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#61933 Jun 18, 2026
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The rise and fall of the chests of the injured slow out and stop.

Blank eyes stare up at the sky.

A war is here, a war nobody will ever win.

A few years ago, the new land of Phrojix was discovered, and four kingdoms went to war over it. The north was quickly claimed by Toren, the civilization of dragon riding-although apparently against the dragons’ wills-warriors. The south by Varenemi, the civilization of witchcraft and necromancy. The east was claimed by the Descenders, angels who came down from the very heavens to claim the land for their divine leader-or at least that’s what they claimed. The west was claimed by the Crawlers, a group of demons from the pits of the abyss. The groups quickly encroached into each others territory, spiking up many disputes.

All of this left the natives of Phrojix displaced, and many others were enslaved and taken to Phrojix. These people chose to join kingdoms for their own survival, as many of their friends and family had been killed in the taking of Phrojix.

This tavern is loosely inspired by some historical events, but I’d prefer that not be talked about in the thread. Each of the kingdoms can be claimed by a leader, please let me know your character, what you want to do with the nation, why you’d be a good fit, and the culture of the nation in PMs or on the thread if you’d like to be a leader. Leaders will also figure out how the kingdoms will be organized, so if you’d like there to be multiple leaders, please put that in your request to be leader. There may be a discord server for this as well, but they will remain separate canons.

Toren: (TBD BY LEADER)

Varenemi: (TBD BY LEADER)

Descenders: (TBD BY LEADER)

Crawlers: (TBD BY LEADER)

Wooooooaaaaahhh

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#61934 Jun 18, 2026
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The rise and fall of the chests of the injured slow out and stop.

Blank eyes stare up at the sky.

A war is here, a war nobody will ever win.

A few years ago, the new land of Phrojix was discovered, and four kingdoms went to war over it. The north was quickly claimed by Toren, the civilization of dragon riding-although apparently against the dragons’ wills-warriors. The south by Varenemi, the civilization of witchcraft and necromancy. The east was claimed by the Descenders, angels who came down from the very heavens to claim the land for their divine leader-or at least that’s what they claimed. The west was claimed by the Crawlers, a group of demons from the pits of the abyss. The groups quickly encroached into each others territory, spiking up many disputes.

All of this left the natives of Phrojix displaced, and many others were enslaved and taken to Phrojix. These people chose to join kingdoms for their own survival, as many of their friends and family had been killed in the taking of Phrojix.

This tavern is loosely inspired by some historical events, but I’d prefer that not be talked about in the thread. Each of the kingdoms can be claimed by a leader, please let me know your character, what you want to do with the nation, why you’d be a good fit, and the culture of the nation in PMs or on the thread if you’d like to be a leader. Leaders will also figure out how the kingdoms will be organized, so if you’d like there to be multiple leaders, please put that in your request to be leader. There may be a discord server for this as well, but they will remain separate canons.

Toren: (TBD BY LEADER)

Varenemi: (TBD BY LEADER)

Descenders: (TBD BY LEADER)

Crawlers: (TBD BY LEADER)

Wooooooaaaaahhh

Gibber approval?

Yayyyyy

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I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
#61935 Jun 18, 2026
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Newthreads!!!

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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
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#61936 Jun 18, 2026
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Newthreads!!!

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This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.

Hiya, there! My name’s Gonzalo, but you can call me whatever. I tend to frequent RP threads on this site, and you’ll probably find me there. Nice meeting you!
#61937 Jun 18, 2026
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Newthreads!!!

Fry!!!!!!!

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
#61938 Jun 18, 2026
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The rise and fall of the chests of the injured slow out and stop.

Blank eyes stare up at the sky.

A war is here, a war nobody will ever win.

A few years ago, the new land of Phrojix was discovered, and four kingdoms went to war over it. The north was quickly claimed by Toren, the civilization of dragon riding-although apparently against the dragons’ wills-warriors. The south by Varenemi, the civilization of witchcraft and necromancy. The east was claimed by the Descenders, angels who came down from the very heavens to claim the land for their divine leader-or at least that’s what they claimed. The west was claimed by the Crawlers, a group of demons from the pits of the abyss. The groups quickly encroached into each others territory, spiking up many disputes.

All of this left the natives of Phrojix displaced, and many others were enslaved and taken to Phrojix. These people chose to join kingdoms for their own survival, as many of their friends and family had been killed in the taking of Phrojix.

This tavern is loosely inspired by some historical events, but I’d prefer that not be talked about in the thread. Each of the kingdoms can be claimed by a leader, please let me know your character, what you want to do with the nation, why you’d be a good fit, and the culture of the nation in PMs or on the thread if you’d like to be a leader. Leaders will also figure out how the kingdoms will be organized, so if you’d like there to be multiple leaders, please put that in your request to be leader. There may be a discord server for this as well, but they will remain separate canons.

Toren: (TBD BY LEADER)

Varenemi: (TBD BY LEADER)

Descenders: (TBD BY LEADER)

Crawlers: (TBD BY LEADER)

Wooooooaaaaahhh

Gibber approval?

Yes indeed

*Text appears over the screen as I put a thumbs up* "I am TheMadGibber, and I approve this message."

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#61939 Jun 18, 2026
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The rise and fall of the chests of the injured slow out and stop.

Blank eyes stare up at the sky.

A war is here, a war nobody will ever win.

A few years ago, the new land of Phrojix was discovered, and four kingdoms went to war over it. The north was quickly claimed by Toren, the civilization of dragon riding-although apparently against the dragons’ wills-warriors. The south by Varenemi, the civilization of witchcraft and necromancy. The east was claimed by the Descenders, angels who came down from the very heavens to claim the land for their divine leader-or at least that’s what they claimed. The west was claimed by the Crawlers, a group of demons from the pits of the abyss. The groups quickly encroached into each others territory, spiking up many disputes.

All of this left the natives of Phrojix displaced, and many others were enslaved and taken to Phrojix. These people chose to join kingdoms for their own survival, as many of their friends and family had been killed in the taking of Phrojix.

This tavern is loosely inspired by some historical events, but I’d prefer that not be talked about in the thread. Each of the kingdoms can be claimed by a leader, please let me know your character, what you want to do with the nation, why you’d be a good fit, and the culture of the nation in PMs or on the thread if you’d like to be a leader. Leaders will also figure out how the kingdoms will be organized, so if you’d like there to be multiple leaders, please put that in your request to be leader. There may be a discord server for this as well, but they will remain separate canons.

Toren: (TBD BY LEADER)

Varenemi: (TBD BY LEADER)

Descenders: (TBD BY LEADER)

Crawlers: (TBD BY LEADER)

Wooooooaaaaahhh

Gibber approval?

Yes indeed

*Text appears over the screen as I put a thumbs up* "I am TheMadGibber, and I approve this message."

I want to join this.

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#61940 Jun 19, 2026
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Should I make a novel discussion/roleplay thread?

cool idea.

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#61941 Jun 19, 2026
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Would y’all be interested in a guild wars esque roleplay thread?

Yes! Would you be interested in a novel discussion/fictional roleplay thread?

Think 2 separate threads. One for novel discussion and the other for RP

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#61942 Jun 19, 2026
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Under 18 year old, currently posting in BST (UK time). Autistic, dyslexic as a warning I might ask you some personal questions so please don’t hate me
Master of the clouds, ruler of the sky’s and controller of the Night
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