Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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How do you see your threads? what the frick?
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
How many people would join a campaign set in one of Bananers world's run by me
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I wood
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I feel like because Bananer left because of me, it would be kind of rude of me to join a campaign held in his honor.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Baalze
I can ask him.
If that is what you want
And, personally, I do want you in the campaign, simply because it's roleplay-heavy, and you make great characters for such things
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Okay
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I mean...
You know what, it's not his campaign. It's yours. If Kieth Baker were mad at me, I'd probably still play in Eberron.
I'll join.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Thank you
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Ahh, I see! Thank you for this helpful information! I clicked the button and it sent all my profits to you and only you, then I could access my profile! Huzzah!
(Seriously what were they thinking with this UI it's just so much more convoluted now)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Once upon a time, babies were worth 500 onions.
Exploiting this, the onion king created legions of child soldiers, a 5,000 man fleet in fact. However, the potato king had amassed an army of 10,000 men because potatoes taste better than onions. The onion king was on his last breath, the potato king's sword held to his throat. "What are your last words?" said the king of potatoes. "Go to hell" and onion king pulled out an onion grenade and blew both of them up. Both of them had heirs, who became the potato and onion lords. The potato lord was in love with the rabbit lord, who was cheating on him with the onion lord. Enraged by this, the potato lord started another war. This ends with the onion lord winning and the heir of the potato lord coming back for vengeance. This loop of affairs and wars continues for 28980 years before the banana legion showing up to end the cycle. Banana king killed everyone, his legions, and himself, ending the cycle for good. However, the time loop dictates otherwise, and the potato lord and onion lord of that generation come back to life just because. The son of banana king, powerless, is defeated by onion lord and potato lord. Then onion looks into potato's eyes, and says "Maybe the real potato was the onions we bananaed along the way" and they made out and had a kid who was a platypus for no reason and the wars forever ended.
He/Him
I like games, such as Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Cotl, Be John Adam's Secretary Simulator 2009, and Goomba Game 28980: Goomba gets a promotion
I also like to (GP)post, expect me to talk about nonsense 1-5 times a day
Onions taste better than potatoes
Anyone who disagrees with me is wrong and is going to the worm pit
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Agreed.
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I disagree let me be with my people
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Link: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/237150-instholde-the-land-of-vampires-version-two
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Is no one questioning the rest of that story beyond potatoes tasting better than onions
He/Him
I like games, such as Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Cotl, Be John Adam's Secretary Simulator 2009, and Goomba Game 28980: Goomba gets a promotion
I also like to (GP)post, expect me to talk about nonsense 1-5 times a day
Yeah the platypus thing was weird
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Once upon a time 500 children were put into a never-ending white box. All the children wore white clothes with their number on their shirts. A voice called out in the sky "Beat each other to death" and doing what logical children would do they beat child 67 to death and ate his body so that so blood or bones remained. They kept doing this one by one to children they didn't like until the children grew old enough to have children. Because a child was born every time one was beaten to death and ten it was a cycle of carnage. Child 999 then, at 19 years old, said "Let us end this madness!" and doing the logical thing they beat child 999 to death and ate him. It wasn't until 10 billion years later that the voice came back as like "oh no" and they nearly ended the simulation but then they were like, this is interesting but the voice accidentally said it out loud and the children having confirmation that there was a being higher than them did the logical thing and escaped the simulation just so that they can beat the voice to death and eat them. Now that they are in the real world their next order of business, logically, was to start a monopoly on fur suits by beating to death and eating all the competition. Then the military waged war on them so they tried to beat them to death to eat but they were getting shot at and nearly losing until one of the children hopped in a tank and killed all the military. Now they control an entire country, and logically, gave up fur suits to focus on AI tech because this whole story was anti-AI propaganda and now the children are after you because they want to beat you to death and eat you
He/Him
I like games, such as Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Cotl, Be John Adam's Secretary Simulator 2009, and Goomba Game 28980: Goomba gets a promotion
I also like to (GP)post, expect me to talk about nonsense 1-5 times a day
Wait, what?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Hi!
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hodel, oh Hodel,
Have I made a match for you!
He's handsome, he's young!
Alright, he's 62.
But he's a nice man, a good catch, true?
True.
I promise you'll be happy,
And even if you're not,
There's more to life than that---
Don't ask me what.
Chava, I found him.
Won't you be a lucky bride!
He's handsome, he's tall,
That is from side to side.
But he's a nice man, a good catch, right?
Right.
I might make a fey matchmaker character.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-How Do You Do, I- See you met my faithful handyman. He’s just a little brought down because, when you knocked, He thought you were the candyman-_
_-Queen on a throne of Bouquets-_ _-ready for Clown boy summer-_ _-A heart in Summer Nights-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”