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Hola mi amigos. Y’all ever listen to music then realize how much the lyrics apply to you and not exactly in the best of ways 

 Yes. Also, hihi himy!

 Oh hey Druid. Didn’t realize you were back. You here to stay this time?

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 Hi Druid! Good to see you again.

Apparently I’m married to a gay octopus

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Apparently I’m married to a gay octopus

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I'm a fish inside a birdcage
My brother always sings me songs
With his beak he tries to soothe me
He makes me feel that I belong

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Lore idea: a deity that loves being worshipped but hates how they are.

 A maiden?! Again?! WHY DO THEY ALWAYS KILL THE GOOD ONES??? They think killing the pure will help the evil rise in my vision, so they murder children and bloody my name. Instead of offering to those in need, they take so the wealthy may feast for me, giving offerings of gluttony. Every year, it’s always the same. And yet I can’t bring myself to stop them, because as much as I hate the ways in which they worship me, I can’t go back to the small fae child I was, rejected by the world. Why can’t they help each other, glorify me, instead of turn me into a reason for all their sins? What’s the point? Do they just need someone to blame? A reason to destroy those they disagree with, saying it’s all for me? Good for me, I guess, I’ve got what I always wanted, but is the road worth the victory?

 You turned something originally meant to be for like a hypocritical god to a story of a sympathetic being who does not want to be weak again. Bravo.

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Lore idea: a deity that loves being worshipped but hates how they are.

 I made a deity like that once! Sargassa, the deep sea goddess of perfection. She craves adoration and companionship above all else, and constantly shifts her form to make herself more, well, perfect, depending on whichever specific group of people caught her interest at the moment. When she’s angry or has no current mortal civilization to try and change herself to fit, she is an unholy amalgamation of dozens of sea creatures the size of a large whale.

 That sounds fun.

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I'm a fish inside a birdcage
My brother always sings me songs
With his beak he tries to soothe me
He makes me feel that I belong

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Apparently I’m married to a gay octopus

 Who starts a conversation like that I just sat down. Imma need some context here

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Apparently I’m married to a gay octopus

 real

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Lore idea: a deity that loves being worshipped but hates how they are.

 A maiden?! Again?! WHY DO THEY ALWAYS KILL THE GOOD ONES??? They think killing the pure will help the evil rise in my vision, so they murder children and bloody my name. Instead of offering to those in need, they take so the wealthy may feast for me, giving offerings of gluttony. Every year, it’s always the same. And yet I can’t bring myself to stop them, because as much as I hate the ways in which they worship me, I can’t go back to the small fae child I was, rejected by the world. Why can’t they help each other, glorify me, instead of turn me into a reason for all their sins? What’s the point? Do they just need someone to blame? A reason to destroy those they disagree with, saying it’s all for me? Good for me, I guess, I’ve got what I always wanted, but is the road worth the victory?

 You turned something originally meant to be for like a hypocritical god to a story of a sympathetic being who does not want to be weak again. Bravo.

 Is…that a good thing or a bad thing?

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Apparently I’m married to a gay octopus

 Who starts a conversation like that I just sat down. Imma need some context here

  Me ig. So you see i have a stuffed octopus named phil whom i love dearly and my friend’s little brother ended a conversation we were having saying “your welcome for introducing you to your REAL husband” with no context as to whom my fake husband was or why phil was my husband. I don’t even remember how the topic came up in our conversation, but I guess phil is my husband now so *shrug*

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Apparently I’m married to a gay octopus

 Who starts a conversation like that I just sat down. Imma need some context here

  Me ig. So you see i have a stuffed octopus named phil whom i love dearly and my friend’s little brother ended a conversation we were having saying “your welcome for introducing you to your REAL husband” with no context as to whom my fake husband was or why phil was my husband. I don’t even remember how the topic came up in our conversation, but I guess phil is my husband now so *shrug*

 I see. I am thoroughly confused, yet somehow I see 

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Lore idea: a deity that loves being worshipped but hates how they are.

 A maiden?! Again?! WHY DO THEY ALWAYS KILL THE GOOD ONES??? They think killing the pure will help the evil rise in my vision, so they murder children and bloody my name. Instead of offering to those in need, they take so the wealthy may feast for me, giving offerings of gluttony. Every year, it’s always the same. And yet I can’t bring myself to stop them, because as much as I hate the ways in which they worship me, I can’t go back to the small fae child I was, rejected by the world. Why can’t they help each other, glorify me, instead of turn me into a reason for all their sins? What’s the point? Do they just need someone to blame? A reason to destroy those they disagree with, saying it’s all for me? Good for me, I guess, I’ve got what I always wanted, but is the road worth the victory?

 You turned something originally meant to be for like a hypocritical god to a story of a sympathetic being who does not want to be weak again. Bravo.

 Is…that a good thing or a bad thing?

 It's a good thing. When I made the concept that was my line of thought, but I enjoy it when people twists my ideas for more potential storytelling.

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Apparently I’m married to a gay octopus

 Who starts a conversation like that I just sat down. Imma need some context here

  Me ig. So you see i have a stuffed octopus named phil whom i love dearly and my friend’s little brother ended a conversation we were having saying “your welcome for introducing you to your REAL husband” with no context as to whom my fake husband was or why phil was my husband. I don’t even remember how the topic came up in our conversation, but I guess phil is my husband now so *shrug*

 I see. I am thoroughly confused, yet somehow I see 

 Fair enough, considering that’s generally how I feel

so how’ve you been

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I have no idea what this thread is but it never fails to be an interesting read.

 YoU sHoUlD jOiN uS :D

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Lore idea: a deity that loves being worshipped but hates how they are.

 A maiden?! Again?! WHY DO THEY ALWAYS KILL THE GOOD ONES??? They think killing the pure will help the evil rise in my vision, so they murder children and bloody my name. Instead of offering to those in need, they take so the wealthy may feast for me, giving offerings of gluttony. Every year, it’s always the same. And yet I can’t bring myself to stop them, because as much as I hate the ways in which they worship me, I can’t go back to the small fae child I was, rejected by the world. Why can’t they help each other, glorify me, instead of turn me into a reason for all their sins? What’s the point? Do they just need someone to blame? A reason to destroy those they disagree with, saying it’s all for me? Good for me, I guess, I’ve got what I always wanted, but is the road worth the victory?

 You turned something originally meant to be for like a hypocritical god to a story of a sympathetic being who does not want to be weak again. Bravo.

 Is…that a good thing or a bad thing?

 It's a good thing. When I made the concept that was my line of thought, but I enjoy it when people twists my ideas for more potential storytelling.

 Ah ok lovely then

how’ve you been, draken?

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Apparently I’m married to a gay octopus

 Who starts a conversation like that I just sat down. Imma need some context here

  Me ig. So you see i have a stuffed octopus named phil whom i love dearly and my friend’s little brother ended a conversation we were having saying “your welcome for introducing you to your REAL husband” with no context as to whom my fake husband was or why phil was my husband. I don’t even remember how the topic came up in our conversation, but I guess phil is my husband now so *shrug*

 I see. I am thoroughly confused, yet somehow I see 

 Fair enough, considering that’s generally how I feel

so how’ve you been

 If I were a betting man, I’d be willing to bet 1 whole dollar that you know exactly what I’m gonna say

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Apparently I’m married to a gay octopus

 Who starts a conversation like that I just sat down. Imma need some context here

  Me ig. So you see i have a stuffed octopus named phil whom i love dearly and my friend’s little brother ended a conversation we were having saying “your welcome for introducing you to your REAL husband” with no context as to whom my fake husband was or why phil was my husband. I don’t even remember how the topic came up in our conversation, but I guess phil is my husband now so *shrug*

 I see. I am thoroughly confused, yet somehow I see 

 Fair enough, considering that’s generally how I feel

so how’ve you been

 If I were a betting man, I’d be willing to bet 1 whole dollar that you know exactly what I’m gonna say

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