 

 Let me think for a minute... NO.

(Also, I said a share. So even if your answer was valid (which it's not) you still don't get the whole hoard.)

 Again. This is, technically, linguistically, what you agreed to. I may not be a fey, but I do think I inherited the mastery of deals, agreements and trades from my ancestors.

 Fine. I'll indulge you. *reaches into hoard, and pulls out a single copper piece* Here's your share of the hoard. 

 Always knew you dragons were broke

 *looks at his massive hoard, that stretches for thousands of feet into the distance, forming literal mountains of treasure* Whatever. Now get going.

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Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!

Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL

 100% or less

hand over the hoard. Again.

 Doesn't count. Your answer has to be a single number, not multiple.

 Imma stop you right there. Such rules were never specified in the original agreement. Therefore, my answer is completely valid. And there’s no changing the rules now, as that would create unfair rates, which is illegal. Hand it over. Again. 

 Let me think for a minute... NO.

(Also, I said a share. So even if your answer was valid (which it's not) you still don't get the whole hoard.)

 Again. This is, technically, linguistically, what you agreed to. I may not be a fey, but I do think I inherited the mastery of deals, agreements and trades from my ancestors.

 Fine. I'll indulge you. *reaches into hoard, and pulls out a single copper piece* Here's your share of the hoard. 

 Always knew you dragons were broke

 *looks at his massive hoard, that stretches for thousands of feet into the distance, forming literal mountains of treasure* Whatever. Now get going.

 I’ll be back to cheat you out with facts and logic tomorrow!

edit: Meant logic. I hate autocorrect sometimes 

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I need to school Agate on dealmaking…

 I’m not even a fey. I’m disappointed in him

 Agate! I need to teach thou immediately!

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I need to school Agate on dealmaking…

 I’m not even a fey. I’m disappointed in him

 Agate! I need to teach thou immediately!

 Too bad. Mine bed calls to me.

Each day we get closer and closer to our ultimate goal... *draws a pentagram on the floor*

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Each day we get closer and closer to our ultimate goal... *draws a pentagram on the floor*

 Summoning Cursed Cat Alastor? *pulls jambalaya out of nowhere and sets it in the middle of the pentagram*

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Each day we get closer and closer to our ultimate goal... *draws a pentagram on the floor*

 Summoning Cursed Cat Alastor? *pulls jambalaya out of nowhere and sets it in the middle of the pentagram*

 Well, I WAS gonna summon Lucifer, but Cursed Cat Alastor works just fine too! *begins chanting 'Jambalaya'*

Also, DRUID!!! How goes your Owl House binging quest?

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Each day we get closer and closer to our ultimate goal... *draws a pentagram on the floor*

 Summoning Cursed Cat Alastor? *pulls jambalaya out of nowhere and sets it in the middle of the pentagram*

 Well, I WAS gonna summon Lucifer, but Cursed Cat Alastor works just fine too! *begins chanting 'Jambalaya'*

Also, DRUID!!! How goes your Owl House binging quest?

 I haven't had much time recently :(

*JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA!*

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Each day we get closer and closer to our ultimate goal... *draws a pentagram on the floor*

 Summoning Cursed Cat Alastor? *pulls jambalaya out of nowhere and sets it in the middle of the pentagram*

 Well, I WAS gonna summon Lucifer, but Cursed Cat Alastor works just fine too! *begins chanting 'Jambalaya'*

Also, DRUID!!! How goes your Owl House binging quest?

 I haven't had much time recently :(

*JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA!*

 What episode are you at currently?

(JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA!!!)

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Each day we get closer and closer to our ultimate goal... *draws a pentagram on the floor*

 Summoning Cursed Cat Alastor? *pulls jambalaya out of nowhere and sets it in the middle of the pentagram*

 Well, I WAS gonna summon Lucifer, but Cursed Cat Alastor works just fine too! *begins chanting 'Jambalaya'*

Also, DRUID!!! How goes your Owl House binging quest?

 I haven't had much time recently :(

*JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA!*

 What episode are you at currently?

(JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA!!!)

 Just to note, try not to say anything spoiling, tons of people recommended it to me and people who watch the same stuff as me tend to have watched it so I do plan to see it sometime. (Stuff I watch being Avatar: The Last Airbender, Gay She Ra, which is the current thing I’m watching, Dragon Prince, those are the staples.)

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Each day we get closer and closer to our ultimate goal... *draws a pentagram on the floor*

 Summoning Cursed Cat Alastor? *pulls jambalaya out of nowhere and sets it in the middle of the pentagram*

 Well, I WAS gonna summon Lucifer, but Cursed Cat Alastor works just fine too! *begins chanting 'Jambalaya'*

Also, DRUID!!! How goes your Owl House binging quest?

 I haven't had much time recently :(

*JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA!*

 What episode are you at currently?

(JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA!!!)

 3 I think :P

Have you seen the Hazbin doc recently?

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Each day we get closer and closer to our ultimate goal... *draws a pentagram on the floor*

 Summoning Cursed Cat Alastor? *pulls jambalaya out of nowhere and sets it in the middle of the pentagram*

 Well, I WAS gonna summon Lucifer, but Cursed Cat Alastor works just fine too! *begins chanting 'Jambalaya'*

Also, DRUID!!! How goes your Owl House binging quest?

 I haven't had much time recently :(

*JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA!*

 What episode are you at currently?

(JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA!!!)

 Just to note, try not to say anything spoiling, tons of people recommended it to me and people who watch the same stuff as me tend to have watched it so I do plan to see it sometime. (Stuff I watch being Avatar: The Last Airbender, Gay She Ra, which is the current thing I’m watching, Dragon Prince, those are the staples.)

 Ooh the Dragon Prince is so goooooood! (not me being semifictoromantic)

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Each day we get closer and closer to our ultimate goal... *draws a pentagram on the floor*

 Summoning Cursed Cat Alastor? *pulls jambalaya out of nowhere and sets it in the middle of the pentagram*

 Well, I WAS gonna summon Lucifer, but Cursed Cat Alastor works just fine too! *begins chanting 'Jambalaya'*

Also, DRUID!!! How goes your Owl House binging quest?

 I haven't had much time recently :(

*JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA!*

 What episode are you at currently?

(JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA!!!)

 3 I think :P

Have you seen the Hazbin doc recently?

 So, I Was a Teenage Abomination? I'm rewatchin' Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts right now, since I finished my like 10th watchthrough of TOH a few days ago.

No, not really. I'll go check it right now.

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Each day we get closer and closer to our ultimate goal... *draws a pentagram on the floor*

 Summoning Cursed Cat Alastor? *pulls jambalaya out of nowhere and sets it in the middle of the pentagram*

 Well, I WAS gonna summon Lucifer, but Cursed Cat Alastor works just fine too! *begins chanting 'Jambalaya'*

Also, DRUID!!! How goes your Owl House binging quest?

 I haven't had much time recently :(

*JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA!*

 What episode are you at currently?

(JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA, JAMBALAYA!!!)

 3 I think :P

Have you seen the Hazbin doc recently?

 So, I Was a Teenage Abomination? I'm rewatchin' Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts right now, since I finished my like 10th watchthrough of TOH a few days ago.

No, not really. I'll go check it right now.

 Kipo is great!

Yayyyy!