Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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People are angry, and it's not my fault
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Bye Golden! Was busy creating a thread, missed this? :(
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...I once had a campaign right now the initial Lunchly controversy and this is how it went
The players were a 10 year old turned squirrel, a straight up evil wizard, a teifling warlock, and a druid
Prelude: the market
My players met up in a medieval grocery store. The squirrel was attempting to steal numerous amounts of nuts. Just then an old lady comes bursting through and say "You young lads shall save the key to music!" they recognize this being their quest, and so they set out on freeing the key to music... but before killing a security guard, a witnessing group of five children, and then another security guard who saw the whole thing.
Mission 1: thick of it
They travel through caves killing enemies left and right until they find KSI. KSI's mechanic is that he had no initiative, but we were playing Thick of It in the background and every time KSI said "I'm in the thick of it" it would be his turn. Because of just how lucky my players were, they killed him with ease and freed the key to music.
Mission 2: ...I have made a continuous lapse of my judgment
We must now, as enemies of the Lunchly brand, kill Logan Paul, also the grandma orders us to find her boyfriend, the Lorax. We go where Logan Paul always goes: the forest. They find a hut but nothing was inside. Because a few players hadn't showed up for a few sessions, we said they were sleeping, and in this session, they were kidnapped while sleeping. Through a combination of stealth and the Warlock's spells, we saved our friends! We go on to fight Logan Paul, who throws drippy cheese and Lunchly into the player's mouths, poisoning them. We kill Logan Paul, free the Lorax, and now the squirrel has obtained an amulet which he can use to swap between human and squirrel
Interlude: the dojo
My players wanted to multi class so I sent them to a dojo where they can hone their skills. Midway through, Lunchly hired bandits showed up and the players with their new classes killed them. With Lunchly being a threat we couldn't ignore, we had to defeat the final Lunchly partner
Mr. (GP)ing Beast
Mission 3: Mr.Beast(?)
The party was supposed to go to Beast Tower to fight Jimmy Beast but due to certain circumstances I was unable to show up for the sessions in which we would've fought through the tower, I just hope that they finished their campaign with my substitute, if one of them even substituted at all. We did make it through Beast Tower enough to kill Ava Chris Tyson tho.
He/Him
I like games, such as Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Cotl, Be John Adam's Secretary Simulator 2009, and Goomba Game 28980: Goomba gets a promotion
I also like to (GP)post, expect me to talk about nonsense 1-5 times a day
This is the most ridiculous campaign idea I’ve ever heard of. I love it!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Yo! Can’t believe I missed this, doubt you’ll see it, but…uh…(well, I began with an idea in mind, but I guess I’ve forgotten it!) hope you’re doing well, hope the move figures itself out!
As for me? As scatterbrained as ever, I guess.
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
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I just got 12 hours of sleep, y’all! And grew an inch-ish in the process!
…and got myself sick as well?
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
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Excellent work young skywalker
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Quiet forums today...
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
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indeed
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
Hehe
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Milk
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Worms
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Bagels
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
why did the seagull fly over the sea?
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
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Otherwise it would be a bay-gull
*maniacal laughter*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
No, bad lactonius
I pull out a gun and shoot lactonius
He/Him
I like games, such as Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Cotl, Be John Adam's Secretary Simulator 2009, and Goomba Game 28980: Goomba gets a promotion
I also like to (GP)post, expect me to talk about nonsense 1-5 times a day
I cast shield with the Macarena as my somatic component, which gives me a +20 to AC.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Incredible
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels