Yeah, i'm here *struggles to rack slide on ak/47, due to no opposable thumbs.*
*Stares at you blankly as you try and fail to rack an AK*
*grabs rack with protogen thumbs*
*Eyes widen as I rush to stop you*
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
I don't think there's a worse thing you can do in D&D than play poker with a Deck of Many Things. Which is why it sounds like an amazin' idea!
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
*grabs rack with protogen thumbs*
Sig but long ^w^
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Eyes widen as I rush to stop you*
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
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I don't think there's a worse thing you can do in D&D than play poker with a Deck of Many Things. Which is why it sounds like an amazin' idea!
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
I’m watching a video about the Holy Roman Emperor Frederick the Second. He’s also called Constantino, apparently.
his mother, the former Holy Roman Empress, was named Constance.
then his wife was also named Constance.
also, he was supposedly rumored to be the antichrist.
i’m still watching the video.
Oh, darling, there are much worse things.
for example, using Sovereign Glue.
ever.
it breaks physics.
Or the classic- seduce everything until the DM murders the player
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
And I mean it about sovereign glue- nothing short of universal solvent or a wish spell can break the bond it creates.
nothing.
NOTHING.
Roll to seduce the glue to get it to unstick: 38
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Failure.
Uh... Roll 2 (Unholy amounts of OWO)?: Unable to parse dice roll.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Unable to parse dice roll.
Sig but long ^w^
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
7722
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Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Failure.
owo *Instant success*
Sig but long ^w^
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Legendary resistance.
Boykisser Memes! *34 instant successes*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Legendary resistance thirty-four times.
Mold Breaker!
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Legendary resistance ✨isn’t an ability✨
✨it’s a trait.✨
Oh gawd
Spell scroll, wish: Destroy all objects!
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.